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10-13-2005, 06:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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don't you know you need some time all alone
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Man, you gotta be fast to blast that crap ass song.
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10-13-2005, 06:50 PM
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#3797
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How are your breasts?
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Glistening with sweat. Why do you ask?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-13-2005, 06:55 PM
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#3798
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by ironweed
Damn. If I had known that's what she meant we could have avoided a whole lot of unpleasantness. Sorry, Olga.
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If I knew it was gonna be that kinda party, I'd stick my dick in the mash-potatoes!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 07:02 PM
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#3799
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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The phantom toll booth
So the husband is in the Chicago area. He says that people neglected to tell him to carry $50 in change everywhere he goes and he has had to run a couple of toll booths. And that there is no pulling off or backing up. If I have to go bail his ass out of traffic jail, I'm gonna be pissed. Who puts a toll booth on an on-ramp? Welcome to Illinois, indeed.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-13-2005, 07:04 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So the husband is in the Chicago area. He says that people neglected to tell him to carry $50 in change everywhere he goes and he has had to run a couple of toll booths. And that there is no pulling off or backing up. If I have to go bail his ass out of traffic jail, I'm gonna be pissed. Who puts a toll booth on an on-ramp? Welcome to Illinois, indeed.
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Who has never been to Chicago?
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Boogers!
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10-13-2005, 07:05 PM
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#3801
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So the husband is in the Chicago area. He says that people neglected to tell him to carry $50 in change everywhere he goes and he has had to run a couple of toll booths. And that there is no pulling off or backing up. If I have to go bail his ass out of traffic jail, I'm gonna be pissed. Who puts a toll booth on an on-ramp? Welcome to Illinois, indeed.
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Don't get me started. It's ridiculous. And making people pay more* for not having an I-PASS has to be a violation of the Commerce Clause.
This is why I don't drive in suburban Chicago.
*sometimes 2x more if you pay in cash instead of paying by I-PASS.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 07:05 PM
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#3802
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Russian Ending?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Glistening with sweat. Why do you ask?
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Boob curious, I guess.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 07:07 PM
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#3803
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't get me started. It's ridiculous. And making people pay more* for not having an I-PASS has to be a violation of the Commerce Clause.
This is why I don't drive in suburban Chicago.
*sometimes 2x more if you pay in cash instead of paying by I-PASS.
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Can't you just pick a number and stick with it? Must it be a different number at each booth? And why aren't they manned?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-13-2005, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Who has never been to Chicago?
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Been there twice, never rented a car, never needed to. Took the train. But still, it seems like it would increase gridlock, not help it.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-13-2005, 07:09 PM
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#3805
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So the husband is in the Chicago area. He says that people neglected to tell him to carry $50 in change everywhere he goes and he has had to run a couple of toll booths. And that there is no pulling off or backing up. If I have to go bail his ass out of traffic jail, I'm gonna be pissed. Who puts a toll booth on an on-ramp? Welcome to Illinois, indeed.
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Good to hear that the husband is as dumb as you.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-13-2005, 07:09 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't get me started. It's ridiculous. And making people pay more* for not having an I-PASS has to be a violation of the Commerce Clause.
This is why I don't drive in suburban Chicago.
*sometimes 2x more if you pay in cash instead of paying by I-PASS.
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I was in Florida recently and I was shocked by the number of $1.00 toll booths on the roads around Ft Lauderdale. I think I blew through about $20, one dollar at a time. Florida roads are like a mediocre strip club. But without the boobs or stripper glitter. Or any happy endings. |
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10-13-2005, 07:10 PM
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#3807
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The phantom toll booth
Nah.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 10-13-2005 at 07:15 PM..
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10-13-2005, 07:20 PM
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#3808
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And making people pay more* for not having an I-PASS has to be a violation of the Commerce Clause.
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You should pay simply for the traffic tie-ups you cause by not having one.* They need to start the EZ-pass lanes way further back most places. Perhaps just give us a dedicated lane.
*not to mention having to pay someone to stand in exhaust fumes 8 hours a day. think of the children. |
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10-13-2005, 07:21 PM
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#3809
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can't you just pick a number and stick with it? Must it be a different number at each booth? And why aren't they manned?
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For how wonderful the city is, everything about the surrounding suburban area sucks (sorry, Wonk). It is all flat, overpriced farmland w/minimalls and big box stores.
Hank: the Detroit suburbs are a breath of fresh air compared to effing Schaumburg. Actually, the Detroit suburbs are amazingly nice given what they surround.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-13-2005, 07:24 PM
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#3810
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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The phantom toll booth
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
For how wonderful the city is, everything about the surrounding suburban area sucks (sorry, Wonk). It is all flat, overpriced farmland w/minimalls and big box stores.
Hank: the Detroit suburbs are a breath of fresh air compared to effing Schaumburg. Actually, the Detroit suburbs are amazingly nice given what they surround.
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You have a problem with big box stores, punk?
I prefer Highland Park if I need to be out in suburbland. |
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