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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[On an unrelated topic, why am I such a procrastinating slacker tonight? I'd like to get home, but apparently I don't care enough to buck up and finish drafting this damn agreement.]

Submit it with a final piece clearly misssing. It'll obviously be a brain fart and no one will blame you much. That way you're out of there w/o having to finish up all your thoughts.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I bet he's a GOP congressman within 10 years of retiring.

2. It's nauseating watching him promote himself.

[spookyfish]

I offer for your consideration more people who should have their heads smashed in with a brick:

1. People who ride in the passing lane at slower speeds and force you to pass them on the right.

2. People in the right lane who know that you are going to pass, and speed up so that you can't, leaving you with the choice of either speeding up to pass him and running the risk of running into the back of slow guy (or getting a $130 ticket and being late for work, as I was this morning) , or getting stuck behind slow guy.

To both of you. Go fuck yourself and die.

And speeding up guy? Nice move, quickly turning down a side street to avoid getting busted. Fuck you twice more with a sharp stick, you sorry-ass motherfucker.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So they subpoened him to be a rat? Even better.

Schilling and Frank Thomas are the rats. I mean that in a good way re: the Big Hurt. I'm glad he's ratting out the juicers. He's a first ballot HOFer who did it the old fashioned way: by being born with unbelievable genes.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
AI is real easy this year. There are two guys worth watching, Bo and Anwar. I thought Nikko was decent. Everyone else completely blows (and not in the flattering Randy Jackson way). I am done with them. Goodbye Travis, and probably Federov and a thrid guy whose name I forget. And that fat fuck Scott reminds me of someone but I cant place it.

THe chick's suck. Except for Nadia. I am done with them.

I may need to place a bet to keep this interesting.

What an excellent idea. Someone should start a pool or something.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If he does not name the kid Hoser, eh - I will be sadly disappointed.
I will take Backbacon as second place.
Lil Pucker for third.

While sb is probably the dumbest poster here, you are the worst. There's just nothing here.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Well congrats on the impending arrival of little GoldenPalace.com. Have any Canadians ever made the majors?

Jesus H. Christ.
also Larry Walker
and Eric Gagne

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Jesus H. Christ.
also Larry Walker
and Eric Gagne

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Jesus H. Christ was born in Canada?

(Early BOTD entry).

And, apropos of this:

Cerrano: "Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come."

Harris: "You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff."

Cerrano: "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."

Harris: "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

[greatwhitenorthchick]

You will like this movie. It's called Ong-Bak: Thai Warrior and it starts off slow, but when it gets going, it is absolutely Kick. Ass. The star is unfuckingbelievable. And it's all no strings and no special effects or computer graphics. Just continuous mindboggling fighting. And not filmed with 10,000 cuts so you don't know what's going on in the fight. Tony Jaa is the name of the main guy. So much fun.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Jesus H. Christ was born in Canada?

(Early BOTD entry).

Um, that was the point.
He got his citizenship through immigration.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Jesus H. Christ.
also Larry Walker
and Eric Gagne

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

http://www.basketballreference.com/p...y.htm?code=CAN
Besides, I thought str8 played b-ball.... (and no South Park Jewish b-ball player jokes please)

NBA/ABA Players Born in Canada

Baker, Norm 1946-1946
Crevier, Ron 1985-1985
Croft, Bobby 1970-1970
Fox, Rick 1991-
Granger, Stewart 1983-1986
Houbregs, Bob 1953-1957
Macculloch, Todd 1999-2002
Magloire, Jamaal 2000-
Rautins, Leo 1983-1984
Smrek, Mike 1985-1991
Sovran, Gino 1946-1946
Vandeweghe, Ernie 1949-1955
Wennington, Bill 1985-1999
Zoet, Jim 1982-1982


No- not Steve Nash BORN in South Africa, raised in Canada-

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

No- not Steve Nash BORN in South Africa, raised in Canada-

Where does it matter where he was born? He's Canadian and plays for Canada in international competition.

Do you consider Lennox Lewis Jamaican even though he won gold medals for Canada and now considers himself British?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Do you consider Lennox Lewis Jamaican even though he won gold medals for Canada and now considers himself British?

From what you say here, I consider him confused.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Where does it matter where he was born? He's Canadian and plays for Canada in international competition.

Do you consider Lennox Lewis Jamaican even though he won gold medals for Canada and now considers himself British?

Oh dear! I didn't myself compile the list- I copied it. Then I was confused why Mr. Nash wasn't on it, so I found why, then put the explaination in.

But since you asked, I don't consider him "Canadian" in that he is actually capable of playing.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But since you asked, I don't consider him "Canadian" in that he is actually capable of playing.

ooooh. burn.