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05-21-2004, 04:11 PM
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#2521
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Cat Names
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One of my cats has been missing now for over a week. I checked the pound during lunch and he was not there.
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Let me guess --- you had dim sum instead? |
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05-21-2004, 04:12 PM
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#2522
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Beeg, beeg flowerpleaser.
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I can't believe you just called me a fat. |
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05-21-2004, 04:13 PM
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#2523
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Cat Names
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Naturally, I ended up adopting a newcat. He is a 2-year old, 14 lb., shorthaired brown tabby. I am trying to think of a suitable name. "A769418" seems a mouthful and "Big Hairy Pussy" has already been vetoed.
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I vote for either "newcat" (all one word, like you wrote it) or "brown tabby." |
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05-21-2004, 04:14 PM
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#2524
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't say things like, "If my girlfriend joined a firm and turned down a mentor, I would divorce her on the spot," because things like that are stupid. Similarly, things you say are stupid.
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Well, duh!! You can't divorce your girlfriend, silly. |
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05-21-2004, 04:16 PM
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#2525
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My girlfriend went to a strip club last week. Should I hit her with a closed (but loose -- I'm no monster) fist or should I just give her the gold old back-handed, knuckle, bitch slap?
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Neither. If you don't correct the behavior contemporaneously it will not be as effective. |
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05-21-2004, 04:17 PM
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#2526
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by dtb
Well, duh!! You can't divorce your girlfriend, silly.
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No kidding. She's a hottie. |
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05-21-2004, 04:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Neither. If you don't correct the behavior contemporaneously it will not be as effective.
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I'm sure a series of brisk, open-handed slaps to the ass (as suggested by ABBA) will elicit desired behavior. |
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05-21-2004, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Cat Names
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am trying to think of a suitable name. "A769418" seems a mouthful and "Big Hairy Pussy" has already been vetoed. They have already taken his picture offline.
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Vetoed by whom? The cat? The other cat? Do you have a roomie?
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05-21-2004, 04:21 PM
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#2529
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Cat Names
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I ended up adopting a newcat. He is a 2-year old, 14 lb., shorthaired brown tabby.
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this is sooo cool! Has he met his 2 new bothers and 3 new sisters yet? How do they get along? 2 of you cats are smallish, right? Hope this bruiser doesn't hurt them! Ha ha, just kidding. |
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05-21-2004, 04:22 PM
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#2530
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Cat Names
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am trying to think of a suitable name. "A769418" seems a mouthful and "Big Hairy Pussy" has already been vetoed.
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How about "Shaft?" The double entendre seems just about your speed.
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05-21-2004, 04:23 PM
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#2531
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by dtb
Well, duh!! You can't divorce your girlfriend, silly.
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I got a 340 on my SATs.
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05-21-2004, 04:26 PM
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#2532
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Neither. If you don't correct the behavior contemporaneously it will not be as effective.
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Now you're just scaring me.
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05-21-2004, 04:28 PM
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#2533
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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ThurgreedMarshall
I got a 340 on my SATs.
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This would explain the hoops skillz and closetful of "free" Nikes |
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05-21-2004, 04:30 PM
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#2534
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
They could open for "Yesterday's Underpants."
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Yesterday's Underpants should never be opened.
That's just gross. |
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05-21-2004, 04:30 PM
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#2535
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Cat Names
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Vetoed by whom? The cat? The other cat? Do you have a roomie?
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Good point. Coltrane, what's your opinion of Big Hairy Pussy?
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