Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm so glad I live in a northern racially tolerant city like Chicago.

Yes, you should be thrilled. I would move north to get away from all the racial intolerance, but only states that formerly allowed ownership of other humans escape from having many many feet of snow on the ground 8 months out of the year. So LA is just out for me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, you should be thrilled. I would move north to get away from all the racial intolerance, but only states that formerly allowed ownership of other humans escape from having many many feet of snow on the ground 8 months out of the year. So LA is just out for me.

Speaking of Lousiana . . .

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb...hreadid=172478

(unflattering Britney pics)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

(unflattering Britney pics)

I'm no fan, but aside from some smeared makeup and skin "issues" (and who hasn't had smeared makeup and zits), she doesn't look bad. Her body is fantastic. If you have to rely on smeared makeup and bad skin to make someone look bad, then that person can't be that bad-looking.

(not that I think she's beautiful - I don't. Or that the bad skin isn't pretty bad. But people break out. It's not like she's not human)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's not like she's not human

Heh. Just keep thinking that.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm no fan, but aside from some smeared makeup and skin "issues" (and who hasn't had smeared makeup and zits), she doesn't look bad. Her body is fantastic. If you have to rely on smeared makeup and bad skin to make someone look bad, then that person can't be that bad-looking.

(not that I think she's beautiful - I don't. Or that the bad skin isn't pretty bad. But people break out. It's not like she's not human)

Some women have naturally beautiful bodies. She's not one of them. When I hear women say "well I could look like that too if I had a personal trainer/cook and 3 hours to workout", usually they're wrong. Most of Hollywood would be beautiful w/out that. But they're right about Britney. W/out those things she would be a lard-ass.

Don't get me wrong, I think she's hot. But she has to really work at it (NTTAWWT), as opposed to, say, a Penelope Cruz, who has probably never seen the inside of a gym.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Trying to nip this one in the bud ...

You bitch. It's Friday. People are supposed to fight. Stop ruining it.

People talk about their weekends on Monday. Tuesday is boring sports/fashion/reality tv/whatever day. The sex talk happens on wednesday and thursday (with a little bit of reality TV thrown in). And friday is the day people fight about politics, race, religion and general stupidity because they are so wound up from the work week and they can't really get wasted until 5 so they have to type hateful words to each other.

Stop trying to fight the natural order of things, you wench.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speaking of Lousiana . . .

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb...hreadid=172478

(unflattering Britney pics)

Sorry, but none of those pictures made me think "Ewww, where's my eleven-foot pole?"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bilmore
Sorry, but none of those pictures made me think "Ewww, where's my eleven-foot pole?"

I'm impressed. Forget knocking over bottles. You could probably roll a keg with that thing.

[Dave]

Originally posted by bilmore
Sorry, but none of those pictures made me think "Ewww, where's my eleven-foot pole?"

I didn't know there was an extra long model of the Stick Shifter.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
Sorry, but none of those pictures made me think "Ewww, where's my eleven-foot pole?"

That's because acne turns you on in a red ferrari sort of way.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
That's because acne turns you on in a red ferrari sort of way.

I have low standards.

That's why I'm always smiling.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I assume that "checking the box" is having an orgasm, but I'm confused at the "box" overlap. We all know what a box is, in conflating a box with having an orgasm is confusing. Dualit checks the box without a box. Leagl checks two boxes. And I can take care of business and check the box with box involvment. Although I am often looking at box images while doing so.

Damn yo overthink things too much. Did you go to Chicago?

[Antiquity]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Damn yo overthink things too much. Did you go to Chicago?

You probably went to HLS. No overthinking there.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Trying to nip this one in the bud, let's just say that it's a fairly complicated issue, and population diversity, history, economics, and other factors play roles. Let's also say that you're more likely to have race relation problems in places where there is more than one race.

ETA: apostrophe

See, this is why I don't run.

Da-dunk Dunk!!!

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some women have naturally beautiful bodies. She's not one of them. When I hear women say "well I could look like that too if I had a personal trainer/cook and 3 hours to workout", usually they're wrong. Most of Hollywood would be beautiful w/out that. But they're right about Britney. W/out those things she would be a lard-ass.

Fortunately for all of us, Britney does have 3 hours to work out and personal trainers, etc. Thus, we do not currently have to question waht her body would look like without them and can continue to have our dirty fantasies. Only now, we can more readily imagine doing her on the smelly mattress in the back of the double wide, which only adds to the allure.