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05-24-2004, 02:38 PM
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#2761
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Weird. I don't think my Crazy Grandmother has ever been outside of rural Wisconsin. She's far more wordly than I suspected.
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Is she perhaps a big fan of the mobster genre? |
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05-24-2004, 02:38 PM
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#2762
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Weird. I don't think my Crazy Grandmother has ever been outside of rural Wisconsin. She's far more wordly than I suspected.
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wordly. heh heh heh. good one. |
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05-24-2004, 02:39 PM
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#2763
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 21
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
So for consistency's sake, you must take the little blue pill from Pfizer and review your latest Blue Boy, while sipping Blue Nun.
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Which one by chance? Lipitor?
Or Zoloft with that cute little puffy thing???
Last edited by Mongo; 05-24-2004 at 02:41 PM..
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05-24-2004, 02:41 PM
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#2764
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Not Mongo
My cat Mongo does NOTHING (NOTHING!!!) But eat, cry for food, and dream about food. He most certainly woudl not be wasting his time with all this posting. Kindly change your moniker to Not Mongo.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-24-2004, 02:41 PM
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#2765
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You didnt actually whiff. I was just trying to see if I could make you come back with one of your stupid whifftwists. I did. Which is a whiff in and of itself. Ha Ha.
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I did so because I was pretty certain that I could trick you into some pathetic little gloating reply. Typical.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-24-2004, 02:41 PM
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#2766
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Is she perhaps a big fan of the mobster genre?
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The only thing I know she is into is Wheel of Fortune. Like I said, she is far more wordly than I gave her credit in my yout. |
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05-24-2004, 02:41 PM
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#2767
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Update
I just wanted to update the board on what's been happening with my friend with the annoying habit of siging off every email, including those in back-and-forth, with "cheers, ______". She stopped for awhile, or it became intermittent, but she is doing it again.
Anyone have any other updates they would care to share? MR? Did the Rude Fats send you a thank you card?
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05-24-2004, 02:43 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 21
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Not Mongo
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
My cat Mongo does NOTHING (NOTHING!!!) But eat, cry for food, and dream about food. He most certainly woudl not be wasting his time with all this posting. Kindly change your moniker to Not Mongo.
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So, no sleeping, scratching the sofa corner, pooping, or swatting the other kitties??? |
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05-24-2004, 02:43 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
My cats are named Velcro, Mongo, Figaro and Willa. I shouldn't be giving out advice on cat names. I'm going to quit now.
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Those at least sound like pet names. Phil and Bruce sound live tv weathermen. Not that I don't appreciate your concern and effort.
I was able to name the cat after observing him over the weekend. He rambles in many directions at once with no discernible purpose and seems to hate ugly people, nerds, and Fats. He is a nutless hip-shootin' cat with a well-fitting coat and an impeccably clean ass. I named him sebastion dangerfield.
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05-24-2004, 02:43 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
wrong.
but how do you feel about my avatar? I have a new one lined up.
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Wrong about what? You do not like Jen from Office Space? The reality tv chick *does* do it for me? You are not the Mia to my Frank? gwnc is not the Labatt Blue chick?
And I do love your avatar. Maude is tres sexy. Please don't change. |
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05-24-2004, 02:45 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Wrong about what? You do not like Jen from Office Space? The reality tv chick *does* do it for me? You are not the Mia to my Frank? gwnc is not the Labatt Blue chick?
And I do love your avatar. Maude is tres sexy. Please don't change.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-24-2004, 02:46 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 21
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ahem
Oh. My......
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05-24-2004, 02:47 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Not Mongo
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Originally posted by Mongo
So, no sleeping, scratching the sofa corner, pooping, or swatting the other kitties???
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Well, the dreaming about food happns while he's sleeping. I'm fairly certain he's never pooped....that's why he's the size of a dog. I can barely lift him. He weighs more than two of my other cats combined. I adopted him after a friend of mine found him wedged into a drainpipe. Poor fat fuck went in after something edible and got stuck. He looks like Fat Bastard, only really pretty.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-24-2004, 02:48 PM
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#2774
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
The only thing I know she is into is Wheel of Fortune. Like I said, she is far more wordly than I gave her credit in my yout.
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I don't quite know how to say this, but your "crazy aunt" from Wisconsin is obviously a sex-changed mob informant who has been living a witness-protection lie all these years. Did she ever bathe you?
ETA: or grandmother. Whatever. The bathing is the point. Let's focus on the bathing, shall we? |
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05-24-2004, 02:49 PM
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#2775
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Update
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
MR? Did the Rude Fats send you a thank you card?
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What is your obesession with me? You address like 2-3 questions a day to my attention. Are you trying to bait me into saying something stupid?
Well, it worked.
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