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04-29-2004, 03:13 PM
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#3721
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Chicks, Chicks, Chicks & Dough
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Originally posted by Berry Hunter
Melania Knauss (picture omitted) looks too much like Jennifer Love Hewitt to be really attractive, especially since she doesn't have quite the giant rack that JLH does.
Jennie Finch, with little effort, could look exactly like RuPaul. She's not beautiful, but is not bad looking, and is even fairly hot in a Jenna Jameson porn star kind of way. Still, how the hell did she ever beat Kournikova in that ESPN hottest female athlete poll?
Halle Berry being back on the market is a very good thing. Forgive her Durst dalliances and rejoice in her free agency.
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People's 50 hottest list is total bullshit. I wouldn't give up a bar stool to meet that softball chick. The put in loads of "feel good" favorites so the everyman can think he/she is hot. You want to see hot? Check out Vogue or W or Victoria's Secret. Hell, it was all I could do to not TCB when I looked at the models in the Neiman's catalog last week. My wife has a W with some spread of Kate Moss that's basically soft core porn.
Kidman is a great actress, but she's nnot hot. Not at all. Even in Eyes Wide Shut, she still didn't turn me on one bit.
The chick on the Bachelor is supposed to be approachable. She's the fantasy of normal people. You can't put some Euro-uber-model in there. It'd be too contrived.
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04-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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#3722
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Chicks, Chicks, Chicks & Dough
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Originally posted by Berry Hunter
She's not beautiful, but is not bad looking, and is even fairly hot in a Jenna Jameson porn star kind of way. Still, how the hell did she ever beat Kournikova in that ESPN hottest female athlete poll?
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Yes.
But Jennie is hot for a softball player, which is like saying a girl is hot for an Omega Moo.
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04-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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#3723
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Diss" is another word that I have never (non-ironically) used in conversation. Ever. Ditto with "phat".
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I would never use "ditto"
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04-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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#3724
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by purse junkie
The Olsen twins?! They looked like frogs as babies. They looked like frogs as tots. They looked like frogs as just-into-their-teens. Now, they look like really well made up, really expensively dressed frogs. Color 'em green and I swear they look at home on a lily pad.
Someone end this horrid publicity machine!
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And yet, I'd be the baloney any day...
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04-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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movie recommendation
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Originally posted by Beauty
The only thing holding me back is that I hate Jim Carrey with the fire of a thousand suns. But if you generally feel the same way, maybe I should check it out.
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I hate him too (except in dumb n dumber). He's not over the top at all in Spotless. He's actually pretty good.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-29-2004, 03:17 PM
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#3726
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I am beyond a rank!
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And yet, I'd be the baloney any day...
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Trust me, you already are.
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04-29-2004, 03:18 PM
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AI
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Skeet is spunk. When they say she "skeet so much," they mean that she likes facials.
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ABBA - this topic seems to be haunting you lately, eh?
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04-29-2004, 03:20 PM
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And yet, I'd be the baloney any day...
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They're froggy hot?
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04-29-2004, 03:20 PM
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General Comment
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
As a general comment, from the GA's I've met, I have to say we all are quite the above average looking group of people*. Thus, I have come up with a hypothesis:
The GAs who know other GAs IRL are comfortable enough with their looks/personality to mingle in society and think their IRL personality and looks backs up their board personas. Those who aren't out with anyone must therefore be the ugly lawyers who go to the internet to pretend that they look the rest of us hot GAs.
*this includes Paigow, who I've met IRL.
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04-29-2004, 03:20 PM
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"Diss" is another word that I have never (non-ironically) used in conversation. Ever. Ditto with "phat".
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What about hella?
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04-29-2004, 03:20 PM
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AI
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
ABBA - this topic seems to be haunting you lately, eh?
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Look, MR, sometimes people's pores just get clogged and they need the facial. Maybe she went on a tropical vacation and burned her face and the dead skin is looking bad. Maybe she's pregnant. Are you really one to judge? I don't think so.
ABBA, honey, you get all the facials you want. Sometimes if you get a package of 6 or 12 you get a discount.
And I think you are a spunky gal. Spunky like Punky Brewster. Perhaps MR knows you IRL and you really aren't, but you sure seem like it on here.
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04-29-2004, 03:22 PM
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#3732
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Chicks, Chicks, Chicks & Dough
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes.
But Jennie is hot for a softball player, which is like saying a girl is hot for an Omega Moo.
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Its a "best of the worst" consolation prize.
I occasionally read old Peoples at the gym. It might be the stupidest thing ever printed.
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04-29-2004, 03:24 PM
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#3733
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Trust me, you already are.
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High and outside. Giving the catcher a workout.
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04-29-2004, 03:25 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Not beautiful, even on the inside
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
People's 50 most beautiful is even more of a joke this days:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html
A-Rod: not beautiful
Kwame: not beautiful
Jennie the softball babe: not beautiful
Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey: not beautiful
There's no denying these peopel are good looking, but not in the same world as Brad Pitt, Halle Berry etc. I think Nicole Kidman is a toss-up, possibly because we have the same large forehead (th exact same - it's uncanny), which I see as ugly. And Hugh Jackman is also a toss-up.
oh and Dale Earnhart - definitely not beautiful. He would make the 50 most weird-looking list, if there was one.
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I saw Hugh Jackman in a diner/restaurant (Bubbe's!) a few weeks ago, and he's definitely good looking (way better than average), but I wouldn't call him one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world. However, his appearances on camera do not make him look better than he looks in real life. He's no Brad Pitt (or no hunky-horse-trainer-who-may-be-gay).
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04-29-2004, 03:26 PM
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#3735
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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AI
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
ABBA - this topic seems to be haunting you lately, eh?
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Yeah, I gotta clean up my fac....I mean, rep.
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