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05-24-2004, 03:27 PM
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#2806
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 21
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
it was sell. that is why I said "sell." 2 hours ago in response to your post. that was my 3000th post, by the way. thrilling.
[ok, it was only one hour ago. whatever.]
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Thanks for the clarification, but it would have been more helpful had you actually highlighted the appropriate correction.
Else, folks may have interpreted the statement to be, "We will make no wine before its time. Sell."
Either that or you mistook you Ameritrade account for your LawTalk window. Shame on you for two-timing.
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05-24-2004, 03:32 PM
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#2807
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Women's lib is tallying up
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Originally posted by Mongo
Did anyone else find it ironic that a 16 year old boy was shot and killed at a club/private party for two college fraternities??? And with "{a}bout 1,500 people milling about outside Eddie Deen's Ranch had been denied entry to the event hosted by two chapters of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity."
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No.
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05-24-2004, 03:32 PM
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#2808
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Shit. Now I feel like James Garner (hey!) in "Victor/Victoria." A woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a monkey, pretending to be a woman ... Flinty, my head hurts by keeping track of all of this, yet I am oddly attracted to you.
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Warning, "people" on the internet lie......
Pictures of my last internet date (hi Not Bob!) Safe for work, unless you work in a church.
p.s. Why haven't you called?
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05-24-2004, 03:34 PM
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#2809
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Women's lib is tallying up
Quote:
Originally posted by Mongo
Did anyone else find it ironic that a 16 year old boy was shot and killed at a club/private party for two college fraternities??? And with "{a}bout 1,500 people milling about outside Eddie Deen's Ranch had been denied entry to the event hosted by two chapters of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity."
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I did! A boy in high school killed at a party held by college students! Oh, sweet irony, you nourish me.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-24-2004, 03:35 PM
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#2810
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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wrong things
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my sister does framing. A woman came in with a few cards with fetus hand and foot prints. She miscarried for the second time- no kids yet. But she wants the cards framed to hang in the bedroom of her eventual kid so he'll know he had a brother. That is fucked up for the kid, especially if she has a few more miscarriages first.
Is this a Catholic thing where everyone has a soul starting at conception so you should treat it like a sibling? I am a confirmed Catholic but we didn't get to fetus handling.
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Its actually a very popular form of art. I haven't explored the plaster-casting angle, but my wife and I have some lovely silkscreens. One room is a succession of the same screen in various dayglo colors. Its hot.
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05-24-2004, 03:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Women's lib is tallying up
Quote:
Originally posted by Mongo
Did anyone else find it ironic that a 16 year old boy was shot and killed at a club/private party for two college fraternities??? And with "{a}bout 1,500 people milling about outside Eddie Deen's Ranch had been denied entry to the event hosted by two chapters of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity."
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I have a magazine article somewhere about a kid called the "Drinking Champion of Delaware." Some 15 yo kid wandered into a Unive of DE houseparty and downed some absurd amount of shots (something like 30), got a standing o, walked outside and sat in the front yard, where he proceeded to die. That's rock and fucking roll.
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05-24-2004, 03:41 PM
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#2812
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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I fucking hate Westlaw
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Daaaaaamn. I've never been a big Jen fan, but that is some picture. Wow.
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Her right buttcheck looks a bit strange though. It needs a covercrack.
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05-24-2004, 03:42 PM
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#2813
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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The Ring
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Originally posted by dtb
why does the father electrocute himself?
I am so confused.
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The pain on the inside was just so bad...
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05-24-2004, 03:44 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Women's lib is tallying up
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
walked outside and sat in the front yard, where he proceeded to die. That's rock and fucking roll.
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You know, I was thinking that you should have written "proceeded to death," but as the kid was sitting down, I don't think that construction would work either.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 05-24-2004 at 03:47 PM..
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05-24-2004, 03:48 PM
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#2815
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Guest
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Women's lib is tallying up
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I did! A boy in high school killed at a party held by college students! Oh, sweet irony, you nourish me.
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This is just the mojitos talking. You are such a nasty drunk.
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05-24-2004, 04:01 PM
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#2816
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Not Bob,
Although some have criticised my use of the "letter" format to communicate with you about certain matters, I find it useful in that it conveys the tone of constructive criticism, as opposed to mean-spirited flaming, that I think is appropriate for posts such as this one.
I am writing to inform you that the use of "tres" to modify an English word in a sentence otherwise filled English words is the equivalent to some of walking into a chic New York bar and loudly proclaiming "Do you have any Mojitos here? I understand they are super classy!"
I write to you because I care.
Fondly,
The Flower
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Dear Flower,
I find that while I am in agreement with the tone and content of your letter to Not Bob generally, I cannot help but feel that perhaps, the letter would have had a bit more panache had you closed it with ciao instead of the tres pedestrian "fondly."
Hasta,
Wonk
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05-24-2004, 04:02 PM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The Ring
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
However, what do you mean he created her? Like some sort of Frankenstien thing? Breeding thing (like the horses)?
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No. No different than you creating your kid. The only difference is that he and his wife tried and tried and tried and were told they just weren't supposed to have children, right? Didn't the mother keep miscarrying? So, if they had stopped when the message that they were supposed to stop became clear, this wouldn't have happened.
TM
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05-24-2004, 04:03 PM
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#2818
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Guest
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Westlaw hate fuck
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Dear Flower,
I find that while I am in agreement with the tone and content of your letter to Not Bob generally, I cannot help but feel that perhaps, the letter would have had a bit more panache had you closed it with ciao instead of the tres pedestrian "fondly."
Hasta,
Wonk
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Dear Taxwonk
I think you are beating this format to death.
Namaste
Paigs
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05-24-2004, 04:04 PM
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#2819
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Westlaw hate fuck
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Dear Flower,
I find that while I am in agreement with the tone and content of your letter to Not Bob generally, I cannot help but feel that perhaps, the letter would have had a bit more panache had you closed it with ciao instead of the tres pedestrian "fondly."
Hasta,
Wonk
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Dear taxwonk,
Lay off the mojitos.
Cheers,
The Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-24-2004, 04:04 PM
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#2820
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 21
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Women's lib is tallying up
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have a magazine article somewhere about a kid called the "Drinking Champion of Delaware." Some 15 yo kid wandered into a Unive of DE houseparty and downed some absurd amount of shots (something like 30), got a standing o, walked outside and sat in the front yard, where he proceeded to die. That's rock and fucking roll.
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Somewhere in Belarus or Ukraine there was a good old fashioned drinking contest where the winner (who lived) registered about a 0.60% of the BAC.
That. Is. High.
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