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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
YOU were Michelle? Damnnnnnn.

We have discussed Sue before; she came to my junior high (Go Glenview!) and rolled a condom over her forearm to demonstrate to girls that "if he says it's too small . . . he's either lying, or he's setting a world record." Glad to see her name added to the littany of Canadians who've made it big in the States!

Is Glenview a Yale feeder?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What the fuck are you people doing? If I have to work, I need some kind of distraction. Jesus.






TM

Last night I met the single most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. I mean, wow. I think she was half Swiss half Ethiopian (she is from Switzerland and her dad who she never met is from Ethiopia).

I am contemplating switching teams, or at least being traded temporarily.

In the parlance of chris, are european women clean? tiddy?

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yeah. But I still hate the selection show. Could they please get the fuck on with telling us who's in? I understand the need for commercials, and so forth. But a breakdown of the number 1 seeds for 10 minutes is recockulous. We knew they were in, and it's really pretty irrelevant if Kentucky is a 2 or a 1. Meanwhile, you have a bunch of kids sitting in the coach's living room, or the school cafeteria just hoping and praying that they see their name. Plus a bunch of people at home saying "yeah, I'm sure Duke was worried about making it this year".

Fucking CBS--just flash us the bracket and get on with it.

And two more things while I'm at it: come up with a better name than "Prelude to a Championship" before April 4. And get a better song than "One shining moment" That is all.

How do you have time to watch more reality tv than Less AND basketball tournaments?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Last night I met the single most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. I mean, wow. I think she was half Swiss half Ethiopian (she is from Switzerland and her dad who she never met is from Ethiopia).

I am contemplating switching teams, or at least being traded temporarily.

In the parlance of chris, are european women clean? tiddy?

Are you serious? That you even asked the question tells us she was wearing sleeves.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you serious? That you even asked the question tells us she was wearing sleeves.

I think they shave their pits a lot more these days than they used to.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are you serious? That you even asked the question tells us she was wearing sleeves.

No, she was clean upstairs. its downstairs i am wondering about.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How do you have time to watch more reality tv than Less AND basketball tournaments?

I read the instruction manual for my Tivo.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, she was clean upstairs. its downstairs i am wondering about.

I realized where your concerns lay. Although there are certain posters who lick at inappropriate areas you by all accounts are not one of them.

I was just saying armpits are a good indicator of how well groomed she is.

If the upstairs has shag carpeting it is most unlikely the landing is done in polished marble.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I realized where your concerns lay. Although there are certain posters who lick at inappropriate areas you by all accounts are not one of them.

I was just saying armpits are a good indicator of how well groomed she is.

If the upstairs has shag carpeting it is most unlikely the landing is done in polished marble.

Hank:

That was a keen and astute observation. Thank you for enlightening me that a woman who is pitted out would not likely to be sporting a close shave down there. Any perspective on the correllation between smooth pits and the nether region containment?

Oh, and if I were to be a switchhitter, I don't see why I would apply different standards to where I would stick my face. I ain't no rimmer, thats for sure.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It opened - I can hardly wait.

What the hell is it?

It looks like a giant swinging toilet.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is it?

It's a cool way to shower hundreds of innocent passers-by with a fine mist of vomit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hank:

That was a keen and astute observation. Thank you for enlightening me that a woman who is pitted out would not likely to be sporting a close shave down there. Any perspective on the correllation between smooth pits and the nether region containment?

Oh, and if I were to be a switchhitter, I don't see why I would apply different standards to where I would stick my face. I ain't no rimmer, thats for sure.

If you are serious about trying out the lesbo life you'll have to stop using the "down there" term.

[NotFromHere]

Storm Products’ first scented balls — green apple and citrus — came out in the spring of 2000. Since then, the company has produced about 40 scents. The current scents are black cherry, chocolate, lemonade, plum, blueberry, grape, banana, cinnamon, orange, amaretto and cherry.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Storm Products’ first scented balls — green apple and citrus — came out in the spring of 2000. Since then, the company has produced about 40 scents. The current scents are black cherry, chocolate, lemonade, plum, blueberry, grape, banana, cinnamon, orange, amaretto and cherry.

What, no curry-scented balls?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is it?

I'm not sure, but I'd suggest not wearing a tube top.