Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[casserole]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I hate to throw the proverbial bucket of water on your lust-filled musings, but slave and paigow had the hot internet-facilitated sex without going through the dating rigmarole.

So much sturm und drang could have been avoided had they simply followed the venerable three-date rule. Our forefathers-and-mothers put that into the Magna Carta for a reason, missy.

is this still a good place to score some easy strings-free pokeable bootie without the whole dating thing?

does anyone have paigow's email?

Originally posted by Not Bob
I like John Mayer, but I really dislike that song. The first time I heard it, I kept waiting for a punch line.

"Your Body is a Wonderland," however, is fantastic. I guess this makes me a 14 year old girl. Mrs. Not Bob likes it too -- so much so that she forgave John for writing it about Jennifer Love Hewitt instead of her.

My only john mayer experience is from the Chapelle show. One of the best sketches ever. The dude is from pai county, ct and went to high school with tennis failure James Blake. I dont know this song "Your Body is a wonderland" but i recall Chandler Bing presenting an award with John Mayer on some show and he sid his body is a wonerland. I didnt knwo what he was talking about. But this song is about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Did they date? Does the song go "Your body is a wonderland but bag the face?"

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Lenny's dead.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/1...ach/index.html

I suppose this should be on the death pool board.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Woman. You scared me. I thought you meant Lenny from Lenny and Squiggy, Michael McKean, veteran of some of the greatest entertainment ever. Or Lenny Kravitz.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Jesus Fucking Christ, Woman. You scared me. I thought you meant Lenny from Lenny and Squiggy, Michael McKean, veteran of some of the greatest entertainment ever. Or Lenny Kravitz.

Would losing Lenny Kravitz really be a loss? I mean, to people other than GAP marketers?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Doc Holiday
I'm your huckleberry.

Hi, coltrane!

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Doc Holiday
I'm your huckleberry.

A new low. Congrats.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Would losing Lenny Kravitz really be a loss? I mean, to people other than GAP marketers?

Yes.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
My only john mayer experience is from the Chapelle show. One of the best sketches ever. The dude is from pai county, ct and went to high school with tennis failure James Blake. I dont know this song "Your Body is a wonderland" but i recall Chandler Bing presenting an award with John Mayer on some show and he sid his body is a wonerland. I didnt knwo what he was talking about. But this song is about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Did they date? Does the song go "Your body is a wonderland but bag the face?"

The Tuxedo. She made a movie about a magical tuxedo. You know Chan pitched that one to Chris Tucker first and Tucker said "Are you out of your fuckin mind?!"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes.

And people who want to fuck him?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

So I saw Ocean's Twelve last night, and while I wouldn't recommend the movie to anyone who didn't like the first one -- don't get me wrong, I liked it -- it did make me wonder how to get $10 million so I can start living an easier, more stylish life. Anyone have any suggestions?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And people who want to fuck him?

Oh - then no.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
So I saw Ocean's Twelve last night, and while I wouldn't recommend the movie to anyone who didn't like the first one -- don't get me wrong, I liked it -- it did make me wonder how to get $10 million so I can start living an easier, more stylish life. Anyone have any suggestions?

I have a few extra Shafters you can sell.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

But two inches is too much, unless you've severly short-sided yourself and have very little green to work with and NEED to get up and down. Even then, you're likely to stay in the bunker. One-half inch (carry the ball a long way) to one and one-half inches is about the range.

Depends what kind of spin you want to put on the ball. And if you swing like a faery.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh - then no.

I had a good friend in college who actually looked a lot like Lenny. He was half Jamaican/half Irish and looked like he should have been modelling something somewhere. That cat fucked every chick available. I think he drilled through an entire sorority. It must be good, really fucking good, to be Lenny.

[Not Bob]

www.philalawyer.blogspot.com

Evidence?

• Veronica Zemanova gets me through these filings. If you don't know who she is, you should. She has a simply astounding body. It really is amazing. The woman has natural breasts like large cantaloupes and perfectly rounded hips like a 16 year old cheerleader. And she likes showing it all off. Thanks to Google's image search, I can view her at the office without fear of setting off an investigation by the IT goons. Veronica is presently smiling at me in another window. She's holding a bottle of what appears to be chocolate syrup over her head and dripping it across perfect silver dollar sized brown nipples.
  
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  I've been phoning it in for months now and am beginning to think they're on to me. I wonder if this lady has $25K lying around?
  
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  Certainly, they can't believe those hours and hours of prep were all billable. Half of them were spent talking about a certain court reporter's amazing tits.
  
  .8 - Discussing court reporter's incredible rock hard nipples and whether she has implants with paralegal and co-counsel.