Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I think I see the problem here with this debate, or at least part of the problem:

Hank, you translate others’ posts from English into some other language, and you do so poorly. That means that what you are responding to is unlikely to be an accurate representation of what was actually said.

Ty, your language skills are far from those of normal humans, or at least farther from normal human language than is the case with some other posters here. It is therefore difficult to respond to what you are saying because it is hard to know what you would actually be saying if you spoke normal human, or at least close to normal human language.

I don’t know the solution, but I think the above problems may be why it appears you are talking past each other.

As I have said, this board is generally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcZnShOA3s

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

What translation site did you use?

This one works.

Q: How many Ty’s duz it snatch t'suck de life out uh some lawyer’s anon chattin' bo'd? A: One seems plenty capable-ha ha, get it? Ha. Right On!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I don’t know the solution, but I think the above problems may be why it appears you are talking past each other.

You've clearly subscribed to the old-fashioned notion that rational discussion is the best way to resolve issues. Did you learn nothing from the Trump years?

I'd suggest you explore alternative dispute resolution approaches, like belittling your opponent until they stop arguing against you, screaming word salad into the wind and declaring yourself the victor, or just firing into a crowd and calling it self defense.

This board has been a pioneer in such alternative dispute resolution techniques.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

As I have said, this board is generally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfcZnShOA3s

Wow, those guys have aged. Here they are back when the board was started:

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

You've clearly subscribed to the old-fashioned notion that rational discussion is the best way to resolve issues. Did you learn nothing from the Trump years?

I'd suggest you explore alternative dispute resolution approaches, like belittling your opponent until they stop arguing against you, screaming word salad into the wind and declaring yourself the victor, or just firing into a crowd and calling it self defense.

This board has been a pioneer in such alternative dispute resolution techniques.

pony/Icky had a great saying which was totally original. If a person does something you don't like there are two things you can do: (1) ignore it and do nothing or (2) beat the shit out of em.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

pony/Icky had a great saying which was totally original. If a person does something you don't like there are two things you can do: (1) ignore it and do nothing or (2) beat the shit out of em.

I feel like you had some other primary before pony/icky?

[Icky Thump]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I feel like you had some other primary before pony/icky?

Not me. News flash, those are fake names. Before people on this board insisted on mixing anonymity with real life making this place so unattractive.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Not me. News flash, those are fake names. Before people on this board insisted on mixing anonymity with real life making this place so unattractive.

The board was a magical, mystical place back when everyone was an anonymous sock. Then one night I figured out who c2ed was, and emailed her to warn her that she wasn't that anonymous. Later the managing partner of the office asked me if I was posting on Greedy Associates. Good times.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

The board was a magical, mystical place back when everyone was an anonymous sock. Then one night I figured out who c2ed was, and emailed her to warn her that she wasn't that anonymous. Later the managing partner of the office asked me if I was posting on Greedy Associates. Good times.

Someone at my last Biglaw posted detailed firm financials and then our CEO threatened suit on where ever the Board was then. that's when we got kicked off that platform.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

The board was a magical, mystical place back when everyone was an anonymous sock. Then one night I figured out who c2ed was, and emailed her to warn her that she wasn't that anonymous. Later the managing partner of the office asked me if I was posting on Greedy Associates. Good times.

What do you mean "an" anonymous sock?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

What do you mean "an" anonymous sock?

I was so much younger then. I'm older than that now.

[Ty@50]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I was so much younger then. I'm older than that now.

What's it like in the future?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Ty@50

What's it like in the future?

Trump is no longer President, so there's that, but we have a pandemic, and all the conservatives who wanted the government to abolish civil liberties during the whole Ebola thing have done a 180 and insist they have a god-given right to infect everyone else.

[Ty@50]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Trump is no longer President, so there's that, but we have a pandemic, and all the conservatives who wanted the government to abolish civil liberties during the whole Ebola thing have done a 180 and insist they have a god-given right to infect everyone else.

Interesting, which Trump? Ivanka? She’s hot!

But that wasn’t really what I was asking. And maybe this should be a dm, but can we still get erections?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Ty@50

Interesting, which Trump? Ivanka? She’s hot!

But that wasn’t really what I was asking. And maybe this should be a dm, but can we still get erections?

I think you're forgetting that I'm not as old as you are.