Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
The rule of thumb is, whatever follows the words "No offense" is always offensive.

That's so ironic, because the phrase "rule of thumb" is also offensive!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Right Click > Open in New Window

Why thank you. Unlike Bilmore, you are a valuable source of information. And you don't stereotype IT people as only wearing plaid like he does. Then again, he hates Italians too. It's just one giant brush for Bilmore, painting IT people and Italians as he pleases...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
beeg

____pleaser

hot

indeed

carry

on

ironic

paigow

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's just one giant brush for Bilmore, painting IT people and Italians as he pleases...

That sounds kinky. I'm not really a kinky sort of guy. I will paint that Washingtonienne with a broad brush, pretty much anytime, though.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why thank you.

You're welcome.

I actually use my patented "right click > open in new window" method any time I've done a search on any website - whether it's google or ebay or whatever. It saves you a ton of time since you don't have to wait for the page to reload after you hit the "back" button. You just close the window and you're back to your search results.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
Or, the Wellbutrin was not an appropriate choice, and your doctor should look for alternatives.

(I tried the W as an anti-smoking aid. Had seriously screwed-up dreams on it, just like that one. Yuk.)

No shit. I had some crazy dreams on that. Fortunately they stopped after a short while, and I don't smoke any more.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Last night, while much of the FB dreamt about fucking TM...,

That FTM quotient did not include me (well, not last night anyway), but I did have a sort of future-seeing dream:

IRL, I stepped in a little bit of dog poo in my front yard, and had to hose down my shoes. (Relevant for the dream.)

In my dream, I found my dog sniffing the shoe that had poo on it, and I had to remind her that she needed to be outside to go poo.

Back in real life, my husband woke me up with the news that the dog had crapped all over the kitchen (and, being the great guy he is, he had just finished cleaning it up).

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!



Oh, and for all you people to whom I send PMs, who tell me I should be working -- UP YOURS, I say!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
did you recently start working for the tourism department?

No, but I like to stuff my face as much as the next fattie.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
I will paint that Washingtonienne with a broad brush, pretty much anytime, though.

Is she more sexy b/c she's a slut? I think so.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This reminds me of my new favorite reality tv show (mainly because I want this guy's job) - Thirsty Traveler. It is on some new station called Fine Living or something (probably only available on satellite). So this guy travels around and learns about a particluar type of alcohol in the area of its origin. The cool thing is that if you Tivo the show, you can then sit and drink whatever drink the guy is profiling while he tells you about its history. Last night, watched champagne episode while drinking champagne (maybe the reason for the fucked up dream?) and irish stout and grappa episodes (still drinking champagne, alas). Grappa looks like some nasty shit. Anyone had it?

Grappa is nasty shit. I have tried it and it is simply undrinkable. It tastes like wood alcohol.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Name the cat Bruce.

I was reading Dear Abby, I think it was yesterday. One of the letters read: "I am 13 years old and a cutter. I see a counselor and I used to be suicidal. I want to take medication so I can stop cutting, but I don't know how to tell my mom. What should I do? "


What in the heck is a Cutter?

a cutter is a self mutilator.

hi plf!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ironically, this made me really really hot. maybe it is because I did not take the beeg SSRI this morning. Carry on.

Indeed.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, shiraz is fine. I just had a bottle with my wife Sat nite at dinner. Afterward, we had missionary sex.

Shiraz is the sudden flavor of the moment. For the past year, people have brought me bottles of the stuff when we have guests over and people chatter about which shiraz is the best (BTW, there are some really good shiraz/cabernet combinations - I highly suggest trying them). Two years ago, no one even knew the stuff existed. Its like Chilean Sea Bass. Everybody has a hard on for it at the moment. Give it two years and something else will pop up and take its place.

I still drink merlot. That's like having a mullet to Shiraz drinkers.

I just discoverd somthing called a Zinfandel. They are delish and I can recommend some goodies if anyhone is interested.

What kind of red neck cats are you hainging out with? This is the patchiest thing you have ever said.

[dtb]

I will include spoiler space for the two of you out there who are even more uncool than I, and have not seen this movie:



[here it is -- the spoiler space...]












WTF is up with the following:

the nose bleeds
the weird face when the person dies
the fly (although I guess that's just to show that the tape is "alive" or whatever -- and that things can come out of it)

do you have to show somebody the copy to avail yourself of its protective effects?

why does the father electrocute himself?



I am so confused.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Name the cat Bruce.

a cutter is a self mutilator.

hi plf!

BUt what do you think of the name "Bruce"?

I was also thinking Phil.