Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

I would think that, on the continuum between deep pockets and no pockets, strip clubs are more like no pockets. Or, you see the people with no pockets, and the deep pockets are somewhere else and you're never going to get your hands in them.

Anyway with, you know, actual experience with these things can contradict me. It would be hard to have less experience with strip clubs than I do.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Translation: she was asking for it. If she's not severely injured or dead, she wasn't really fighting back. She wanted it.

Oh no you don't. Apples and oranges, my dear, and you know it.

And even you are better than that cheap shit.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lemme guess. You think The Joshua Tree was up there with Revolver?

Or do you just hate the Lips that much?

I don't hate the Lips. I just hate that song. It's trite, derivative pablum. Diluted Dark Side of the Moon, with a dash of Oasis. And the Joshua Tree, while a decent album, isn't even on the same shelf as Revolver.

Man, if you're going to continue this "arbiter of a generation's taste" schtick, you have to develop some.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What television character does the FB character of Pretty Little Flower remind you of? For me, its Frasier in that episode where he was trying to be hip and suave.

Martin Short's synchronized swimmer on SNL.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I would think that, on the continuum between deep pockets and no pockets, strip clubs are more like no pockets. Or, you see the people with no pockets, and the deep pockets are somewhere else and you're never going to get your hands in them.

Anyway with, you know, actual experience with these things can contradict me. It would be hard to have less experience with strip clubs than I do.

Depends on whether they have a liquor license, and the resultant required high insurance limits.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
For soccer balls, they were lovely. I'm sure yours are nice too, though, Tawny.

Mine are nice. You only notice the bad ones that are obvious.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I would think that, on the continuum between deep pockets and no pockets, strip clubs are more like no pockets. Or, you see the people with no pockets, and the deep pockets are somewhere else and you're never going to get your hands in them.

Anyway with, you know, actual experience with these things can contradict me. It would be hard to have less experience with strip clubs than I do.

Obviously, you have learned from bilmore's stories of selling beer at a 100% or more markup to your "friends." Perhaps bl was contemplating a pro bono suit. Perhaps she just thinks this is wrong.

Capitalist fuck.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
However, I am a wee bit concerned about the whole "smelly room" aspect of Bikram that gwnc and dtb have mentioned.

Bikram is the new hot box.

TM

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You used to be old and funny.

Now you're just old.




You're phoning this shit in.

You used to be Ashton Kutcher. Now you're David Arquette.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh no you don't. Apples and oranges, my dear, and you know it.

And even you are better than that cheap shit.

Coltrane's later posts have given more information, but on the initial information, not necessarily apples and oranges.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I would think that, on the continuum between deep pockets and no pockets, strip clubs are more like no pockets. Or, you see the people with no pockets, and the deep pockets are somewhere else and you're never going to get your hands in them.

Anyway with, you know, actual experience with these things can contradict me. It would be hard to have less experience with strip clubs than I do.

There is probably some contributory negligence/assumption of the risk type argument, too.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I call bullshit.

If that really happened, did you happen to get the number of the girl who ran off, b/c I would love to represent her in a lawsuit against the strip club. Then I would retire.

No you wouldn't. It was a byob place. Scores (I'm sure) it ain't.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You used to be Ashton Kutcher. Now you're David Arquette.

That's more like it! Brava!

David Arquette? I'll take Monica over Demi.

David Arquette should be a hero to all men. He has proven that a complete douche bag can get a highly successful and attractive TV/movie star. More power to him. He's the prime example of "overdating," which is every guy's goal.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No you wouldn't. It was a byob place. Scores (I'm sure) it ain't.

TM

Very true. The place ran the entire hot-to-fugly spectrum. But it was the only port in a deadly storm.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love that you'd like to see women at the 50th percentile and higher in looks naked. That's a pretty (hah, punny!) low threshhold . . .

You better start hotboxin' if you want to be included.

TM