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03-14-2005, 06:48 PM
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#3226
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Oooh
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is he freakish looking in real life too?
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Yes. His face is very craggy. and he is not particularly tall. I towered over him (mind you, I was wearing heels). |
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03-14-2005, 06:49 PM
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#3227
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Oooh
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was wearing heels
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Hussy. |
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03-14-2005, 06:52 PM
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
The IT dude just left my office, leaving in his wak, the wafting lingering sensation of armpits and cologne. I need to irrigate my nostrils pronto. WILL IT HELP, SUNNY? ITS KINDA GROSS BUT WILL I BE A NEW WOMAN?
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03-14-2005, 06:53 PM
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#3229
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Stupid movies
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Jesus, why? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Does "shrieking" at a movie make me less of a man? Are you that spinsterrific?
You know what else? I cry watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. So fucking what? I'll never get into your dry, sandy vagina?
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I hear your grandpa enjoyed being pegged. |
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03-14-2005, 06:57 PM
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#3230
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Nostrilia
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The IT dude just left my office, leaving in his wak, the wafting lingering sensation of armpits and cologne. I need to irrigate my nostrils pronto. WILL IT HELP, SUNNY? ITS KINDA GROSS BUT WILL I BE A NEW WOMAN?
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Of course it will help. Will it make you a new woman? Well, I'm really designed for nasal irrigation, but I don't see why I couldn't be used in other areas.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=neti+pot/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vh6mlbk/EXP=1110927289/*-http%3A//www.yogaprosess.com/images/neti4.jpg[/IMG]
Be sure to have a towel nearby!
Namaste! |
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03-14-2005, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
Of course it will help. Will it make you a new woman? Well, I'm really designed for nasal irrigation, but I don't see why I couldn't be used in other areas.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=neti+pot/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vh6mlbk/EXP=1110927289/*-http%3A//www.yogaprosess.com/images/neti4.jpg[/IMG]
Be sure to have a towel nearby!
Namaste!
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Given the extent to which her gash gapes, it would probably work well in those other areas. |
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03-14-2005, 07:01 PM
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#3232
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football
- "was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating. The idea was that if boys were out on the field expending energy together, they could never be alone to engage in 'self pollution.' ...
The war on masturbation tailed off in the 1920s. Not much later the British empire fell."
via Wolcott
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The boob-grabber was South American. Hmmmm, I think I need to do more research.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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03-14-2005, 07:04 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Given the extent to which her gash gapes, it would probably work well in those other areas.
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So would a firehose.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-14-2005, 07:06 PM
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#3234
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by spookyfish
So would a firehose.
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Is that like using the pull-out shower head? |
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03-14-2005, 07:08 PM
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#3235
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that like using the pull-out shower head?
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Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-14-2005, 07:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.
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And now we've come full circle back to taint cleansing.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-14-2005, 07:13 PM
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#3237
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And now we've come full circle back to taint cleansing.
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Nooooo, we've come fuller circle back to TCBing. |
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03-14-2005, 07:19 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.
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What's the word on desensitization with those? Better or worse than with vibrators? |
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03-14-2005, 07:21 PM
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#3239
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Poll
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
As the husband was checking into a hotel in Minneapolis a couple of weeks ago in 20 below weather with 40mph winds, a guy came into the lobby after him and said to the clerk "why do you people fucking live here?"
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Because we are not whiny little pussies.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-14-2005, 07:24 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Poll
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Because we are not whiny little pussies.
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So what you're saying is, that you've never ever never bitched about the weather?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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