Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This phrase is almost as universally appropriate of a response as "Whiff." I will never ever tire of it.

That's why it is so hot.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
I require 3 months of consistent dating including many nice restaurant dates (entrees ~ $30 + >$60 bottle of wine) and presents and long discussions about who you are, what your life has been like and where you want your life to be in a few years, etc. During that 3 month period, I will let you feel my awesome breasts and maybe even suck them if I am in the mood. You can also rub my cooter through my clothes. I will rub yours through your clothes for about 2 strokes but that is it.

If after 3 months you haven't done anything to displease me, then you can see me naked. Timeline from that point on all depends on how much favor you curry with me.

Man must be attractive, extremely intelligent, in good shape, very well educated, have a sense of humor that comports with mine, and financially successful to qualify for this 3 month trial period. If you do not meet these criteria, you will not even be looked at twice by me as a potential b/f. I may be your friend if you are funny, though.

O.K., I'll just say it so we can get it over with and move on.

That is so hot.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Monstrosity
Kiwi glowworm

Chartreuse.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., I'll just say it so we can get it over with and move on.

That is so hot.

I forgot to mention, I don't do anal and no sex when I am on my period.

[Monstrosity]

Originally posted by Not Me
Chartreuse.

SS was talking about the country, not a color.

[Not Me]

If they weren't members of the coalition, I would mock them heartily for this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3666541.stm

• Pop star George Michael has been named the most played artist on British radio over the past 20 years.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Not Me
I forgot to mention, I don't do anal and no sex when I am on my period.

That, combined with your list of "rules" is why you are still single and trolling internet forums, posting your criteria, looking for mates.

You need to loosen up that sphincter, baby.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That, combined with your list of "rules" is why you are still single and trolling internet forums, posting your criteria, looking for mates.

You need to loosen up that sphincter, baby.

I am not single and will be wed this summer. If trolling internet forums was the sign of a single person, how do you explain that far more people on this forum are married (or at least claim to be) than are single? I would say that trolling internet forums is a sign one is married and bored by said marriage.

My b/f travels quite a bit and that explains my presence here. What do the married people, like you, attribute your presence here to? No need to answer. I know the answer.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This reminds me - was Atticus defenstrated too?

Nope. Just nothing to add on today's topics. Never had LASIK, and if you think I'm going to Google "spooge volume" on a work computer, you're nuttier than a Thai relish.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
from realityblurred: Jenny says, "Trish is the type of woman that makes all of your other relationships in life suffer."

Is that because after meeting Trish you look at your friends and think, "This person isn't a hot, slutty brunette. This person is a moralizing shrew who doesn't have my true interests in mind"? I could see how that would make at least one of your other relationships suffer.

Granted, I've not seen this version (or really any version) of the Bachelor. But I do seem to remember reading that Bachelorette Meredith went for Mr. Hunky over Mr. Safe. Why can't the guy choose Ms. Sexy over Ms. Second? And if the guy is a backup QB and a player, why would anyone be surprised that he would chose Ms. Sexy?

For the record, I've just seen a picture of Trish. I'm assuming she's sexy and not just attractive.

[NotFromHere]

Son of a bitch. Because I'm at work and have been for 3 straight days, I did not get to watch AI this week. Yet. Thank you all for your scintillating reviews re: gloria estefan night. That said, I flip on MSNBC to see if anything is going on in the world and the bastards name the loser this week. No need for spoiler space needed as I can't make any comment other than - THOSE SONS OF BITCHES AT MSNBC SHOULD KNOW THAT NOT EVERYONE GETS HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT. And that if I wanted to know who the hell won, I would have fucking watched it.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Not Me
What do the married people, like you, attribute your presence here to? No need to answer. I know the answer.

No free time during hours during which real life people are around combined with a rediculously small need for sleep.

[barely_legal]

SPOILER



Holy Shit! Whoever pointed out that the person in my avatar always gets voted off was right! This is a very serious power I've been given and I have to be careful to only use it for good and never for evil. So who's next? Jasmine? Diana? Fantasia? There are so many people who kind of annoy me but who I don't actually hate that it's hard to decide.

I will also be accepting bribes so if there's anyone in the competition that you REALLY want to see kicked off, and it's worth something to you (like a box of junior mints or maybe something involving miles of chocolate) then PM me!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by barely_legal
SPOILER



Holy Shit! Whoever pointed out that the person in my avatar always gets voted off was right! This is a very serious power I've been given and I have to be careful to only use it for good and never for evil. So who's next? Jasmine? Diana? Fantasia? There are so many people who kind of annoy me but who I don't actually hate that it's hard to decide.

I will also be accepting bribes so if there's anyone in the competition that you REALLY want to see kicked off, and it's worth something to you (like a box of junior mints or maybe something involving miles of chocolate) then PM me!

I am intrigued. Does this vast power function outside of the realm of AI?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's funnier when Paigow does this, and even then it's not funny.

You probably don't smoke weed OR pull wool.

Memo to Coltrane:

I am not the only one who thinks you are a post frat meathead.

And it was very funny.