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06-30-2004, 02:00 PM
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#3166
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
the escort services and the strip clubs are adding on staff to deal with the anticipated demands....
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Indeed. And Brittney spears is engaged! And preggers!!! |
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06-30-2004, 02:01 PM
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#3167
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by dtb
When it's in your body, it's sterile. Once you have evacuated, it is no longer sterile. In order to obtain a true sterile urine sample, you need a catheter.
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I'm guessing that there is not a lot of oral sex in your house.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-30-2004, 02:04 PM
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#3168
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
y'all need to do it when the city is gearing up for the convention. according to the tabloids, the escort services and the strip clubs are adding on staff to deal with the anticipated demands....
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I don't need to pay for it. The womens pay me. Less seriously I think Thurgreed is banned from NYC when the convention is in town. Maybe he will be vacationing with Hillary.
eta: no offence. maybe I meant hillary duff.
reta: she's legal now right?
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06-30-2004, 02:06 PM
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#3169
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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To Duh or Not To Duh
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Where the hell are you from? The corner of Strunk and White?
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she was from the city of Detroit. I'm guessing all the kids in her neighborhood weren't involved in the conversation.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-30-2004, 02:07 PM
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#3170
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Indeed. And Brittney spears is engaged! And preggers!!!
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06-30-2004, 02:08 PM
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#3171
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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To Duh or Not To Duh
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she was from the city of Detroit. .
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FTR, to reiterate, I invented the motor city bagel.
vista la playa.
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06-30-2004, 02:24 PM
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#3172
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by the Spartan
You're ongoing obsession with this subject is blinding you........oops. I take that back.
FWIW, fyi, ftr, in this most pubic of forums, I'll put my $1000 and the son of the sam's mailbag, two lap dances for slave and a cigar against your $100 that patentpara is a real person wholly unrelated to Flower. And not me.
When I win I will use the $100 to jet to NYC and we can sup together. At the Hardrock Cafe. You, me and patentpara. And picasso.
Bet?
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Sure. If you make a similar bet, giving me 10-1 odds that red red rum is a real person.
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06-30-2004, 02:30 PM
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#3173
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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No Comment Dept.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
...if you do this while wearing tidy-whiteys, I will have no choice but to assume you're hitting on me, and run for fear of falling victim to some restroom frottage.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As to shirts, ever meet these cats who swear they won't wear anything colored pink? Wierdest thing. Do they still think they're in a crib or something? These are the guys who drop their kids off at high school soccer practice and think "I'd love to suck off one of those robust boys..." or "Why do I get this wierd feeling in my thigh when I see that kid from the 'O.C' on television?" I wonder how many Pete Townsends are floating around blissful suburbia.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-30-2004, 02:34 PM
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#3174
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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choice
to hear from some, its all bad
choose Hank Chinaski. A positive voice.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 06-30-2004 at 02:37 PM..
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06-30-2004, 02:53 PM
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#3175
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Ask and ye shall receive
Paige Davis pics:
EDIT: now it works
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Last edited by Alex_de_Large; 06-30-2004 at 03:03 PM..
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06-30-2004, 02:54 PM
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#3176
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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drop trou
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I believe that duty belongs to Jason Varitek.
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You're thinking of Derek Lowe. Varitek doesn't pitch, he catches. And Lowe definitely sucks.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 06-30-2004 at 02:59 PM..
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06-30-2004, 03:13 PM
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#3177
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Ask and ye shall receive
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Paige Davis pics:
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good work. so I'd tend to agree with her that the photos don't really show anyone groping her breasts. not that that particular detail matters all that much. Paige, you hussy! |
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06-30-2004, 03:15 PM
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#3178
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Ask and ye shall receive
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
good work. so I'd tend to agree with her that the photos don't really show anyone groping her breasts. not that that particular detail matters all that much. Paige, you hussy!
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Thanks. I am happy to see that she gooms nicely. No disco mitt on Paige!
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06-30-2004, 03:25 PM
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#3179
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Hot Man
So I went to lunch with a friend and this totally hot Latin dude was sitting a foot away from me at the neighboring table and he made it very difficult to focus on conversation with the friend sitting across from me because he kept attracting my eyes like a shiny metal object. I hate when this happens. It makes me feel like a visceral bimbo.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-30-2004, 03:28 PM
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#3180
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Hot Man
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So I went to lunch with a friend and this totally hot Latin dude was sitting a foot away from me at the neighboring table and he made it very difficult to focus on conversation with the friend sitting across from me because he kept attracting my eyes like a shiny metal object. I hate when this happens. It makes me feel like a visceral bimbo.
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Like? The very essence of bimboism is visceral. Revel in it, Sunny. It's one of those distressing little signs of humanity you find so distatsteful in others. Call it perspective.
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