Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the penske asks I deliver....
Fringe SS NCS

behold

I'm the blonde. Everything's bigger in TX!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
. I'm somewhat surprised her parents went for it.

"Mom, you just signed a book deal for $8M. Dad, you just signed a book deal for $10M. And even though you incurred massive legal fees that you may or may not have to repay, the least you can do, dad, for all the misery your dick put me through, is make up for the shit looks genes your pecker gave me."

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Spike Lee's new movie: She Hate Me.

Synopsis: TM gets fired when he blows the whistle on securities violations by his bosses, penske and patentgreedy. One of TM's ex-gf's, leagl -- now a lesbian -- offers TM $10,000 to impregnate her. leagl's lesbian friends hear of TM's services and start lining up to pay him $10,000 per attempt.

Link to preview for
She Hate Me

Ok now, there are several problems with this movie. First TM date me? Me date TM? Bitch, please. Second, now a lesbian?? Third, I wouldn't pay anyone 10k, maybe a buck twenty on a good day. Fourth I like how the lesbians actually have sex with the guy to get pregnant. That would happen.

[rant] Men should not be allowed to make movies about lesbians any more. First "gobble gobble" and now this shit. Oh and now they have the lesbian on Queer as Folk cheating on her pregnant wife with some sleazebag guy. WTF? It would seem even gay men are in on this nonsense. [/rant]

On another note, I saw Moore's movie this weekend. It was only showing in a tiny theatre, they wouldn't sell advanced tickets and they have maybe 130 seats. My gf really really wanted to see it though so I had to stand in line 3 times before we got to see the fucking thing.

The movie itself? About what I expected. It was actually pretty funny in a lot of places. People applauded at the end.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"Mom, you just signed a book deal for $8M. Dad, you just signed a book deal for $10M. And even though you incurred massive legal fees that you may or may not have to repay, the least you can do, dad, for all the misery your dick put me through, is make up for the shit looks genes your pecker gave me."

Such language. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
On another note, I saw Moore's movie this weekend. It was only showing in a tiny theatre, they wouldn't sell advanced tickets and they have maybe 130 seats. My gf really really wanted to see it though so I had to stand in line 3 times before we got to see the fucking thing.

The movie itself? About what I expected. It was actually pretty funny in a lot of places. People applauded at the end.

I tried to see it last night -- completely sold out. It was sold out on Saturday night too. Sort of surprising that Dallas crowds came out for it. Pleasantly surprising.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"Mom, you just signed a book deal for $8M. Dad, you just signed a book deal for $10M. And even though you incurred massive legal fees that you may or may not have to repay, the least you can do, dad, for all the misery your dick put me through, is make up for the shit looks genes your pecker gave me."

Webster Hubbell got a $10m book deal? What a country!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Such language. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yes. With tongue.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by leagleaze

The movie itself? People applauded at the end.

Maybe somebody can explain this custom to me. Why do people applaud movies? It's really pretty idiotic if you think about it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Webster Hubbell got a $10m book deal? What a country!

Fourth I like how the lesbian actually had sex with the guy to get pregnant. That would happen.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze Third, I wouldn't pay anyone 10k, maybe a buck twenty on a good day.

Done.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Done.

Is the offer still open? B/c I'll do it for a buck ten.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is the offer still open? B/c I'll do it for a buck ten.

Between you and the world ruler, I'll take the world ruler. As long as he'll give up all rights to the child and is willing to wait about 2 years.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Between you and the world ruler, I'll take the world ruler. As long as he'll give up all rights to the child and is willing to wait about 2 years.

oooooh, burn!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Between you and the world ruler, I'll take the world ruler. As long as he'll give up all rights to the child and is willing to wait about 2 years.

But I'm the ruler of my own little world.

$1.05

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by leagleaze


On another note, I saw Moore's movie this weekend. It was only showing in a tiny theatre, they wouldn't sell advanced tickets and they have maybe 130 seats. My gf really really wanted to see it though so I had to stand in line 3 times before we got to see the fucking thing.

The movie itself? About what I expected. It was actually pretty funny in a lot of places. People applauded at the end.

Strange. I bought tickets online, because I thought it woudl sell out. WE ended up getting htere early to jockey for position and NO ONE WAS THERE which meant I got to play Ms. Pacman and some bear hunting game for a half hour while I waited. the theatre had maybe 25 people in it for a saturday night showing. I thought the beginning was slow, the end was painfully slow and it would have been much better if there hadn't been so much footage of that fat slob Moore in the last 1/3 of the movie. I give it a B. No more, no less.