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[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So if my friends Mike and Jim got married two years ago, then had thier marriage voided by the California Supreme Court, do I have to buy them another present?

Ahem. A judge who needs to win contested San Francisco judicial elections just declared two statutes unconstitutional. His decision will be reviewed by two sets of judges who need to survive retention elections in successively larger jurisdictions, eventually reaching a court where the howling masses to be appeased include the 61.4% of people who voluntarily banned gay marriage in 2000 by ballot initiative.

Miss Manners says to wait to send the "Congratulations -- you're gay married!" china.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
True story: I'm playing co-ed soccer three weeks ago. I'm a bit out of position and a woman on the other team has me beat. So, I kind of trip her. But at the same time, I guess I feel bad so I reach down (because I am quite tall -- 6'4" on the internet) and try to grab her arms to break her fall. She starts yelling ("Hands off!"). I say that next time I will let her fall to the ground. She says: "Next time, don't grab my boobs." She gets angered when I start laughing at this response, and the referee explaining to her that any boob grabbing was clearly inadvertent does not calm her down. So I explain to her (because she is quite unattractive) that if she really thinks I was intentionally trying to grab her breasts, she has an unjustifiably high self opinion. Not that I am out there trying to grab the tits of attractive opposing players, but I am a bit offended that my attempt at chivalry has been turned against me. I now regret having been mean to this woman who was probably just reacting instinctively, but in the heat of the moment I guess I spoke out of turn. Anyhoo, proof that at least one woman in my league not only thinks I am straight but that I am actually a hetero pervert.

So how were her tits?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know that one Nelly song where he says "women in the Ford," but it sounds like "wimmin in d'For."

Well, for a long time I thought he was saying something about Willem Dafoe, and that Dafoe was popular with rappers in a Pacino/Scarface way.

I'm right at that wonderful age where I'm too old for Nelly, yet too young to have kids that listen to Nelly. It's a nice place to be.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is this lady in the tacky shirt? Looks like a refugee from Crazy Girls.

Am I alone in thinking Nicolette Sheridan is not hot and never was? Something about the eyebrows maybe. She looks like a trucker to me.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I alone in thinking Nicolette Sheridan is not hot and never was? Something about the eyebrows maybe. She looks like a trucker to me.

She looks like Michelle Pheiffer to me, again with the eyebrows (I think).

I wouldn't kick her out of bed; might not let her eat Ritz crackers there, though. She's cut some slack for being over 40.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Am I alone in thinking Nicolette Sheridan is not hot and never was? Something about the eyebrows maybe. She looks like a trucker to me.

2.

She looks better than she usually does in that picture, too.

Speaking of plastic-looking, I don't understand why people get botox. Unless there are times when it is done well and I don't notice it. But it makes people look creepy.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2.

She looks better than she usually does in that picture, too.

Speaking of plastic-looking, I don't understand why people get botox. Unless there are times when it is done well and I don't notice it. But it makes people look creepy.

I used to be sort of "not for me, but whatever floats your boat" re plastic surgery, and I guess I still am, but generally speaking I think plastic surgery is a mistake. Reconstructive surgery, sure.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2.

She looks better than she usually does in that picture, too.

Speaking of plastic-looking, I don't understand why people get botox. Unless there are times when it is done well and I don't notice it. But it makes people look creepy.

You mean like Marcia Cross? You have to admit her forehead looks amazing, considering her whole face practically came off on Melrose Place.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So how were her tits?

TM

Let's just say I'd grab them again if given the opportunity.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I used to be sort of "not for me, but whatever floats your boat" re plastic surgery, and I guess I still am, but generally speaking I think plastic surgery is a mistake. Reconstructive surgery, sure.

I can understand a nose job. A good nose job. But only for those in which the nose was too large for the face (not re-shaping). Jennifer Grey looked great after hers -- too bad her nose defined her acting persona.

[Diane_Keaton]

It's painful to share the Park with these Herzschmerzies but this bit is damn funny.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sour grapes.

Like I don't get why SS is more popular than me, but you don't see me doing interviews on the subject.

I agree. It's not like Pat M. isn't famous for watered-down jazz himself, y'know.

Although Pat M., with an obvious God-given ability to flame that rivals his guitar playing, does have a potential for a being nasty-letter-writer someday.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You mean like Marcia Cross? You have to admit her forehead looks amazing, considering her whole face practically came off on Melrose Place.

Marcia Cross is fabulous. I don't care what's she's done, she carries it well and doesn't look plastick-y at all. I want to have her evil little OCD babies.

To that special someone. Smootches!

:partytime

(anon because of tradition, baby)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Because we are not whiny little pussies.

So, not an emo fan?

Apropos of music that makes teenaged girls cut themselves, thanks to Sirius, I have discovered a wonderful song for karaoke night -- the Polyphonic Spree's "Wig in a Box."