Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske - Page 201

Flinty_McFlint · 08-26-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Otoh what else but a monkey would have him?

Ask your sister, mother and father.

NotFromHere · 08-26-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
My next post was going to be about my Robert Plant-style pants.

Don't you mean Tommy Lee?

08-26-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes.
Yes.
You will lose interest in sex.
No.

My advice. Take a quarter of a pill. Someone I know did that and his interest in sex returned and his hair loss slowed down. One pill is too much.

I am not planning to do a female projectory but I suddenly have two depressing things to put on it. A new item on the doctor's probe list that I did not anticipate, and the choice betweeen being with a horny baldy or a full mopped eunich.

"Ping! Pow! indeed.

08-26-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ask your sister, mother and father.

All monkeys, huh? That explains why he's so touchy about the whole ee-vee-oh-ell-you-tee-eye-oh-en thing.

robustpuppy · 08-26-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I like this part:

"The project is still seeking an insurer, said architect David Jin"

Good luck with that.

But it's designed to hold 72 meel-yun pounds, so it must be safe.

72,000,000/120 people = a lot of heavy backpacks.

Seriously, I wonder whether I could stand on such a thing. I had to inch my way onto that glass floor in the CN Tower and I only stayed long enough for a quick look down and a photo proving my courage. Every time a little kid would jumped up and down on it, or lay face down on it, I would hold my breath.

08-26-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Ty@50
Both these posters leave when they can't pass the minimum IQ test that Paigow sets up when she takes over the Forum. Incredibly they try and "help" each other study.

It turns out to be about as effective as asking Hank for tips on social interaction.

I only set up that test to keep Spanky around. He hates drivel, which statistics show, is perpetuated by the low IQers who want to be as funny as us Yale types.

I later learned that keeping Spanky around wasn't really all it was cracked up to be. There were no more stalking stories, he never got IM and emailng with him about his escapades became too onerous, and he kept trying to control the Book Club.

This is not my best material. Sorry, I am a little depressed.

notcasesensitive · 08-26-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Don't you mean Tommy Lee?

Tommy Lee isn't really that big is he? I mean I've seen that big or bigger on a fairly consistent basis during my personal survey of sizes of those things. People make it out like he's a Digler.

NotFromHere · 08-26-2005, 06:10 PM

QB of 2-time national champion USC only needs 2 units to graduate.

Matt Leinart would like to dance away from USC with another national championship.

The fifth-year senior will have plenty of time to focus on football in his final season. Leinart is enrolled in one class: Ballroom dancing will fulfill the final elective for his sociology degree, The Los Angeles Times reported.

So, they charge you $16,000 a year for tuition and they offer ballroom dancing as part of the curriculum? Really?

08-26-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

eta: New Board Motto!! LOL!

But as depressed as I am, Penske always brings a smile to my face and a hearty guffaw. You people really do not give this wonderful poster his dieu.

I dub today Penske Appreciation Day

Hank Chinaski · 08-26-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But as depressed as I am, Penske always brings a smile to my face and a hearty guffaw. You people really do not give this wonderful poster his dieu.

I dub today Penske Appreciation Day

Someone bookmark this in case anyone ever wants a definition of "log-rolling."

08-26-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.

Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.

I am now wondering if this FBA is the penisman from my pre law school career. Club?

NotFromHere · 08-26-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tommy Lee isn't really that big is he? I mean I've seen that big or bigger on a fairly consistent basis during my personal survey of sizes of those things. People make it out like he's a Digler.

As amazing as this sounds, I have never seen Tommy Lee's penis. I did see the Rob Lowe video though.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-26-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Tommy Lee isn't really that big is he? I mean I've seen that big or bigger on a fairly consistent basis during my personal survey of sizes of those things. People make it out like he's a Digler.

I don't think my survey is 1/1000th of yours, but he's not porno big. Probably bigger than average, but not a freak.

notcasesensitive · 08-26-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
As amazing as this sounds, I have never seen Tommy Lee's penis. I did see the Rob Lowe video though.

I saw portions of the video set to Barbie Girl in a gay bar in Dallas. Good times.

08-26-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
This is so true. Thank God my thick, wavy, Robert Plant-style locks so perfectly complement the large head needed to hold my uncommonly huge and powerful brain.

I hardly think this is Robert Plant-style.

eta Mon Dieu! The name of this picture is "Jethro_Tull_Cat" LOL!!!