Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04 - Page 246

Not Me · 05-28-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Being a creation of science, I bought a research dvd. In the particular instance I witnessed, the first penetration was done with the male lying on his back with the female on the male, her back to his chest. The second male then approached from above. No special equipment was used - he just kind of pushed it in.

Was there a tearing sound? What was the expression on the woman's face during the insertion?

Gattigap · 05-28-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Was there a tearing sound?

I'd imagine that the soundtrack took care of that. Thank God for the skills of that USC drop-out doing the sound editing, no?

Shape Shifter · 05-28-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'd imagine that the soundtrack took care of that. Thank God for the skills of that USC drop-out doing the sound editing, no?

The research was conducted and filmed in Europe with subjects mostly from Eastern Europe. Then it was dubbed into English. Who does porn voiceovers? Str8? You can also select versions dubbed into French and Italian. I found it interesting that there is a different soundtrack for each language. Music is apparently culture-specific. Double anal is universal.

SlaveNoMore · 05-28-2004, 02:17 PM

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Shape Shifter
The research was conducted and filmed in Europe with subjects mostly from Eastern Europe. Then it was dubbed into English. Who does porn voiceovers? Str8? You can also select versions dubbed into French and Italian. I found it interesting that there is a different soundtrack for each language. Music is apparently culture-specific. Double anal is universal.

This is fine and well and all, but this clearly was NOT the research project I assigned you.

taxwonk · 05-28-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This is fine and well and all, but this clearly was NOT the research project I assigned you.

Sometimes pure research is its own reward.

Gattigap · 05-28-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This is fine and well and all, but this clearly was NOT the research project I assigned you.

Shepardizing sometimes leads one into the most unlikely of places.

Dualit · 05-28-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think there are some more acts here for ACL:

[Long list of acts]

I am so uncool. I have never hear of any of these acts.

BTW, yes, I've done the anal thing, but I figured all y'all already knew. [I would have responded to the poll earlier, but I've actually been berry, berry busy and have not been reading the boards.]

Shape Shifter · 05-28-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This is fine and well and all, but this clearly was NOT the research project I assigned you.

Check your inbox. I sent out the blacklined atm memo this morning.

notcasesensitive · 05-28-2004, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Joss Whedon showed up as a surprise to a friend of mine's birthday party. I think he was just going to stop at the restaurant for a few minutes to say happy birthday, but he ended up joining the party. We ended up bar hopping and then back in someone's hotel suite. He and I took charge of raiding the mini bar, and he made me his test subject for a variety of mixed drinks involving Snapple.

Did he make you an ice pick?

SlaveNoMore · 05-28-2004, 02:30 PM

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Shape Shifter
Check your inbox. I sent out the blacklined atm memo this morning.

ATM????

I said "ATF"

You know, as in Waco. Ruby Ridge. Jack-booted thugs. Atticus_Grinch.

I'm sorry Mr. Shifter, but the Memorial Day Coors Lite-sponsored BBQ with the Twins, the Wet T-shirt contest and the Girls-Gone-Wild Slip-n-Slide will have to wait until next year.

Dualit · 05-28-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Anyone else weirdly proud of a minor celeb encounter? Bonus points if you peed on them, or were asked to.

I tricked with this guy years ago.

ltl/fb · 05-28-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm sorry Mr. Shifter, but the Memorial Day Coors Lite-sponsored BBQ with the Twins and the Slip-n-Slide will have to wait until next year.

Ah -- it appears you were keeping that double anal research for yourself. Are the twins going to be wearing matching or contrasting strap-ons when they slip n slide into your already well-used back passage?

eta "research"

Shape Shifter · 05-28-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
ATM????

I said "ATF"

You know, as in Waco. Ruby Ridge. Jack-booted thugs. Atticus_Grinch.

I'm sorry Mr. Shifter, but the Memorial Day Coors Lite-sponsored BBQ with the Twins, the Wet T-shirt contest and the Girls-Gone-Wild Slip-n-Slide will have to wait until next year.

Great. Another holiday weekend shot with this non-billable shit. Anybody know a headhunter who's still in business?

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-28-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Great. Another holiday weekend shot with this non-billable shit.

Slave never said he wasn't going to find a way to bill it.

Tyrone Slothrop · 05-28-2004, 02:48 PM

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