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03-16-2005, 02:03 PM
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#3481
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The punctuation in MR's "See, e.g. ABBAKiss" post got me. But I'm not gonna post about it because he might take it personally. I guess I'm a closet Blue Booker.
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I hate it when they take it personally. It's really just a general lament.
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03-16-2005, 02:05 PM
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#3482
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Dear People,
If you're going to return your sex toys, do yourself a favor and avoid embarassment by taking out the batteries first.
BERLIN - An inflatable sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. (I didn't know those dolls had that option - Shifter?)
“Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises,” a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. “They were worried the package might be a bomb.”
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside the life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll’s batteries so the defective product could be returned.
eta the fucking Hank link. Go Sonics!!
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03-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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#3483
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
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I do that.
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03-16-2005, 02:08 PM
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#3484
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Guest
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Am I my brother's keeper?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I hate it when they take it personally. It's really just a general lament.
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It's always business, never personal. You should know that.

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03-16-2005, 02:12 PM
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#3485
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I do that.
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When is the moment wrong?
By the way, my edible candy underpants came in the mail earlier this week. They have 40 calories and 9 carbohydrate grams. No fat and no protien, though I expect we can find some protien somewhere.
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03-16-2005, 02:16 PM
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#3486
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear People,
If you're going to return your sex toys, do yourself a favor and avoid embarassment by taking out the batteries first.
BERLIN - An inflatable sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. (I didn't know those dolls had that option - Shifter?)
“Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises,” a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. “They were worried the package might be a bomb.”
Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside the life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.
Order was restored after the sender removed the doll’s batteries so the defective product could be returned.
eta the fucking Hank link. Go Sonics!!
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Something similar happened to me last week. I came home from work and heard a buzzing sound echoing through the bathroom. I checked the light switches, the exhaust fan, etc., but the buzzing continued. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I assumed it must be coming from a neighboring apartment and let the matter drop, unconcerned.
The next morning in the shower, I picked up my Gillette M3Power and noticed it vibrating, though ever so slightly. It had been running at least all night, it's battery drained, limp. There was no way I was leaving the shower to stumble around, looking for a AAA, so I had to shave vibrationless. Woe!
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03-16-2005, 02:17 PM
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#3487
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When is the moment wrong?
By the way, my edible candy underpants came in the mail earlier this week. They have 40 calories and 9 carbohydrate grams. No fat and no protien, though I expect we can find some protien somewhere.
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Are there Atkins-friendly meat panties?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-16-2005, 02:17 PM
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#3488
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When is the moment wrong?
By the way, my edible candy underpants came in the mail earlier this week. They have 40 calories and 9 carbohydrate grams. No fat and no protien, though I expect we can find some protien somewhere.
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This is no time to count calories.
What flavor?
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03-16-2005, 02:17 PM
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#3489
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It had been running at least all night, it's battery drained, limp.
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sigh.
my call was not all that bad. Canadians are nice.
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03-16-2005, 02:19 PM
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#3490
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Also, if you're going to hold up a store with a banana, make sure that the people you're holding up can't see it's a banana.
Note, though the following sentence doesn't help clear up the matter apparently it was not Robert Downey, Jr. Unless he de-aged:
"Prosecutors at the trial at Southwark Crown Court in London said Downey, a drug addict, hatched his scheme to buy more crack."
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03-16-2005, 02:19 PM
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#3491
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Jacko
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
After the first scare and pay out, I don't get why his handlers didn't scour the earth for child-like looking adults that they could pay. I assume he has several leeches around, and their meal ticket is quite possibly going away.
There are those people with the disease that prevents them from looking mature even though they are. Maybe they did try and that's why it took so long for the second incident to surface.
Unless Michael also needs the kid to be "fresh," but he's so delusional, I'd think they could fake him on that.
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I don't think so. As I said, I think the important thing for him is being able to connect with these kids on his/their level, which is that of an eleven year old. Why would some 35 year old, who looks like a child be an adequate subsitute? They wouldn't have the right mentality. Too mature.
TM
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03-16-2005, 02:21 PM
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#3492
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The punctuation in MR's "See, e.g. ABBAKiss" post got me. But I'm not gonna post about it because he might take it personally. I guess I'm a closet Blue Booker.
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I don't have the time or the inclination to make sure my e-world is properly punctuated.
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03-16-2005, 02:26 PM
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#3493
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Also, if you're going to hold up a store with a banana, make sure that the people you're holding up can't see it's a banana.
Note, though the following sentence doesn't help clear up the matter apparently it was not Robert Downey, Jr. Unless he de-aged:
"Prosecutors at the trial at Southwark Crown Court in London said Downey, a drug addict, hatched his scheme to buy more crack."
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Apparently not Morton Downey Jr. either.
Because he's dead. That unexpected development killed my joke here. Move along.
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03-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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#3494
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Serial Killer Strikes Again
That's really more "spree" killing. How gauche.
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03-16-2005, 02:30 PM
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#3495
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Intervention
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Originally posted by dtb
All I can say is, you best be talking about me, mister, or I'll have to get all 8-Mile on your buttocks.
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Of course I meant you and Spooky, although ncs doesn't like your's.
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