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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
While others value consistency over innovation. (Hi, PLF!)

Hi!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by tootsie carrington
that's not "chick logic", that's democratic party logic.

Re: You avatar

I never realized how badly Prince needs male breast reduction surgery.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Sebby or whoever it was that liked walking around nekid in front of the window better watch out. Showing their ass could be banned.Link

I like to do a lotta things, but walking around nude in front of open windows ain't one of em.

Jumpin off from your post, why is it that old men like to walk around naked in gym locker rooms so much? If I shower at the gym, I shower, dry off and put my clothes on. Then I go to the mirror, fix my lid and leave. The locker room smells bad and has zero entertainment value - I have no desire to make a production of the changing/showering process.* But these old fuckers, shit... they're always walking around naked and pulling nose hairs naked and talking to one another while toweling off... I can't help but think that these cats have some exhibitionist tendencies. If thats the case, somebody tell these shrivelled bastards to join a nudist colony. The last fucking thing I want to look up at when I'm tying my sneaker and setting my Ipod to get on the treadmill is set of old man balls staring me in the face. Put that shit away.

* These old fucks are just as bad as the douchebags who monopolize stalls in the men's room while they take half hour shits while reading the paper. Do your business and get the fuck out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF

Dude, thats all for the taking. A buddy of mine grew up there. He claimed there was a mile strip of highway full of chicks like the above who were quite freindly. You can go there and probably do incredibly well for yourself. But I'd suggest you bring a suitcase full of American condoms. And double bag it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I like to do a lotta things, but walking around nude in front of open windows ain't one of em.

Jumpin off from your post, why is it that old men like to walk around naked in gym locker rooms so much? If I shower at the gym, I shower, dry off and put my clothes on. Then I go to the mirror, fix my lid and leave. The locker room smells bad and has zero entertainment value - I have no desire to make a production of the changing/showering process.* But these old fuckers, shit... they're always walking around naked and pulling nose hairs naked and talking to one another while toweling off... I can't help but think that these cats have some exhibitionist tendencies. If thats the case, somebody tell these shrivelled bastards to join a nudist colony. The last fucking thing I want to look up at when I'm tying my sneaker and setting my Ipod to get on the treadmill is set of old man balls staring me in the face. Put that shit away.

Didn't I make this same rant in '03?

You wear "sneakers"?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
PP's thoughts on AR

If they are ringers that is preferable. If they aren't, the show, stating in the recap it was V's fault that they came in second, has just jumped the shark.

I think the guy with horns on his head should just admit he is gay and get it over with.

Gus and Hera are cool, but is he an alcoholic or what?

And hey, how have you been?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Didn't I make this same rant in '03?

If you did it well, people won't need to be reminded. If you did it poorly, its good he took another stab- isn't it?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Gattigap
It's a loose correlation, but I suspect that it meant more to kids for whom High School was the peak of their lives.

If, say, you're the star linebacker that didn't subsequently play in college (or go), then chances are greater that HS and everything in it was fraught with meaning.

Me, I was the starting nose tackle, so ordinarily the prom and the girls who flung themselves at me would've been a huuge deal, but fortunately I went on to play in Division I-A, and that's made all the difference.

HS is a warm up for college. Law school was a bad fucking hangover. If I had to pick a peak, I'd say Junior year in college was the finest 12 months of my life. That was probably as close as I could or ever will get to living like one of the people in Cocksucker Blues. I was bulletproof and viewed the future like a candylane of gold-plated decisions. But being the contrarian I am, I managed to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory...

BTW - What is up with cats who played HS Football but couldn't hack College ball? We had a fraternity next door full of guys who played in HS but couldn't make the college team. They were perpetually wired and constantly getting date rape charges filed against them. Routinely, we'd have to throw them out of parties (they also couldn't fight for shit, which was a bit surprising). My fraternity was close with the fraternity of guys who played college ball and wrestled, and those cats were the most mellow guys.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Didn't I make this same rant in '03?

Its all the same rant.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you did it well, people won't need to be reminded. If you did it poorly, its good he took another stab- isn't it?

True. He does have a knack for rants.

Maybe there's a college kid at Sebby's gym who thinks Sebby has old man balls. It's all relative when it comes to balls.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My fraternity was close with the fraternity of guys who played college ball and wrestled, and those cats were the most mellow guys.

There is nothing like a strict regimen of steroids to mellow a cat out.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's all relative when it comes to balls.

New.

Board.

Motto.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you did it well, people won't need to be reminded. If you did it poorly, its good he took another stab- isn't it?

Did someone with good grammar skills kill your mother? Its like a fucking language holocaust...

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did someone with good grammar skills kill your mother? Its like a fucking language holocaust...

Nice.

You do realize my mother was born in Calabria, and had to learn English however she could. And before you drop onto my father, he was working class.

I'm thankful to both for what they did give me, for one thing consideration of other's feeling, and good manners.

I'm also thankful to even be in the position I'm in. For me to ask for the grammar and logic skills that you received from your mainline upbringing would seem to me greedy.

[Not Bob]

Not that this really matters .....

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Because sometimes, I am not so sure. It seems that your leader is under attack by the insurgents and people are standing around talking about funbags and funyuns and post counts like nothing is happening.

Sweetie, I love slave and all, but my leader is RT. (I'm more into taking orders from chicks, don't you know.)

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The only props I see are from old skoolers on these points. Is this because you people are a bunch of lemmings who fear overthrow of your dicatatorship or is it because you are simply too newber to get it? I didn't think the latter was possible, and it certainly isn't that my fellow insurgents aren't doing genius work. So its gotta be the former, right? Or is it the latter?

You only give us two false options to choose from. (Do you work for W? "Sir, we can either invade Iraq, or let the nasty terrorists rape our virginal women, and allow the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.")

Maybe some of us simply shake our heads, and wonder how it is that two people can so consistently push each other's buttons for so long without being married.