Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske - Page 22

Hank Chinaski · 08-10-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Let's just say that Sebby's commando advice backfired today. Leaky, leaky, crusty, crusty. But it was worth it for the sheer excitement.

this reminds me, unclean hands sometimes is a good argument.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-10-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Suffice it to say, it involved the Gladiator Soccer Match After Party, a magnun of rose champagne, amyl nitrates and a techno remake of Gloria Gaynor's Greatest Hits.

This sounds like my first gang bang.

Boo Berry · 08-10-2005, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Yes, except I don't struggle to find something to add. I simply pick from a list of favorite words or catch-phrases that always fit, and insert them in an appropriate (or inappropriate) location. Examples? How about "value-added," "disingenuous," or (my personal favorite) "egregious abuse of the Court's time and resources"?

You left out the ever-valuable "bad faith"

Boo!

Hank Chinaski · 08-10-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I am convinced that running on the edge of the road is what caused me to break my leg. Where were you when I needed you, Penske? HUH?

(concrete as opposed to asphalt?)

hit by car?

robustpuppy · 08-10-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
These are not:

But it's cute how their outfits coordinate. The couple's, not the boobs'.

Hank Chinaski · 08-10-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I never in a million years thought I would get to play Gallant in one of these examples. Thanks, hank!

no thanks necessary. you earned it. The only thanks i need is a small nod of appreciation to the fact that your growth to being Gallant (and bravo to you) was at least partially fertilized by my earlier identification of your behavior as Guffus.

Spittles · 08-10-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Merde! STP! STP!

What do you expect from someone who losews a K Race to NFH?

"Ping! Pow!

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-10-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, hey douchbagg, how about just suggesting charging an "exit fee" of $20K at the end of the third year? The baseless sense of self-importance in this profession is nauseating. I quit.

This is the only thing you've said in like 2 years that was any good.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-10-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My old lady wears these two pieces dresses that are camisole topped. Excellent beamage. I get a kick out of watching people watch her beams. She doesn’t care. Comes from a medical family - to her, they’re just nipples, and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.

So post a photo of them already.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 08-10-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So post a photo of them already.

TM

is there a trick to scrolling from 20 pages ago? So you post and now you're back on the newest page, how do you quickly get back to where you were? Is there some "go back to" link?

Flinty_McFlint · 08-10-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is there a trick to scrolling from 20 pages ago? So you post and now you're back on the newest page, how do you quickly get back to where you were? Is there some "go back to" link?

It's called the back button Hank. Some IP atty you are. Now excuse me while I remove the white out from my monitor.

Hank Chinaski · 08-10-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It's called the back button Hank. Some IP atty you are. Now excuse me while I remove the white out from my monitor.

TV internet doesn't have that function

str8outavannuys · 08-10-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here is a not so fun question for the Board:

What should a person do if she guaranteed a student loan for her now-ex-husband (less than a year before the divorce, no less) and she finds out today that he has turned deadbeat and is not paying it? The loan is in loss recovery and the person at the bank that I spoke with said that my options are:

1. pay the entire amount now due and they will take it completely off of my credit history (but not the deadbeat's) and then proceed against him

2. settle with them for some lesser amount and it will remain on my credit as a settled debt, and then go after him

3. try to find him and get him to pay up

I spoke with deadbeat's mom, who says he is "between jobs" and gave me his cell number. He (surprise!) didn't answer his cell. I don't think that even if they were inclined to help me (which they might be if convinced by me), his parents could afford to pay it off. I can afford to pay it off if I need to. And it seems to me that I have to do option 1. Anyone care to convince me otherwise? I'll certainly miss that $21k from my savings.

People suck.

Definitely not #1 -- that's the worst case scenario. I'd go with #2 I guess, with the thought at settling for somewhere between $3k-$5k.

str8outavannuys · 08-10-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Two weeks is lots of time to get all your assets offshore. Mr. Man comes from the Isle of Man, no? He must know somebody who can assist.

I doubt it. Otherwise it would be Odd de Man (perhaps abbreviated to Odd'man), or very rarely, Oddman de Man, or Oddmanx.

notcasesensitive · 08-10-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Definitely not #1 -- that's the worst case scenario. I'd go with #2 I guess, with the thought at settling for somewhere between $3k-$5k.

Really? Sebby, you are fired. str8, any interest in taking my case?