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12-23-2004, 01:54 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not a fan. Fucked a girl with both nipples pierced (hoops), and the whole time she was focused on grabbing her TITS and playing with the rings for my pleasure. "Aren't these great?"
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I once watched my gf skinny dip in the pool and make out with a chick with hoops. I'd do it again.
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12-23-2004, 01:55 PM
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#2492
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I once watched my gf skinny dip in the pool and make out with a chick with hoops. I'd do it again.
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You didn't have a video camera with you so you could relive the experience?
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12-23-2004, 01:56 PM
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#2493
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not a fan. Fucked a girl with both nipples pierced (hoops), and the whole time she was focused on grabbing her TITS and playing with the rings for my pleasure. "Aren't these great?"
Or maybe she was just bored with me and my excessive pounding.
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All two minutes?
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12-23-2004, 01:57 PM
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#2494
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't have a video camera with you so you could relive the experience?
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No, and she left her clothes by the pool and someone stole her shoes and her thong.
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12-23-2004, 01:59 PM
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#2495
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
All two minutes?
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Hey, if it were your groin area getting bruised, you would realize that two minutes is a long, long time.
And shifty, that cheap thong broke when I tried to yank it on. But the shoes are great. |
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12-23-2004, 02:07 PM
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#2496
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, if it were your groin area getting bruised, you would realize that two minutes is a long, long time.
And shifty, that cheap thong broke when I tried to yank it on. But the shoes are great.
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look. i know this week is all about re-runs, and this whole line must be pushed forward, but NOBODY has seen the video I asked about? I know for a fact a few of you sit home watching TV most weekends- you've never seen the video?
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12-23-2004, 02:07 PM
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#2497
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, if it were your groin area getting bruised, you would realize that two minutes is a long, long time.
And shifty, that cheap thong broke when I tried to yank it on. But the shoes are great.
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What, I broke the board just like the thong? Greeeeaaaaat. |
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12-23-2004, 02:09 PM
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#2498
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
All two minutes?
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No, two minutes is for long and slow pull-it-out slowwwwwwwwwly and put-it-back-in fucking. 15 seconds for excessive pounding.
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12-23-2004, 02:10 PM
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#2499
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, two minutes is for long and slow pull-it-out slowwwwwwwwwly and put-it-back-in fucking. 15 seconds for excessive pounding.
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Tease. |
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12-23-2004, 02:10 PM
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#2500
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Also, snow? In Houston? We don't know how to deal with it.
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40% chance. One of our clerks is incredibly excited about this. He's never seen snow.
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12-23-2004, 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I once watched my gf skinny dip in the pool and make out with a chick with hoops. I'd do it again.
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Everyone remember, SS considers it a date- (and likely leading to sex!) if you're in a movie he rents. If he rents 2 of your movies in a week- you're his girlfriend.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-23-2004, 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Everyone remember, SS considers it a date- (and likely leading to sex!) if you're in a movie he rents. If he rents 2 of your movies in a week- you're his girlfriend.
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True. Your wife and I are practically married.
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12-23-2004, 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, two minutes is for long and slow pull-it-out slowwwwwwwwwly and put-it-back-in fucking. 15 seconds for excessive pounding.
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???? Dude, you get numb after about a minute of pounding, and once you get numb, you can go forever. That slow shit is what'll cause early misfires.
Bourbon cures it all. You could jack a car with it, its harder than granite, you can go forever and you're guaranteed to get her off...
... or break her pelvis in the process.
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12-23-2004, 02:18 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
40% chance. One of our clerks is incredibly excited about this. He's never seen snow.
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I think my puppy is psyched abut it for similar reasons. Both dogs have been frisky as hell ever since the temperature dropped. Of course, she gets excited about the sun coming up in the morning, so it's kinda hard to tell why she was so happy this morning.
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12-23-2004, 02:20 PM
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#2505
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
???? Dude, you get numb after about a minute of pounding, and once you get numb, you can go forever. That slow shit is what'll cause early misfires.
Bourbon cures it all. You could jack a car with it, its harder than granite, you can go forever and you're guaranteed to get her off...
... or break her pelvis in the process.
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And then get stuck and end up having the whole thing be reenacted on ER, where you are played by a friend of my friend.
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