Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.

Cite, please, cite?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Having never clicked the link, Gatti's post was helpful to me because it mentioned how well the Audi drivers seem to do also. Of course I knew from my epirical study with a sample size of 1 that this was the case. Carry on.

1 couple or 1 person?

[john123]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Third Rule?

Don't reply to trolls, I believe, but I'll consult the manual to confirm.

Whiff!

The third rule of the Board is if you meet another board member IRL and someone yells 'stop', goes limp*, taps out, the deposition is over.

*apologies to Slave, but Paigow kissed and told.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Cite, please.

Oh, this news is so fresh it's not on the internet yet. Sorry.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That would look really nice on you. What do you pla to put in the pockets? The underpants you removed when changing from your work clothes into the kilt?

That kilt has "casual Friday" written all over it.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.

cite please

[john123]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
cite please

Look here.

[NotFromHere]

Marilyn Manson to play Jesus in upcoming movie.

Yep. Looks just like him.
The shock rocker — whose controversial lyrics and stage antics have made him the target of some Christian groups — is being tapped to play Christ in an upcoming film "Diamond Dead." It’s a dark comedy about a rock band that makes a deal with the devil and — according to an excerpt of the script posted on line — in the film, Jesus smokes pot.

And reports from Suicide Girls.com says that Courtney love is going to do a reality show. Can't imagine what it would be -she's already been on the Osbornes and sucked. Maybe they'll leave her on an island and she'll have to be the sole survivor. Maybe they'll follow her around in rehab while she smokes and flashes people. Nah. Been done. But I can't imagine a situation where her life would be the least bit interesting as a reality show.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4946313/

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Another dumb MSNBC link about Marllyn Manson

Apparently this wasn't working out for him: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip...nson/onion.htm

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by john123
Whiff!

The third rule of the Board is if you meet another board member IRL and someone yells 'stop', goes limp*, taps out, the deposition is over.

*apologies to Slave, but Paigow kissed and told.

I cannot tell a lie, apparently the fifth time was not the charm, you hackass piker.

On the other hand, not that certain people are Cialis-worthy, but today's depos are neverending.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by Slave Once Again
I cannot tell a lie, apparently the fifth time was not the charm, you hackass piker.

On the other hand, not that certain people are Cialis-worthy, but today's depos are neverending.

I have been a'wassailing from the lofts of the W to the underbelly of the Bowery with this young Slave fellow, and you sir, are not he.

You are a sham, sir. A ruse. A scam.

And I do not like the cut of your jib.

[The Dryer Thread]

They are making me permanantly depressed.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" last night and they had this woman on who had 38 III boobs. They were the boobs that ate new york city - the biggest boobs in the universe. She was kind of short so it looked like they literally hung down to her knees when she didn't have a bra on.

Now here is the interesting part. She was going to have a reduction because she had all kinds of health problems. The reason she had put it off for so long was that she was terrified of surgery. Her husband (they were kind of simple folk, and he was really really sweet, so don't get the wrong idea) said something like "to be honest, I'm against breast reductions in any circumstance. I'm a boob guy. But I've enjoyed them for 23 years, and she's in pain, so now it's her turn".

This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.

So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" last night and they had this woman on who had 38 III boobs. They were the boobs that ate new york city - the biggest boobs in the universe. She was kind of short so it looked like they literally hung down to her knees when she didn't have a bra on.

Now here is the interesting part. She was going to have a reduction because she had all kinds of health problems. The reason she had put it off for so long was that she was terrified of surgery. Her husband (they were kind of simple folk, and he was really really sweet, so don't get the wrong idea) said something like "to be honest, I'm against breast reductions in any circumstance. I'm a boob guy. But I've enjoyed them for 23 years, and she's in pain, so now it's her turn".

This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.

So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.

Can we get a cite or example?

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.

So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

Quite frankly, anything above D would likely be unattractive to me. I prefer the B+ to C range. Regardless, if they hurt my wife yet she felt a need to keep them to please me I'd enroll her in some self-worth counseling.