Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you really want to imagine ass-fucking Hank's avatar?

No. But his avatar's getting stale.

About as stale as that joke.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No. But his avatar's getting stale.

About as stale as that joke.

What joke?

She's attractive and has admitted to being frequently ass-fucked.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh my God. Please please please stop posting that photo. I cannot bear to see it one more time.

Semivegitarian = Eats a semi-truck full of ho-ho's and calls them vegetables.

Look! He's not particularly fat!!!!!

I think the teacher-wanna-be fat should not be kept from taking the job, but if she can't fill a class then they can fire her. As a rude fat, I have to say that taking a class from a super-perfect-body person is not that appealing. While I can appreciate that there are people who think that if their teacher isn't super-skinny the class isn't going to do them any good, I also know that no matter how hot my teacher is, I'm not 22 anymore and there's no way I'm going to put in enough time working out to look anything like that.

Oh, and again:

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What joke?

She's attractive and has admitted to being frequently ass-fucked.

I thought you were taking the MR/anal angle.

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No. But his avatar's getting stale.

About as stale as that joke.

My avatar is a tribute to the biggest load GP i ever worked for. he certainly ass-fucked me a few times, so I'd not be that bothered imagining it back. I will try and work in something new soon.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought you were a dog person!

I find myself unable to make a bitch/pussy joke.

But nice to see you back.

[sunnybunny]

Name the cat Bruce.



I was reading Dear Abby, I think it was yesterday. One of the letters read: "I am 13 years old and a cutter. I see a counselor and I used to be suicidal. I want to take medication so I can stop cutting, but I don't know how to tell my mom. What should I do? "


What in the heck is a Cutter?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A guy I knew in law school danced at a gay bar down the street from my place a few times for cash. Dude was a huge rugby player with zero dancing ability. He just stood on stage and took his shirt off, awkwardly tried to "dance," collected $50 or so odd bucks and left. Not bad for like 10 min work.

Did you go just to see him or did he surprise you with his appearance on stage?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Name the cat Bruce.



I was reading Dear Abby, I think it was yesterday. One of the letters read: "I am 13 years old and a cutter. I see a counselor and I used to be suicidal. I want to take medication so I can stop cutting, but I don't know how to tell my mom. What should I do? "


What in the heck is a Cutter?

rent Secretary.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought you were a dog person!

I swing both ways.

stp - ncs, I shake my fist at you!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Name the cat Bruce.

What in the heck is a Cutter?

Someone who
(1) Mutilates herself - by cutting & burning her skin
(2) Skips class
(3) Lives in a quarry town in Indiana or some such state and is looked down upon by the college kids but whose scrappiness during the big bike race impresses both the local and college communities

P.S. Bruce is a terrible name for a cat.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Serious male stripper q.- do they, are they supposed to get wood? Is semi-erect the correct stripper response? or do male strippers try and go against their tendancies (gay guys strip for women) to avoid any boner issue?

What would be the point of a guy stripping for other guys if he didn't get wood. And I cannot believe I just used the phrase get wood.

I would assume straight guys strip for men. I know straight guys pose in a lot of the gay magazines.



Speaking of missing cats, I gave mine away. I have to say, I am agreeing with ABBA (I think it was ABBA) not having the cat hair around is wonderful. I didn't realize how irritating it was to me.

Feel free to make your pussy jokes now.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Name the cat Bruce.



I was reading Dear Abby, I think it was yesterday. One of the letters read: "I am 13 years old and a cutter. I see a counselor and I used to be suicidal. I want to take medication so I can stop cutting, but I don't know how to tell my mom. What should I do? "


What in the heck is a Cutter?

ETA: Damn you RP - quick. Good to have you back.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
What in the heck is a Cutter?

Someone who cuts themselves because physical pain takes their mind of mental/emotional pain. Allows them to "feel." Also leaves scars which for some people is key to manipulating others: "Look what you made me do."

I'm sure that there have been after school specials on this. Angelina and Christina Ricci used to do this.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Someone who
(1) Mutilates herself - by cutting & burning her skin
(2) Skips class
(3) Lives in a quarry town in Indiana or some such state and is looked down upon by the college kids but whose scrappiness impresses both the local and college communities during the big bike race

SO which one is it? 1 or 2? Oddly enough, the Bunnyman sat me down to watch choice 3 about two months ago because he couldn't believe I'd never seen it--as I'm a bit of a cycling afficionado. What a great movie!

Honestly though, this Dear Abby seems unusually vague for her. I'd think she'd revise it to read "I can't stop cutting myself" or "I can't stop cutting class" or whatever.