Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[NFH's material]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Do I get extra credit for the person most accused of socking but who isn't really the person socking? Slave, help me out here.

Oh sorry, you were talking about NHF, I don't know her.

Don't worry. We both know that socks who don't use me are just poseurs, right?

By the way -- check it out! Colin Farrell admits that he's overpaid!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by tootsie carrington

Who is tootsie?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Heal thyself Physician. What have you done for me lately, (except give a good smackdown to NHF's alter ego Seasonal Sock)? I am here to expose the truth .

How many times can you expose the same old "truth?" You fucked Slave. Slave has no hair. Slave is an egomaniac. Slave flips pussies to satisfy his huge, hairless ego.

We get it.

TM

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who is tootsie?

Interesting dilemma. On one hand you are asking Slave to do the very thing he is accused of, flipping pussies who mock him. On the other hand, he plays right into my hand if he does.

I probalby should not have just spelled this out for him. He might have fell into your trap. Not so Klever is the Kleanshaven Won.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
You fucked Slave. How many times can you expose the same old "truth?" Slave has no hair. Slave is an egomaniac. Slave flips pussies to satisfy his huge, hairless ego.

We get it.

TM

You forgot "unintelligent" and "drunk"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You forgot "unintelligent" and "drunk"

Excuses, excuses.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How many times can you expose the same old "truth?" You fucked Slave. Slave has no hair. Slave is an egomaniac. Slave flips pussies to satisfy his huge, hairless ego.

We get it.

TM

This should be in FAQ for any newbers recruited by the marketing team at lawtalkers. Good synopsis. But it is derivative. What is the last creative thing you posted? Cite please. And nothing withthe word mentor . That shit is old.

[tootsie carrington]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You forgot "unintelligent" and "drunk"

and one minute man.

[SlaveNoMore]

tootsie carrington
and one minute man.

Touche

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who is tootsie?

AT first, I thought tootsie was a turkey with a hat on. And then I saw the fur. So apparently tootsie is someone's hamster with a pirate hat.

And yay! A tribute sock. Won't Vermont and Maine and Monty Hall be proud!!

[Not Bob]

So, I went to the old place, and found some of the postings just before Paigow and Slave met -- a date which will live in infamy. I also found this IM transcript. Enjoy.

(With apologies to "Hey Paula" by Jill and Ray.)

Slave: Hey, hey Paigow. I wanna cornhole you
Hey, hey Paigow, let's go to my place and then screw
I've waited so long in this document review
Paigow, I can't wait no more for you
My love, my love

Paigow: Hey Slave, I've been waxing myself for you
Hey, hey, Slave, no more disco mitt will do
After you do me here, after you do me there
Our love will fade as unreal
our love, our love

Both: True love means planning a life for two
Fighting together the whole day through
True love means hating and hoping that soon
Wishes we've made will come true
(I loathe, I loathe)

Slave [spoken]: I loathe you, Paigow.

Paigow [spoken]: I loathe you, too, Slave.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This should be in FAQ for any newbers recruited by the marketing team at lawtalkers. Good synopsis. But it is derivative. What is the last creative thing you posted? Cite please. And nothing withthe word mentor . That shit is old.

Can we meet for coffee?

[tootsie carrington]

<<eom>>

[SlaveNoMore]

tootsie carrington
<<eom>>

Dunno. Did she fall for this sock too?

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dunno. Did she fall for this sock too?

Do you mean did I also think it was me?