Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 21

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ping! Pow!!!

Dude, get it right, out of respect for yourself and your vaunted oeuvre.

It is:

"Ping! Pow! [no three exclamation points]

Remember, tribute is the highest form of flattery and the Insurgency [hearts] U! Without U it is nothing.

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 I wouldn't get a fag giraffe- I was worried for you.
2 but my wife is shorter, plus we're raising a daughter

Yes, your wife tells me you are doing a fine job raising our spawn. Keep up the good work and remember being a "dad" is about more than schtupping the mom for conceptionary purposes.

SlaveNoMore · 09-15-2005, 10:40 PM

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Penske_Account
Dude, get it right, out of respect for yourself and your vaunted oeuvre.

It is:

"Ping! Pow! [no three exclamation points]

Remember, tribute is the highest form of flattery and the Insurgency [hearts] U! Without U it is nothing.

Pow! Ping!!!

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Pow! Ping!!!

Hank Chinaski · 09-15-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, your wife tells me you are doing a fine job raising our spawn. Keep up the good work and remember being a "dad" is about more than schtupping the mom for conceptionary purposes.

And I'm the one who is seen as mean?

09-15-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Ping! Pow!!!

"2!!!

ETA: merde!!! I meant "2!. How ironic.

09-15-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Dude, get it right, out of respect for yourself and your vaunted oeuvre.

It is:

"Ping! Pow! [no three exclamation points]

Remember, tribute is the highest form of flattery and the Insurgency [hearts] U! Without U it is nothing.

We do heart Slave. Sometimes, usually around seven o'clock, I look at my sig line and just burst out laughing from the sillly delight of it. And then I IM penske, who is probably the only other true appreciate of this fine art form and he totally understands. We discuss some of his greatest shits, and then we go back to work, but that interlude of laughter gets me through the tough ones.

I am serious. So I thank you slave. I dont like your dark, mean side, but I like your boyish side. Your tenacity, your stubborness, your belief in male bonding and the frat caste system, and above all, your uber-manliness. You are you and you never change and I admire that steadfastness. Thank yoiu.

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And I'm the one who is seen as mean?

the truth hurts, but hey, don't worry Hank, Ty@50 told me that in 11 years when the cloning technology starts to take off in Japan, that you are able to reproduce, although your clone does not do so well in the intelligence department.

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We do heart Slave. Sometimes, usually around seven o'clock, I look at my sig line and just burst out laughing from the sillly delight of it. And then I IM penske, who is probably the only other true appreciate of this fine art form and he totally understands. We discuss some of his greatest shits, and then we go back to work, but that interlude of laughter gets me through the tough ones.

I am serious. So I thank you slave. I dont like your dark, mean side, but I like your boyish side. Your tenacity, your stubborness, your belief in male bonding and the frat caste system, and above all, your uber-manliness. You are you and you never change and I admire that steadfastness. Thank yoiu.

Word! Also the clean shaven thing is a plus.

09-15-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Pow! Ping!!!

On one hand, he is disrespecting the Ping, but on the other he is being true to his nature and will not be corrected, even by "Penske!.

Soemtimes penske and I discuss how we imagine slave might be reacting to a post. I picture him throwing papers (i dont know what papers) around and them flying everywhere, all over the joint, while he swears and turns red. Pesnke has similar visuals I will allow him to share. But sometimes, I get the feeling slave might just be laughing wtih us, though he woud never admit it. Is he laughing along with us, or should I go with the visual of the eleven year old boy sitting in his tighties, going, "mine! mine!". I prefer the former. Penske?

notcasesensitive · 09-15-2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
the truth hurts, but hey, don't worry Hank, Ty@50 told me that in 11 years when the cloning technology starts to take off in Japan, that you are able to reproduce, although your clone does not do so well in the intelligence department.

The studio system is not dead then. The future resembles a movie plot?

I've been waiting for your answer as to whether is was baby jesus or God who gave JLH the disproportionately large rack. I'm going to adjust my religious beliefs accordingly once I hear your answer to this question.

09-15-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account

Family Circus? I am so embarrassed for you.

09-15-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Word! Also the clean shaven thing is a plus.

It is really more of a plus for you. YOu are fascinated by it. And you love the word "hurrishave" which I invented as a not my best material tossoff. But you, you changed it from its meaning as a quick brutal attack (unfortunately coined in retrospect) and turned it into your visual of hsave standing in front of his mirror on a day when he is in a rushing, and slapping the shave cream all over the bod and quickly removing all stubble, rather than take this meticulous time a la Patrick Bateman. I never conceived that interpretation, but for you, its a timeless source of laughter. I understand it, but its no "what kind of shit fraternity painst a deli logo on its wall?

notcasesensitive · 09-15-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is really more of a plus for you. YOu are fascinated by it. And you love the word "hurrishave" which I invented as a not my best material tossoff. But you, you changed it from its meaning as a quick brutal attack (unfortunately coined in retrospect) and turned it into your visual of hsave standing in front of his mirror on a day when he is in a rushing, and slapping the shave cream all over the bod and quickly removing all stubble, rather than take this meticulous time a la Patrick Bateman. I never conceived that interpretation, but for you, its a timeless source of laughter. I understand it, but its no "what kind of shit fraternity painst a deli logo on its wall?

Tell me your firm's kitchenette doesn't provide you with wine for ordered-in dinners. I'm already jealous enough of your powdered soup rations.

Penske_Account · 09-15-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
On one hand, he is disrespecting the Ping, but on the other he is being true to his nature and will not be corrected, even by "Penske!.

Soemtimes penske and I discuss how we imagine slave might be reacting to a post. I picture him throwing papers (i dont know what papers) around and them flying everywhere, all over the joint, while he swears and turns red. Pesnke has similar visuals I will allow him to share. But sometimes, I get the feeling slave might just be laughing wtih us, though he woud never admit it. Is he laughing along with us, or should I go with the visual of the eleven year old boy sitting in his tighties, going, "mine! mine!". I prefer the former. Penske?

I just took a walk around the halls for inspiration and I am now picturing slave as a sweet transvestite named Bonny. No offence.