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08-29-2005, 02:58 PM
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#3091
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Sports Betting Heart Attack
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is your hair puffy?
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No, but it's very curly today.
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08-29-2005, 03:00 PM
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#3092
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is that so many men equate personal maintenance with being a fruitcake or metrosexual? Half my friends look like shit and they all gripe when they hear any of us go to the gym and keep appearances up. Is it wrong to want to remain the same? I don't get these cats I know who decide 35 is time to grow four waist sizes and talk about wide screen televisions and which bar has the best sliders.
What really confuses me is a lot of these slugs have hot wives who still look damn good. I always wonder how they screw these slovenly men.
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?
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You are so gay.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-29-2005, 03:00 PM
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#3093
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Men with grandma earrings
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I finally have to ask: what is it with young (late teens, early 20s) African American men wearing earrings that look like they came out of my grandma's costume jewelry drawer? I'm not talking about the sports-star-wanna-be 5 carat stud things, I'm talking about big pave knot or flower designs the size of a nickle. The guy on the train this morning was actually wearing a CLIP ON. Seriously, my grandma got one just like it from her Avon lady in about 1962.
And it didn't go very well with his "Thug Life" T-shirt with a rhinestone covered picture of TuPak flipping the bird.
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Rhinestones, grandma earrings, flower designs... uh, you might want to add the qualifier "What is it with FLAMING GAY African American men..."
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08-29-2005, 03:01 PM
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#3094
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is that so many men equate personal maintenance with being a fruitcake or metrosexual? Half my friends look like shit and they all gripe when they hear any of us go to the gym and keep appearances up. Is it wrong to want to remain the same? I don't get these cats I know who decide 35 is time to grow four waist sizes and talk about wide screen televisions and which bar has the best sliders.
What really confuses me is a lot of these slugs have hot wives who still look damn good. I always wonder how they screw these slovenly men.
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?
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I thought chicks really like chubby guys?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-29-2005, 03:02 PM
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#3095
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are so gay.
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But I have luscious hair.
I wish. I'd have gotten major fucking ass if I were gay.
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08-29-2005, 03:05 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But I have luscious hair.
I wish. I'd have gotten major fucking ass if I were gay.
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What's wrong with widescreens?
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08-29-2005, 03:15 PM
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#3097
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bald exes.
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Half my friends look like shit and they all gripe when they hear any of us go to the gym and keep appearances up. Is it wrong to want to remain the same? I don't get these cats I know who decide 35 is time to grow four waist sizes and talk about wide screen televisions and which bar has the best sliders.
What really confuses me is a lot of these slugs have hot wives who still look damn good. I always wonder how they screw these slovenly men.
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Question: do you think gym/cardio = not fat slob?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-29-2005, 03:22 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Men with grandma earrings
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I believe this may be the wrong crowd to ask. I'm not sure that there's anyone left under 30.
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True, but I have the T-shirt she referenced. But I skip the grandma jewelry and just go with a gold loop earing above my left eyebrow.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-29-2005, 03:36 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?
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They lose 40 pounds and going trolling for dates on Internet chat boards. |
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08-29-2005, 03:38 PM
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#3100
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Guest
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
They lose 40 pounds and going trolling for dates on Internet chat boards.
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You are the wind beneath our wings. I think I will have bacon on that burger after all. |
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08-29-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3101
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Bald exes.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Question: do you think gym/cardio = not fat slob?
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No. I think if you do cardio, you're an extra fat slob.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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08-29-2005, 03:46 PM
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Nutless Metrosexual
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Over the Rainbow
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Sports Betting Heart Attack
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cool, my first stalker sock this summer. Welcome. R u a longtime lurker?
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And where do balding, pot-bellied, 40 year old metrosexuals WITH FAILING MEMORIES find love? |
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08-29-2005, 03:53 PM
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#3103
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Bald exes.
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sebastian_dangerfield
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?
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No, they find a "tick-tock-tick" 30-something wannabe baby machine who's ready to immediately settle down and only needs a new white dress. |
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08-29-2005, 03:56 PM
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#3104
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no penske for me!
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: kayaking
Posts: 52
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Sports Betting Heart Attack
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Originally posted by Nut Penske
And where do balding, pot-bellied, 40 year old metrosexuals WITH FAILING MEMORIES find love?
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Penske, you pathetic fuck, this is the type of uber-meta-sock-drivel that has destroyed this board and sent the more quality posters fleeing to the Big Board and Spanky-land. Disguising it as self-deprecation does not change the result.
RT, can't he be banned!?!?!?
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08-29-2005, 04:23 PM
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#3105
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Fashion Emergency
I just noticed that I am wearing two different shoes.
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