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10-05-2005, 05:38 PM
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#2971
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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What is NFH up to anyway?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A little login error ncs? This was the most blantant accidental sock outing I've seen. Props to you, I think the Ty@50 sock was a pretty clever concept, although it has drifted at times.
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Merde!! Let's pretend that didn't just happen, k? |
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10-05-2005, 05:39 PM
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#2972
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How do you get semen from Kirstie Alley?
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you've never heard of a man pretending to be a woman?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-05-2005, 05:41 PM
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#2973
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by Gattigap
My guess is that it's a condition precedent.
Why do you think they've got that Mission Control-lookin' Scientology Center in LA? It's not there for worship. That place is a Fort Knox-style compound protecting the commingled semen of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Patrick Swayze, and Kirstie Alley in a large vat. Designed to create the master race.
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Master race? Uh...What species?
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10-05-2005, 05:43 PM
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#2974
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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What is NFH up to anyway?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
An advance look at NFH's Friday post:
Sincerely,
Ty@50
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And now E! is reporting that once again rumors of the demise of Nickessa are exaggerated. When, oh when, will they get their act together and just divorce already??? |
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10-05-2005, 05:45 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Did anyone post this?
Tom and Katie Expecting!
October 5, 2005
Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, according to People magazine.
"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," a spokesperson told the mag.
The inseparable twosome have been dating since last April in a whirlwind romance.
The mega-star first called the 26-year-old out of the blue for a private meeting shortly after she broke off her five-year relationship with 'American Pie' star CHRIS KLEIN. The two hit it off immediately and set out on a variety of romantic outings, coming out in public in front of the paparazzi while they were staying in Rome at the end of April. Since then, Tom has subsequently gone on to tell the press how much he loves and cares for Katie -- to the point of jumping for joy repeatedly on OPRAH's couch!
Tom proposed to Katie in Paris last June. Our JANN CARL recently sat down with him on the set of 'Mission: Impossible 3' for some wedding updates.
"We don't have a date yet," Tom revealed, "[But we have] big, big plans. We talk about it. I really didn't know that there were so many wedding magazines. I said, 'Are you kidding me? There are things for the flowers, the cake, the dresses' ... The thing that I love about Kate is that she's an artist, so she actually loves ribbons and she makes cards and creates art. She loves flowers, and she'll do her own floral arrangements. So it's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a celebration."
Watch ET tonight for the latest TomKat news!
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-05-2005, 05:46 PM
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#2976
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What is NFH up to anyway?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
An advance look at NFH's Friday post:
Sincerely,
Ty@50
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DUde, I thought that was Bob Guinney, one of the cheeziest reality contestsants ever |
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10-05-2005, 05:48 PM
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Master race? Uh...What species?
TM
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Wasnt it public knowldege that the reason T.Cruise and N Kidman adtoped is that he is infertile? Hasnt he said as much?
I hope this baby is black. |
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10-05-2005, 06:16 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wasnt it public knowldege that the reason T.Cruise and N Kidman adtoped is that he is infertile? Hasnt he said as much?
I hope this baby is black.
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Years later, it is in fact revealed that it was Michael Jackson's baby. The baby is later renamed Elvis Caesar Jackson and sold on Ebay.
Sincerely,
Ty@50
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10-05-2005, 06:25 PM
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My sentiments exactly
from the superficial
Tom Cruise gets Katie Holmes pregnant
Permalink | Wednesday - October 05, 2005
Tom Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, has confirmed that Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby, telling reporters that "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited."
Either one of those crazy bastards is coming out with a movie and they've jumped the publicity stunt into overdrive, or things have gotten terribly out of hand and Katie Holmes is actually pregnant. Although I could've sworn Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted children because he couldn't get people pregnant. Something about not having any sperm or preferring sex with men. Whatever the reason, it doesn't make sense that he would suddenly be able to start knocking people
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10-05-2005, 06:26 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Channeling NFH
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...home-headlines
"Alligators have clashed with non-native pythons before in Everglades National Park. But when a 6-foot gator tangled with a 13-foot python recently, the result wasn't pretty.
The snake apparently tried to swallow the gator whole -- and then exploded. Scientists stumbled upon the gory remains last week.
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While the gator may have been injured before the battle began -- wounds were found on it that apparently were not caused by python bites -- Mazzotti believes it was alive when the battle began. And it may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it, leading to the blow up.
The python was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Its stomach still surrounded the alligator's head, shoulders, and forelimbs."
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10-05-2005, 06:26 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Vedy Interesting
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wasnt it public knowldege that the reason T.Cruise and N Kidman adtoped is that he is infertile? Hasnt he said as much?
I hope this baby is black.
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It is difficult to make a woman pregnant when all of your sex is anal with men.
However, didn't Nicole have a miscarriage right before the divorce? Or was that Chris Klein's baby too?
yes. eta link to story that Nicole had miscarriage right before divorce.
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 10-05-2005 at 06:30 PM..
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10-05-2005, 06:29 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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My sentiments exactly
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
from the superficial
Tom Cruise gets Katie Holmes pregnant
Permalink | Wednesday - October 05, 2005
Tom Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, has confirmed that Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby, telling reporters that "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited."
Either one of those crazy bastards is coming out with a movie and they've jumped the publicity stunt into overdrive, or things have gotten terribly out of hand and Katie Holmes is actually pregnant. Although I could've sworn Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman adopted children because he couldn't get people pregnant. Something about not having any sperm or preferring sex with men. Whatever the reason, it doesn't make sense that he would suddenly be able to start knocking people
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She better hope that she's not susceptible to post-partum depression.
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10-05-2005, 06:30 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Channeling NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...home-headlines
"Alligators have clashed with non-native pythons before in Everglades National Park. But when a 6-foot gator tangled with a 13-foot python recently, the result wasn't pretty.
The snake apparently tried to swallow the gator whole -- and then exploded. Scientists stumbled upon the gory remains last week.
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Fucking cool. Good photo, too.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-05-2005, 06:32 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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My sentiments exactly
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She better hope that she's not susceptible to post-partum depression.
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But when she snaps one night and stabs him in his sleep, won't that be good for the rest of us?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-05-2005, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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