Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 175

Hank Chinaski · 03-09-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We put on a good face in public, but in private it's a different matter. He shuns my advances, always claiming to be "too tired," he's mysteriously "unavailable" when I call at the office, he's always "traveling" . . . I'm beginning to question his commitment to this relationship.

Remember yesterday, the wiping advice? I don't post something that personal unless asked by someone I like, to do something positive for someone else I like.

Guess who asked?

robustpuppy · 03-09-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
better yet, order online from a place that won't charge you sales tax. Apple charges sales tax on any shipments to a state that has a sales tax.

the only reason to order from apple is that you can get the thing engraved. Which isn't much of an advantage.

Does NYS require a resident to report on her annual return the amount of purchases for which the resident did not pay sales tax at the time of the transaction? Cuz it sounds to me like you're counseling our dear miss gwnc to break the law!

pony_trekker · 03-09-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does NYS require a resident to report on her annual return the amount of purchases for which the resident did not pay sales tax at the time of the transaction? Cuz it sounds to me like your counseling our dear miss gwnc to break the law!

Easy -- zero.

Fuck the police!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-09-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does NYS require a resident to report on her annual return the amount of purchases for which the resident did not pay sales tax at the time of the transaction? Cuz it sounds to me like your counseling our dear miss gwnc to break the law!

I'm no more counseling her to break the law than when Thurgreed tells Sunny to suck it in spite of the Commonwealth's bar on sodomy.

Replaced_Texan · 03-09-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm no more counseling her to break the law than when Thurgreed tells Sunny to suck it in spite of the Commonwealth's bar on sodomy.

From the Target website: "Target.com charges sales tax in all U.S. states other than Alaska, Hawaii and Vermont. Amazon.com@Target.com Inc. charges sales tax only on orders shipped to Kansas, North Dakota and Washington."

03-09-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have never been to a Target. I would like to go to one though.

Thanks all, for the advice.

One more thing- if you order onine at Apple, you can get it engraved with your name.

03-09-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We put on a good face in public, but in private it's a different matter. He shuns my advances, always claiming to be "too tired," he's mysteriously "unavailable" when I call at the office, he's always "traveling" . . . I'm beginning to question his commitment to this relationship.

OK, I was trying to keep this on the DL since I am a little embarrassed, but the reason he is shunning you is bc he and I are back together again. If it makes you feel better, he is torn about which gender to go with. On one hand, he prefers the rough hands, manly chest hair and the cock of a dude but he would like to hve kids as organically as possible which means he might have to be with a woman for life. But I likie you so maybe I will let shave have his extracurriculars. Just remember to wear your saran wrap and don't stretch his gash out too much.

Gattigap · 03-09-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, I was trying to keep this on the DL since I am a little embarrassed, but the reason he is shunning you is bc he and I are back together again.

Expensive setup to the punch line, no?

03-09-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Expensive setup to the punch line, no?

Depends if I win the pool or not.

eTA how I love how the re line has evolved to be just perfect once again. :cross:

LessinSF · 03-09-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you and Less were on a romantic holiday in Cancun?

Alas, no, it has been two days in Detroit with Hank.

Shape Shifter · 03-09-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Alas, no, it has been two days in Detroit with Hank.

You didn't have a choice?

BloatedSlave · 03-09-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Depends if I win the pool or not.

Congrats, General Mills just called, the KooKoo for CocoaPuffs prize is all yours.

03-09-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Alas, no, it has been two days in Detroit with Hank.

How's his gash?

mmm3587 · 03-09-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
the only reason to order from apple is that you can get the thing engraved. Which isn't much of an advantage.

I think that this is pretty cool. It looks good. It's "laser engraving," which I guess is cooler than regular engraving.

A MicroCenter flyer I got in the mail yesterday promises $75 (cash? gift card? rebate? can't rememeber) if you open a Visa when you get the iPod and buy the iPod with the Visa. I don't usually go for the credit card special teaser offers, but $75 is pretty good considering that it's simple and there aren't really any discounts available otherwise on iPods.

Replaced_Texan · 03-09-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I think that this is pretty cool. It looks good. It's "laser engraving," which I guess is cooler than regular engraving.

I think someone should order me the engraved gold silent waterproof vibrator so we can see if it's regular engraving or cool engraving.

ETA: It's about the same price as an iPod. Whoever buys it for me can choose the phrase that's engraved.