Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by dtb
Too true. If I could wave a magic wand and have any body I chose, it would be hers. And she's OLDER than I am too!

(She and I do have a yoga instructor in common, though; somehow, it's not doing for me what it does for her.)

If you really expect us to support you on this one you'll have to provide evidence. Allow me to suggest a series of photos in which you emulate her poses in "Sex." Maybe Gwink can hold the straight-razor for you.




Mr. Finch would enjoy seeing th..... christ, this third (imaginary)person thing truly is annoying.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Me
I am glad I wasn't eating when I read that. Thanks for the visual.

De nada.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the shit is not just soft, it's drippy and liquid. If she walks too fast, there's a sloshy noise.

True, but she's got great tits.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by dtb
Too true. If I could wave a magic wand and have any body I chose, it would be hers.

My body looks very similar to Madonnas.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No one I knew liked cotillion. I think I would have hated it, but never went so we'll never know.

Peasant.

The point of cotillion wasn't to have fun. It was to seperate out the children who were good enough from the those who weren't.

(And apparently, as a place for chicks to dump me. Eight cotillions, got dumped four times. Five if you count the last one, where my date and I weren't really going out at all, I was just serving as cover because her boyfriend was black.)

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If you really expect us to support you on this one you'll have to provide evidence. Allow me to suggest a series of photos in which you emulate her poses in "Sex." Maybe Gwink can hold the straight-razor for you.

Well, duh! Gwink is the only person I'd trust with the straight-razor.

I actually can't remember the picture with the straight-razor. The only straight-razor shot I recall is one with Cindy Crawford and kd lang. I confess I don't remember any picture from "Sex" except the nude hitchhiker, which was kind of funny I thought.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Me
My body looks very similar to Madonnas.

Genital warts and all?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ms. Benefit was unaware that Marie Antoinette was so Rasta. I wonder what that "cake" was made out of.

Ms. Benefit did not recognize Madonna. Ms. Benefit is a loooser, don't you agree, Mr. Coltrane?

Wow, that isn't even fun to DO, let alone read.

My god that IS Madonna...

Jeez am I stoopid.

Someone asked me this weekend if I was ever on the forefront of a trend. The REAL forefront. The first 1%, not the first 10%. I don't think I ever have been.

I rollerbladed well before it got popular, and quit doing it when it became popular, but that's not a great claim.

I still can't believe people thought I was cool in elementary school when I showed up wearing clamdiggers and Chuck Taylors...however, I don't think I was any forefront there, unless it was the forefront of being a dork...

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
True, but she's got great tits.

She is just one missed birth contol pill away from saggy, deflated boobs. If I were you, I'd get a vasectomy on the sly.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Too true. If I could wave a magic wand and have any body I chose, it would be hers. And she's OLDER than I am too!

(She and I do have a yoga instructor in common, though; somehow, it's not doing for me what it does for her.)

I think its the dancing. She's looked pretty much the same for 20 straight years. I see absolutely no change in the body at all. If anythin, sh'e gotten tighter.

One of my best friends did hot yoga with my wife and his wife a few weeks ago. He looked nearly dead when he got back. I gotta try it. He said it was miles harder than playing full court or jogging on a hot day.

[Alex_de_Large]

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Was that Tony Siragusa driving for Tony last night when they went to Pussy's wife's body shop? Sure looked like him...

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Genital warts and all?

Where did you hear that one? Did a past lover accuse her of that?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


One of my best friends did hot yoga with my wife and his wife a few weeks ago. He looked nearly dead when he got back. I gotta try it. He said it was miles harder than playing full court or jogging on a hot day.

I've done Pilates once. Ouch. I can't keep my legs straight for that long. Running has made me much more inflexible...

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, duh! Gwink is the only person I'd trust with the straight-razor.

I actually can't remember the picture with the straight-razor. The only straight-razor shot I recall is one with Cindy Crawford and kd lang. I confess I don't remember any picture from "Sex" except the nude hitchhiker, which was kind of funny I thought.

How could you forget the pix with the bald lesbians, the water fountain, and the straight razor? We're talking serious cultural iconography here!

Mr. Finch also remembers the fine writing. "I like my pussy," Mr. Finch recalls Ms. Madonna stating.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One of my best friends did hot yoga with my wife and his wife a few weeks ago. He looked nearly dead when he got back. I gotta try it. He said it was miles harder than playing full court or jogging on a hot day.

Hot yoga is an amazingly intense workout. But the teachers yammer on incessantly about how "WONDERFUL YOGA IS FOR YOU." That drove me insane.