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10-12-2005, 02:21 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
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Were it not for the fact that she had no visiting nephews, I'd be fairly certain my mother wrote in this question. She's constantly calling me and asking me questions like this where I'm torn between the embarassment of answering them and the embarassment of having my mother go ask someone else if I don't provide a satisfactory answer.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-12-2005, 02:23 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Smallball
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Originally posted by dtb
I care about the baseball stuff, and I like her ass. Her legs aren't bad either.
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she over 18 right? How come there's no cellulite?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-12-2005, 02:25 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Believe what you want. But you're as easy as flipping a switch.
I actually had places listed but changed to "best restaurant" to see who would respond with "shallow" comment first - you, RP or Coltrane. Coltrane's been off his game though recently, so you win.
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And what was the name? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-12-2005, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And what was the name? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Olive Garden.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-12-2005, 02:49 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Smallball
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she over 18 right? How come there's no cellulite?
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Cellulite is not necessarily age related. Plenty of youngens have it and plenty of of the over 30 set do not. |
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10-12-2005, 02:53 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Smallball
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Cellulite is not necessarily age related. Plenty of youngens have it and plenty of of the over 30 set do not.
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you keep making these assertions that could be best supported by photographic evidence.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-12-2005, 02:58 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Olive Garden.
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Sad thing is I've been to weddings for which this story is absolutely, completely true, and entirely consistent. |
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10-12-2005, 02:59 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Olive Garden.
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Cool. Thanks. If Thurgreed ever comes to one of our cities to visit we should try and get reservations and take him. Maybe then he would appreciate your posts more.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-12-2005, 03:05 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Sad thing is I've been to weddings for which this story is absolutely, completely true, and entirely consistent.
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You went to Hank's wedding too?!?!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-12-2005, 03:37 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Smallball
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she over 18 right? How come there's no cellulite?
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Airbrushing.
eta - I don't have any cellulite. But then I have my own personal airbrusher who follows me around. Yay for me. |
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10-12-2005, 03:39 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Because you still care - really you do
I am going now with series bets on the ChiSox at +110 and the Astros at +170. The Sox will win tonight, but I'm not sure I want to lay the vig.
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Boogers!
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10-12-2005, 03:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Were it not for the fact that she had no visiting nephews, I'd be fairly certain my mother wrote in this question. She's constantly calling me and asking me questions like this where I'm torn between the embarassment of answering them and the embarassment of having my mother go ask someone else if I don't provide a satisfactory answer.
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Oh, this is such a no brainer. You have to give her a fake answer. Tell her to tell her friends at the next coffee klatch how she and her husband love "hot lunches," which is the hip word for romantic picnics. together. "Its all the rage these days... everyone's into the hot lunch, not just Lawrence and I.”
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10-12-2005, 03:43 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Smallball
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Cellulite is not necessarily age related. Plenty of youngens have it and plenty of of the over 30 set do not.
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Heresy. Everyone past puberty is chock full of it, like radon and Aspartame-related hair cancer. Some just have the asymptomatic invisible kind.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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10-12-2005, 03:57 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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A Story For NFH
NFH,
I know I have mentioned a few times here on the boards (because I am trying to rival str8 for LA name-dropping creds) that INXS has been living in my building, so it should come as no surprise that Mister J.D. Fortune is now a resident as well (slumming it in LA instead of the Hollywood Hills mansion that CBS was paying for during the show). I ran into him on the elevator last night as I was coming home from a long day of work. He was picking up the masseuse who was arriving at the building to give him a massage, because he's been working quite hard lately, or so he said.
Should I have gotten her card so that I could be rubbed down by the same person who massaged Mister J.D. Fortune, or would that have been inappropriate? I could have really used a massage last night. Too forward to show up at his door in my robe when his massage was over?
TIA!
ncs
Ps. For the reality tv star portion of our "celebrity" height chart, he is about 5'10" (maybe 5'11") and more slight-of-build than I would have expected.
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10-12-2005, 03:58 PM
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#3540
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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A Story For NFH
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Mister J.D. Fortune
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Who is this?
I am the most famous person living in my building and will gladly share my massuese with you, pretty lady. |
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