Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 240

Hank Chinaski · 10-12-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
This, however, is why they must be killed:

Each child's name begins with the letter "J":

Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1

I would make a comment about how the dad being named Jim Bob makes the rest of the story inevitable, but I've promised to really be nicer to SS the rest of the year.

Hank Chinaski · 10-12-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fashion advice for Ashton Kucher. A fedora does not look good on you.

It was a Jewish ceremony. He had to wear head covering, and there are no reliable yamulka sources in Wyoming.

NotFromHere · 10-12-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It was a Jewish ceremony. He had to wear head covering, and there are no reliable yamulka sources in Wyoming.

Beverly Hills is in Wyoming? Who knew?
I have it on good authority that there are more than a few fairly nice jewish shops he could have gone to in BH.

Mr. Man · 10-12-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
13 bags amounting to less than an 8 ball?

Talk about residue.

Yes, but don't forget about the MSRP street value of $100. The authorities could reduce highs better by going after anyone with $30 worth of Hydroxycut.

NotFromHere · 10-12-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Yes, but don't forget about the MSRP street value of $100. The authorities could reduce highs better by going after anyone with $30 worth of Hydroxycut.

I thought the war was on pornography?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-12-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This reminds me of the time I was packing up my apartment to move and I found a bag of cocaine hidden behind aspirin or whatever in my medicine cabinet. I assume one of my friends hid it there at some point during a party and then forgot about it (there are a few suspects). They probably thought it was a pretty safe spot at the time, since I didn't generally partake. I found it a suitable home and never determined who left it there. Glad I didn't call the police to report a theft of the contents of my medicine cabinet in the interim.

Is this the most boring post ever about cocaine? Can I get a ruling?

No, those generally begin with, "This one time, I did a pile of rails..." They inevitably end with "I think I [insert activity] at 5 am... Or maybe I was sitting on a couch, gnawing my remote control, rolodexing my skull for the number of a friend with Adavan, cursing my life... asking the Big Questions... or, The Big Question - WHY?"

But then, isn't that the mystery of blow in one word? As soon as it wears off, all you have is "Why?"

And maybe herpes.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-12-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fashion advice for Ashton Kucher. A fedora does not look good on you.

And Demi, Demi, Demi....white? Really?

I correct my earlier post about The Big Why? This is a huge, hulking, three story on fire "WHY?"

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-12-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As soon as it wears off, all you have is "Why?" And maybe herpes.

I may actually have to K race next time around, so this can be the new board motto.

Hank Chinaski · 10-12-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Beverly Hills is in Wyoming? Who knew?
I have it on good authority that there are more than a few fairly nice jewish shops he could have gone to in BH.

I would like to atone for all the mean responses i have made at you in the past year. Also, and while I am not sure if Jews need to apologize when they are mean only in their heads, but I want to atone to you for what I almost posted in response to your post here.

Mazel tov!

Mr. Man · 10-12-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I thought the war was on pornography?

The "war" on drugs, sex, homosexuality and pornography are actually mere battles in the overarching right wing War on Fun.

Turns out people get jealous that others have interests not involving their zombie-like religious values and prefer to drag everyone else into their Kool Aid world rather than get a life of their own.*

*Disclaimer: Such statement does not necessarily represent the views of the owner, and therefore shall not be deemed an admission for the purposes of monitoring by the FBI or any Deity.

Hank Chinaski · 10-12-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
The "war" on drugs, sex, homosexuality and pornography are actually mere battles in the overarching right wing War on Fun.

Turns out people get jealous that others have interests not involving their zombie-like religious values and prefer to drag everyone else into their Kool Aid world rather than get a life of their own.*

*Disclaimer: Such statement does not necessarily represent the views of the owner, and therefore shall not be deemed an admission for the purposes of monitoring by the FBI or any Deity.

I think nfh's bigger question, the one keeping em up at night worrying, is
"Is the right wing cool with men pretending to be ladies on anon chat boards?"

Penske_Account · 10-12-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If this is the first step in you going for a 25-fecta........ ixnay. that kind of backfired on me.

Kinda? RT took you to the woodshed and back. In a bad way. No reacharound way.

Penske_Account · 10-12-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think nfh's bigger question, the one keeping em up at night worrying, is
"Is the right wing cool with men pretending to be ladies on anon chat boards?"

Yes.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-12-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I would like to atone for all the mean responses i have made at you in the past year. Also, and while I am not sure if Jews need to apologize when they are mean only in their heads, but I want to atone to you for what I almost posted in response to your post here.

Mazel tov!

You should speak to God as much as possible. He's about the only being who could possibly understand wtf that sentence was supposed to mean.

Penske_Account · 10-12-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You should speak to God as much as possible. He's about the only being who could possibly understand wtf that sentence was supposed to mean.

god is not too happy with hank after last night's stunt on the board. There is only so much foregiveness to be had.