» Site Navigation |
|
|
|
» Online Users: 688 |
| 0 members and 688 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 4,499, 10-26-2015 at 08:55 AM. |
|
 |
|
03-16-2005, 03:39 PM
|
#3571
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ettiquette Tip #23:
If you are having me, or anyone else, over for dinner, drinks, etc.. Have hard alcohol available. I enjoy the beer. I like the champagne. I will tolerate the wine. But none, not a one of them get me where I need, and have the right, to be. That you don't drink liquor does not excuse you from buying it for others. Its simple common courtesy. I'm not drinking because I like the fucking taste. Get me the shit I need to reach cruising altitude or don't invite me. Tell me in advance. I'll bring my own bottle.
|
Just an FYI, I feel the same way about candied ginger. It's common courtesy to have it on hand. |
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:39 PM
|
#3572
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ettiquette Tip #23:
If you are having me, or anyone else, over for dinner, drinks, etc.. Have hard alcohol available. I enjoy the beer. I like the champagne. I will tolerate the wine. But none, not a one of them get me where I need, and have the right, to be. That you don't drink liquor does not excuse you from buying it for others. Its simple common courtesy. I'm not drinking because I like the fucking taste. Get me the shit I need to reach cruising altitude or don't invite me. Tell me in advance. I'll bring my own bottle.
|
Do we have to have scotch? B/c I only have Jack and vodka.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:39 PM
|
#3573
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ettiquette Tip #23:
If you are having me, or anyone else, over for dinner, drinks, etc.. Have hard alcohol available. I enjoy the beer. I like the champagne. I will tolerate the wine. But none, not a one of them get me where I need, and have the right, to be. That you don't drink liquor does not excuse you from buying it for others. Its simple common courtesy. I'm not drinking because I like the fucking taste. Get me the shit I need to reach cruising altitude or don't invite me. Tell me in advance. I'll bring my own bottle.
|
I may forward this, anonymously, to a friend who is considering, for budget reasons, serving only beer & wine at her wedding reception. |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:39 PM
|
#3574
|
|
No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I will be happy to hold an interactive 8 hour workshop to show you how it's done.
|
That would be great. But Slave says that I'm afraid of you people, so I guess I'll have to manage on my own.
Beer just makes me pee. A lot. Really a lot. And I have a small capacity for liquid volume. I like beer, I just can't drink it all day.
At a former firm, one of the partners made Irish Coffees at lunch, effectively shutting the place down for the rest of the day.
__________________
Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:40 PM
|
#3575
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
1) Fado is hardly a "respectable Irish bar".
|
2.
Although the two times I've been there, the entire staff was Irish.
Apparently all of the fixtures are imported from Ireland.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:41 PM
|
#3576
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
|
Avatars
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you picking up RT's "Things I Have Learned the Hard Way, So You Don't Have To" series?
|
Is there another way?
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:41 PM
|
#3577
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ettiquette Tip #23:
If you are having me, or anyone else, over for dinner, drinks, etc.. Have [soy milk] available. I enjoy the beer. I like the champagne. I will tolerate the wine. But none, not a one of them get me where I need, and have the right, to be. That you don't drink [soy milk] does not excuse you from buying it for others. Its simple common courtesy. I'm not drinking because I like the fucking taste. Get me the shit I need to reach cruising altitude or don't invite me. Tell me in advance. I'll bring my own bottle.
|
Pussy.
(ok, that's enough. back to homespun virtue.) |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:42 PM
|
#3578
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
Avatars
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is there another way?
|
yes -- reading the tips. JESUS.
This would be you learning the hard way not to be a moron. |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:42 PM
|
#3579
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
That would be great. But Slave says that I'm afraid of you people, so I guess I'll have to manage on my own.
Beer just makes me pee. A lot. Really a lot. And I have a small capacity for liquid volume. I like beer, I just can't drink it all day.
At a former firm, one of the partners made Irish Coffees at lunch, effectively shutting the place down for the rest of the day.
|
Small bladders are sexy.
__________________
I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#3580
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do we have to have scotch? B/c I only have Jack and vodka.
|
Ouzo here. |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#3581
|
|
Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ettiquette Tip #23:
If you are having me, or anyone else, over for dinner, drinks, etc.. Have hard alcohol available. I enjoy the beer. I like the champagne. I will tolerate the wine. But none, not a one of them get me where I need, and have the right, to be. That you don't drink liquor does not excuse you from buying it for others. Its simple common courtesy. I'm not drinking because I like the fucking taste. Get me the shit I need to reach cruising altitude or don't invite me. Tell me in advance. I'll bring my own bottle.
|
Noted. I need to have a party soon so I can restock my bar. I'm running dangerously low on vodka and gin.
__________________
"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:43 PM
|
#3582
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I may forward this, anonymously, to a friend who is considering, for budget reasons, serving only beer & wine at her wedding reception.
|
I hope you are in the wedding, since the other way to keep to a budget is to trim the guest list. |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:44 PM
|
#3583
|
|
No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
1) Fado is hardly a "respectable Irish bar".
2) If you think Guinness tastes like asphalt, it is probably best that you stay home.
3) O'Reilly's at 2pm.
|
Granted, but the Irish guys felt compelled to drag me there when we couldn't get into Kells. I ordered a Corona once just to be an asshole. I couldn't even imagine why they would even have Corona.
But yes, what Coltrane said. Full of Irish people.
__________________
Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
|
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:45 PM
|
#3584
|
|
Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
|
BEER TIMMY
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Look, my puncutation may be random and my inner grammarian woefully repressed, but I know how to spell GUINNESS.
Two NNs people. Two NNs.
|
So 4 N's total?
PS. I knew this. See prior page of posts. Yay me.
PPS. I've mentioned this before, but for all you stout drinkers, try Young's Double Chocolate sometime. That would make some excellent beer bread. Hmm. I'll have to try that out. |
|
|
|
|
03-16-2005, 03:46 PM
|
#3585
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
|
St. Patricks Day
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do we have to have scotch? B/c I only have Jack and vodka.
|
Anything works except tequila and Irish or Canadian whiskey.
__________________
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
