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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
The "war" on drugs, sex, homosexuality and pornography are actually mere battles in the overarching right wing War on Fun.

Turns out people get jealous that others have interests not involving their zombie-like religious values and prefer to drag everyone else into their Kool Aid world rather than get a life of their own.*

*Disclaimer: Such statement does not necessarily represent the views of the owner, and therefore shall not be deemed an admission for the purposes of monitoring by the FBI or any Deity.

Yeh, but you have to be a real King Shmuck to geet nabbed in the War on Fun these days. Everything's de facto legal if you just know how to hide it. Its just the douchebags who have to smoke that extra joint while walking into the concert who wind up getting snagged in the net.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but you have to be a real King Shmuck to geet nabbed in the War on Fun these days. Everything's de facto legal if you just know how to hide it. Its just the douchebags who have to smoke that extra joint while walking into the concert who wind up getting snagged in the net.

Hey, Hank's not a douchebag! It wasn't his fault. Shifty told him it was a clove cigarette.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but you have to be a real King Shmuck to geet nabbed in the War on Fun these days. Everything's de facto legal if you just know how to hide it. Its just the douchebags who have to smoke that extra joint while walking into the concert who wind up getting snagged in the net.

Tis true. It was more a plank in my developing political platform. Now that I think about it, you imply correctly that the war may be the better way, as it culls the amateur and social users from the herd (ie, demand side). Unfortunately it also nets an unlucky celeb from time to time.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
The "war" on drugs, sex, homosexuality and pornography are actually mere battles in the overarching right wing War on Fun.

I'm sure ncs is cool with the drugs, sex, and pornography part, but are you sure she's down with the "homosexuality is fun" part? If not, you might give Fringey a call. She's all about the MFM.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm sure ncs is cool with the drugs, sex, and pornography part, but are you sure she's down with the "homosexuality is fun" part? If not, you might give Fringey a call. She's all about the MFM.

To the sadness of some, I operate in a mere subset of the Venn diagram of fun.

Thanks for the "heads up" regarding Fringey. A few more things make sense now about our most recent trip to WeHo.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
To the sadness of some, I operate in a mere subset of the Venn diagram of fun.

Thanks for the "heads up" regarding Fringey. A few more things make sense now about our most recent trip to WeHo.

Ahh, another goddam straightedger. Guess you could always get wit Sunny.

And speaking of gayness, Mould in 3 hours. None of this techno shit; I expect my ears to leave bloodstains on the pillow tonight.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Kinda? RT took you to the woodshed and back. In a bad way. No reacharound way.

Worse. My Cape Cod post on NE was a legit substnative reach out to anne Elk. I reaped what I sowed, and what YOU taught.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You should speak to God as much as possible. He's about the only being who could possibly understand wtf that sentence was supposed to mean.

This is like Jagger, Satanic Majesty's in the can, calling Lennon and saying Magical Mystery Tour points to too much acid in the Beatle camp.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I expect to leave bloodstains on the pillow tonight.

Bloodstains? You are going lubeless? I hope you are at least going to get a reacharound.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Bloodstains? You are going lubeless? I hope you are at least going to get a reacharound.

You sleep with your ass on the pillow? Wait, don't answer that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Worse. My Cape Cod post on NE was a legit substnative reach out to anne Elk. I reaped what I sowed, and what YOU taught.

My teachings are meant as an example of how NOT to win friends and influence people. An example of "bad choices". This you knew not?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You sleep with your ass on the pillow? Wait, don't answer that.

My arse, my head, what's the difference?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
My arse, my head, what's the difference?

your teeth can scrape? no offense.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your teeth can scrape? no offense.

Yes, I didn't realise the phottoshopping jewess had such sensitive nipples. I will be more careful next time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, I didn't realise the phottoshopping jewess had such sensitive nipples. I will be more careful next time.

not.

Proof? i heard you can't go unless the girl has man hands. At least that's what fringey told me you gave her as an excuse.