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10-03-2005, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
He don't even have his license, Lisa.
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Ma! I NEVER tossed off! I swear!
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10-03-2005, 07:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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More Baseball Posts!
I don't have too much experience rooting for a playoff team (the CSW haven't won a post-season series since 1917). Does anyone know if you're better off scalping a ticket right before the game at the stadium, or buying from a broker the day before? I don't want to be locked out of tomorrow's game, but I don't feel like getting robbed by some broker today.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-03-2005, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't have too much experience rooting for a playoff team (the CSW haven't won a post-season series since 1917). Does anyone know if you're better off scalping a ticket right before the game at the stadium, or buying from a broker the day before? I don't want to be locked out of tomorrow's game, but I don't feel like getting robbed by some broker today.
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Craigslist.
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10-03-2005, 07:20 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get cold.
I don't get tired. I don't get sick. I have never fucked a fat chick. I went to Yale. Law Review. My mother is a Kennedy. I am tall, hot and fit w/a 12-inch cock.
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You are a LIVING GOD.
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10-03-2005, 07:35 PM
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Has anyone ever heard a coworker, uh, emit gas from his body (its always a him, right?) while at work?
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10-03-2005, 07:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by dtb
You are a LIVING GOD.
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I know. If it weren't for the Kennedy thing, Penske would fuck me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-03-2005, 07:37 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Question
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Has anyone ever heard a coworker, uh, emit gas from his body (its always a him, right?) while at work?
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Catch you with your mouth open?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-03-2005, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Fashion tips
Some fashion advice for someone new to the paparazzi....
Fix the eyebrows, less liner and a different shade of lipstick. Perhaps something not so 50s looking. Fix the bangs and maybe some foundation and concealer. Moisturizer wouldn't hurt.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-03-2005, 08:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Question
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Has anyone ever heard a coworker, uh, emit gas from his body (its always a him, right?) while at work?
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Yell out "DOORKNOB!" and punch him until he touches a doorknob.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-03-2005, 08:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Some fashion advice for someone new to the paparazzi....
Fix the eyebrows, less liner and a different shade of lipstick. Perhaps something not so 50s looking. Fix the bangs and maybe some foundation and concealer. Moisturizer wouldn't hurt.
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I was going to say something similar to this but then I decided that her appearance really doesn't matter and that I was being somewhat sexist. I mean, she's not running for office, she's up for a supreme court seat. I think people on the SC are required not to care about their appearances.
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10-03-2005, 08:05 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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More Baseball Posts!
Baseball picks:
ChiSox in 5
Yankees in 4
Cards in 3
Astros in 4
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10-03-2005, 08:06 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was going to say something similar to this but then I decided that her appearance really doesn't matter and that I was being somewhat sexist. I mean, she's not running for office, she's up for a supreme court seat. I think people on the SC are required not to care about their appearances.
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Some would disagree. Spree: Blog dedicated to judicial fashion. Kind of like the FB warped by a twisted, twisted mind.
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10-03-2005, 08:27 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Fashion tips
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Some fashion advice for someone new to the paparazzi....
Fix the eyebrows, less liner and a different shade of lipstick. Perhaps something not so 50s looking. Fix the bangs and maybe some foundation and concealer. Moisturizer wouldn't hurt.
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I could do without all that, if she'd just get some help with the eyeliner - not just less, but how to apply. Sister needs to open up those eyes.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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10-03-2005, 08:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by nononono
I could do without all that, if she'd just get some help with the eyeliner - not just less, but how to apply. Sister needs to open up those eyes.
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Thanks to Balt, it appears she's been wearing the liner that heavy for awhile.
Confidential to Fringey...she is not yet ON the SC, so while she is doing her photo ops with the prez, she should just take a little fashion advice on how to photograph more better.
That lipstick sucks. It draws attention to the pink puffy bags under her eyes.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-03-2005, 08:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. If it weren't for the Kennedy thing, Penske would fuck me.
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Count your blessings, my man.
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