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05-24-2004, 04:05 PM
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#2821
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter I named him sebastion dangerfield.
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I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.
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05-24-2004, 04:08 PM
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#2822
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.
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I named my air plant, Alex de Large. |
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05-24-2004, 04:09 PM
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#2823
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Tell me what'd I say
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
bc I am a black man who cannot see?
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Then how do you know you're a black man?
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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05-24-2004, 04:10 PM
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#2824
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Women's lib is tallying up
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Originally posted by Mongo
Somewhere in Belarus or Ukraine there was a good old fashioned drinking contest where the winner (who lived) registered about a 0.60% of the BAC.
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That's not nearly as impressive as it sounds. They're on the metric system over there. |
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05-24-2004, 04:10 PM
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#2825
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear taxwonk,
Lay off the mojitos.
Cheers,
The Flower
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C'est bon! You have perfected the Tall-Man-Who-Condescends-Like-a-Short-Man schtick! Bravo I say! Me gusta the beeg beeg Flower!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2004, 04:11 PM
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#2826
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear taxwonk,
Lay off the mojitos.
Cheers,
The Flower
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Flower,
I am not a drinker of the dreaded mojito. I am a martini man, except for the occasional margarita or bloody mary on a summer day. I must insist you refrain from trying to paint me with the "Classy" brush.
Cordially,
Tax Wonk, Esq.
p.s. I'm a lawyer, pal. Don't fuck with me; I know people.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-24-2004, 04:11 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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PSA
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
of what? how many online newspapers make you register in order to read their crappy stories? yes. many do.
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If you want access to a website requiring name-and-address registration, try looking the site up at bugmenot.com, an online repository of donated logins and passwords. |
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05-24-2004, 04:12 PM
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#2828
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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cat name and word question
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I named my air plant, Alex de Large.
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Cute.
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05-24-2004, 04:13 PM
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The Ring
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. No different than you creating your kid. The only difference is that he and his wife tried and tried and tried and were told they just weren't supposed to have children, right? Didn't the mother keep miscarrying? So, if they had stopped when the message that they were supposed to stop became clear, this wouldn't have happened.
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I always got the impression the kid was abducted. When whatshername goes to talk to the local doctor (the one with the retarded son), the doctor says that the girl just "appeared" one day or something to that effect. |
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05-24-2004, 04:13 PM
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Tell me what'd I say
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Then how do you know you're a black man?
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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YOu just pulled a str8. |
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05-24-2004, 04:13 PM
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#2831
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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PSA
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you want access to a website requiring name-and-address registration, try looking the site up at bugmenot.com, an online repository of donated logins and passwords.
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Cute.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-24-2004, 04:14 PM
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#2832
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Tell me what'd I say
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
YOu just pulled a str8.
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No pun? |
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05-24-2004, 04:16 PM
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#2833
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have perfected the Tall-Man-Who-Condescends-Like-a-Short-Man schtick!
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I don't think he's really 6'4". Men well over 6' display a confidence, a certain way of listening and watching the world around, them that is palpable. While he is certainly very witty, and urbane, he does lack this one relatively unimportant trait.
So I don't think he's 6'4". Not to say he isn't 7" shorter than T. |
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05-24-2004, 04:17 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think he's really 6'4". Men well over 6' display a confidence, a certain way of listening and watching the world around, them that is palpable. While he is certainly very witty, and urbane, he does lack this one relatively unimportant trait.
So I don't think he's 6'4". Not to say he isn't 7" shorter than T.
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He's noticably taller than me. |
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05-24-2004, 04:17 PM
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#2835
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Westlaw hate fuck
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Flower,
I am not a drinker of the dreaded mojito. I am a martini man, except for the occasional margarita or bloody mary on a summer day. I must insist you refrain from trying to paint me with the "Classy" brush.
Cordially,
Tax Wonk, Esq.
p.s. I'm a lawyer, pal. Don't fuck with me; I know people.
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Dear taxwonk, J.D., Esq.,
Good call on the martini. Like the margarita, it is timeless. But I urge you not to indulge those for whom even the slightest hint of vermouth thoroughly emasculates both the martini and its drinker. Although Churchill could get away with this silly bravado, I hope that you enjoy a more traditional recipe.
I remain,
Your humble and obedient servant,
The Flower
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If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
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