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06-30-2004, 01:05 PM
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#3136
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by red red rum
I would take the old Buzzy's over Kelly's but today probably flip flop those choices.
Nothing beats Billy Tse's chinese though. Ever been there?
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And you began with such promise.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-30-2004, 01:05 PM
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#3137
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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drop trou
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I believe that duty belongs to Jason Varitek.
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I thought it was Piazza's.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-30-2004, 01:06 PM
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#3138
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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taken before her time
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
No. The TM-Patentpara exchange was so painful for me to witness, I could not respond, much less through a sock. Moreover, I have only ever had one sock. And I miss her. <sniff>
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2. Paigow, paigow, why have you foresaken us?!?
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the comeback
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06-30-2004, 01:07 PM
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#3139
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,205
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
cutting edge. you are only 3 years behind the Dallas market on that one. Flower, what has he won?
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Did I write anywhere that I was trying to be cutting edge on that one?
Vodka is sooooo, like, mid 19th century... I mean, they've been drinking it since the Czar's time, and don't even get me started about bourbon.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-30-2004, 01:08 PM
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#3140
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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Originally posted by dtb
When it's in your body, it's sterile. Once you have evacuated, it is no longer sterile. In order to obtain a true sterile urine sample, you need a catheter.
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Uh....no duh! Have catheter will travel.
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06-30-2004, 01:09 PM
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#3141
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Letaly, its been Red Bull and Grey Goose
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You left out the "h" and the second "l"
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-30-2004, 01:11 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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kobe!!!
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Rapier?
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Well SOMEBODY has obviously not seen the cinematic tour-de-force to end all cinematic tours-de-force.
(Dumb and Dumber, of course.)
I'm sure I should have STPd, but, well, you know... |
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06-30-2004, 01:16 PM
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#3143
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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To Duh or Not To Duh
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Originally posted by the Spartan
Uh....no duh! Have catheter will travel.
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This was a hotly debated point in my childhood neighborhood: should the saying be "No Duh" or "Duh". We came to the consensus that to say "NO DUH" meant the object/person/saying at which the phrase was directed was actually smart and witty, as there was no "duh".
On the other hand, "Duh" indicated that the recipient of the remark was a buffoon and should know better.
Thus was the ruling of my bretheren and me on our Supreme Court of Neighborhood Vernacular and Taunts (you've heard of us, I'm sure). |
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06-30-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3144
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
OMG. Could you imagine? "X is not billing enough. Increase his caffeine dosage by 30 cc's..."
Or the press release. "Starbucks in a new partnership with national law firms has implemented its first-ever I.V. direct dosage caffeine adminstrator. This patented device increases employee efficiency by 200% and Starbucks is proud to be on the cutting edge of legal innovation..."
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In all of my time on the internet (which is going on about 12 years now), I have never, ever, not for even a split second, come in contact with someone as absolutely, positively, uncontestably clue-fucking-less as you.
eta - I am reminded of this beauty, from the good ole days:
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06-30-2004, 01:18 PM
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#3145
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
cutting edge. you are only 3 years behind the Dallas market on that one. Flower, what has he won?
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It ought to be his 2 saved-for-posterity cases of Zima. |
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06-30-2004, 01:23 PM
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#3146
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Did I write anywhere that I was trying to be cutting edge on that one?
Vodka is sooooo, like, mid 19th century... I mean, they've been drinking it since the Czar's time, and don't even get me started about bourbon.
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Vodka is so Jack Kerouac.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-30-2004, 01:23 PM
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#3147
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It ought to be his 2 saved-for-posterity cases of Zima.
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Sunny should be proud that we are continuing to perpetuate her subject line from last week.
Unless someone resurrected it.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-30-2004, 01:23 PM
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#3148
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by red red rum
I would take the old Buzzy's over Kelly's but today probably flip flop those choices.
Nothing beats Billy Tse's chinese though. Ever been there?
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The angel hair with chicken is really good. Billy T's beats out anything in NY. well, maybe Mr. K's is pretty good and in a pinch Ollie's is not bad. |
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06-30-2004, 01:24 PM
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#3149
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Vodka is so Jack Kerouac.
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I could kick Jack Kerouac's ass in a road tussle.
OK, really I'd just sit on him. But it would be easy, because he's such a cosmopolitan mojito.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-30-2004, 01:25 PM
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#3150
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I could kick Jack Kerouac's ass in a road tussle.
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that's 'cuz you're festive. |
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