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10-05-2005, 05:08 PM
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#2956
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Vedy Interesting
Who knocked up katie holmes? Does that void the Tom Cruise contract?
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10-05-2005, 05:17 PM
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#2957
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Cultural (not racist) pet peeve
Telephonic customer service people from India. Cannot understand every word they say, and worse, they end every sentene in the word "ma'am".
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10-05-2005, 05:19 PM
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#2958
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Cultural (not racist) pet peeve
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Telephonic customer service people from India. Cannot understand every word they say, and worse, they end every sentene in the word "ma'am".
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Try listening with an accent.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-05-2005, 05:20 PM
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#2959
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Cultural (not racist) pet peeve
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Telephonic customer service people from India. Cannot understand every word they say, and worse, they end every sentene in the word "ma'am".
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on the plus side they are kind to cows.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-05-2005, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Reason # 147 why I love the internet.
There is some sad shit on that site.
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10-05-2005, 05:21 PM
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Bostonian = Kia
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I vote for this guy:
Who's gayer than K.I.T.T.? Nobody.
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10-05-2005, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who knocked up katie holmes? Does that void the Tom Cruise contract?
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That is not possible. She is a virgin. And will remain a virgin until she gets married to a guy who is not gay.
She only looks pregnant. It was that burrito she had for lunch.
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10-05-2005, 05:23 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who knocked up katie holmes? Does that void the Tom Cruise contract?
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My guess is that it's a condition precedent.
Why do you think they've got that Mission Control-lookin' Scientology Center in LA? It's not there for worship. That place is a Fort Knox-style compound protecting the commingled semen of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, and Kirstie Alley in a large vat. Designed to create the master race.
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10-05-2005, 05:23 PM
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Cultural (not racist) pet peeve
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
on the plus side they are kind to cows.
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She just said "ma'am, your accent is too thick for me. ma'am" and I said "Your accent is too thick for me".
Like I have an accent. |
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10-05-2005, 05:24 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by Gattigap
My guess is that it's a condition precedent.
Why do you think they've got that Mission Control-lookin' Scientology Center in LA? It's not there for worship. That place is a Fort Knox-style compound protecting the commingled semen of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, and Kirstie Alley in a large vat. Designed to create the master race.
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It's a good thing it's in LA and not Indiana.
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10-05-2005, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Vedy Interesting
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
My guess is that it's a condition precedent.
Why do you think they've got that Mission Control-lookin' Scientology Center in LA? It's not there for worship. That place is a Fort Knox-style compound protecting the commingled semen of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, and Kirstie Alley in a large vat. Designed to create the master race.
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How do you get semen from Kirstie Alley?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-05-2005, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Katie Holmes
Could use Invisalign.
Or braces.
And a facial.
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10-05-2005, 05:27 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How do you get semen from Kirstie Alley?
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*sigh*
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10-05-2005, 05:35 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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What is NFH up to anyway?
An advance look at NFH's Friday post:
Sincerely,
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10-05-2005, 05:37 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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What is NFH up to anyway?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
An advance look at NFH's Friday post:
Sincerely,
Ty@50
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A little login error ncs? This was the most blantant accidental sock outing I've seen. Props to you, I think the Ty@50 sock was a pretty clever concept, although it has drifted at times.
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