The Spanky Show

Originally posted by Spanky
There used to be days when the politics board seemed to be only me Sidd and T-Rex. Now people are posting so fast I can hardly keep up. Let alone post.

I do not know who Rex is, but that is why this place is our sanctuary.

Originally posted by Spanky
The only time my cats deficate in the house is when I go on long trips. They are strategically placed depending on how angry they are.

Did spanky just say "deficate"[sic]?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do not know who Rex is, but that is why this place is our sanctuary.

Exactly. No haters are welcome. This is the anti-fu land.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did spanky just say "deficate"[sic]?

Yes. *Sigh* Sanctuary no more.

[sic]

Did Paigow just use "[sic]"?

Originally posted by Spanky
I wish it were that easy. A house sitter just makes them angry. Except for Squishy the other cats won't even appear when there are strangers around.

What is wrong with your cats? Ltl?

Originally posted by Spanky
I hate to disapoint you but I am a member of Phi Delta Theta - part of the Miami triad. Lived in the Fraternity house for two years.

What are your thoughts on fraternity that paint deli logos on their hallway walls? Shit or not?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are your thoughts on fraternity that paint deli logos on their hallway walls? Shit or not?

STP! STP!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are your thoughts on fraternity that paint deli logos on their hallway walls? Shit or not?

Decorating with someone else's advertising is Not Classy. This includes both giant antique Pernod subway posters and wearing Nike exerciseware. I say, "shit."

Of course, this observation requires a level of classiness we cannot expect from a fraternity (i.e., a group of people who pay a third party in order to be friends with each other (see also, Penske refusing to contribute $$ to the LT boards)).

OTOH, what was the deli? Was it a Jewish fraternity? Did some aspect of the logo look like boobies when the observer is drunk and too close to the wall? Was it a witty double entendre like "World Famous Bud's"? Maybe there are mitigating factors and I'm being hasty in judgment.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I do not know who Rex is, but that is why this place is our sanctuary.

T-Rex is Tyrone.

[Porkchop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Decorating with someone else's advertising is Not Classy. This includes both giant antique Pernod subway posters and wearing Nike exerciseware. I say, "shit."

Of course, this observation requires a level of classiness we cannot expect from a fraternity (i.e., a group of people who pay a third party in order to be friends with each other (see also, Penske refusing to contribute $$ to the LT boards)).

OTOH, what was the deli? Was it a Jewish fraternity? Did some aspect of the logo look like boobies when the observer is drunk and too close to the wall? Maybe I'm being hasty.

Harley Davidson stuff is cool, though, right?

Originally posted by Gattigap
Yes. *Sigh* Sanctuary no more.



Did Paigow just use "[sic]"?

I couldnt let you people think I did not know how to spell Defecate (which should always be capitalized, right Atticus?)

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Decorating with someone else's advertising is Not Classy. This includes both giant antique Pernod subway posters and wearing Nike exerciseware. I say, "shit."

Of course, this observation requires a level of classiness we cannot expect from a fraternity (i.e., a group of people who pay a third party in order to be friends with each other (see also, Penske refusing to contribute $$ to the LT boards)).

OTOH, what was the deli? Was it a Jewish fraternity? Did some aspect of the logo look like boobies when the observer is drunk and too close to the wall? Was it a witty double entendre like "World Famous Bud's"? Maybe there are mitigating factors and I'm being hasty in judgment.

Find me a double entendre in WaWa

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Decorating with someone else's advertising is Not Classy. This includes both giant antique Pernod subway posters and wearing Nike exerciseware. I say, "shit."

Of course, this observation requires a level of classiness we cannot expect from a fraternity (i.e., a group of people who pay a third party in order to be friends with each other (see also, Penske refusing to contribute $$ to the LT boards)).

OTOH, what was the deli? Was it a Jewish fraternity? Did some aspect of the logo look like boobies when the observer is drunk and too close to the wall? Was it a witty double entendre like "World Famous Bud's"? Maybe there are mitigating factors and I'm being hasty in judgment.

This is, and I say it with the utmost sincerity, your best material. So good I reread it and LOLed both times. I would like to thank you for bringing your best material to the Spanky show. This should be the standard we aspire to.

You make a very valid point in your final paragraph. Maybe the logo included two slices of that processed meat that is sort of vaginaish in color with the pimentos(?) in it, cut into circles with one pimento in the center of each slice, so they looked like tits? Or maybe just one piece, with the pimento high and in the center, to give the image of a sebby eye view of the vagina? (Not that any fraternity boy could find a clit even if it was attached to the tap of a keg,but I digress). I think we need more facts from Slave, who I don't usually care to have post here as this is a nice and pleasant place and he is kinda dark for this board.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Find me a double entendre in WaWa

You know what Slaveypoo? Even though there is a double in the two Was, I don't think that Wa could be a euphemism for a tit or a testicle, and I cant think to hard on this as we are dealing with the intellect of a nineteen yo drunkard who probably thinks a fat chick walking around with a cut off water gallon full of beer is funny. So, I think I may have to agree with you. This was definitely a shit fraternity. I don't know what kind of shit fraternity specifically, but definitely a shit fraternity. Ping! Pow!, indeed.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know what Slaveypoo? Even though there is a double in the two Was, I don't think that Wa could be a euphemism for a tit or a testicle, and I cant think to hard on this as we are dealing with the intellect of a nineteen yo drunkard who probably thinks a fat chick walking around with a cut off water gallon full of beer is funny. So, I think I may have to agree with you. This was definitely a shit fraternity. I don't know what kind of shit fraternity specifically, but definitely a shit fraternity. Ping! Pow!, indeed.

a quadruple, really, if you take the time to consider the fact that each W = 2U.