Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If people would shut the fuck up about boring football and keep to the rare roast beef, fisting and 70s/80s TV serieseses, it would all be good over here. But nooooo.

How about overpaid baseball players....Randy Johnson shoves a CBS cameraman. boston.com article. Yeah, he'll do well with the NY media and fans.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere


The laughs were a lot more on the adult side in New York when Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom took the stage at Thursday night's big Empire State Pride Agenda fund-raiser.

Guilfoyle Newsom was a last-minute sub for her husband at the gay rights event, which drew 1,100 guests. By all accounts, Guilfoyle Newsom -- who lives in New York and is a regular on Court TV -- gave an inspired speech.

But what really brought the house down was when she started talking about her hubby.

"I know that many of you wanted to see my husband and some of you had questions out there,'' Guilfoyle Newsom said.

"Is he hot? Yeah.

"Is he hung? Yeah.

"Is he (she waved her hand to suggest bisexual)? Not unless you can give a better (she mimicked eating a banana) than me,'' Guilfoyle Newsom said.

The mayoral bride's remarks have become the talk of San Francisco City Hall.

"You know we believe in open government and we support full disclosure,'' said Newsom press aide Peter Ragone, tongue firmly in cheek.

Could this picture be any more nauseating?

Didn't they just announce that they are getting a divorce?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Randy Moss may be fined for his latest antics.

From SI's Ten Spot:

"Fox announcer Joe Buck expressed disgust with Sunday's antics by Vikings wide receiver Randy Moss, who pretended to moon the Green Bay crowd and rubbed his rear end against the goal post after scoring his second touchdown. The network later reported that even Moss' father was disappointed, though it turned out that Moss' dad was actually played by an extra from Who's Your Daddy?.

Buck, for one, hadn't seen an athlete do anything so self-centered and disrespectful since his last Leon commercial."

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Didn't they just announce that they are getting a divorce?

Yes. Thus the interest in their sex life. Or lack thereof.
Some rumors about an election intern on an unreliable website - so who knows. But that picture. ack.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
How about overpaid baseball players....Randy Johnson shoves a CBS cameraman. boston.com article. Yeah, he'll do well with the NY media and fans.

Good for him. If a cameraman is close enough to be shoved, then tough shit. I would shove some asshole with a camera all up in my face too. Take a few steps back and use the damn zoom.

TM

[Dualit]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
[Hideous picture of SF Mayor and his lovely bride.]

The laughs were a lot more on the adult side in New York when Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom took the stage at Thursday night's big Empire State Pride Agenda fund-raiser.

Guilfoyle Newsom was a last-minute sub for her husband at the gay rights event, which drew 1,100 guests. By all accounts, Guilfoyle Newsom -- who lives in New York and is a regular on Court TV -- gave an inspired speech.

But what really brought the house down was when she started talking about her hubby.

"I know that many of you wanted to see my husband and some of you had questions out there,'' Guilfoyle Newsom said.

"Is he hot? Yeah.

"Is he hung? Yeah.

"Is he (she waved her hand to suggest bisexual)? Not unless you can give a better (she mimicked eating a banana) than me,'' Guilfoyle Newsom said.

The mayoral bride's remarks have become the talk of San Francisco City Hall.

"You know we believe in open government and we support full disclosure,'' said Newsom press aide Peter Ragone, tongue firmly in cheek.

Could this picture be any more nauseating?

I was at that event [The Empire State Pride Agenda Annual Fall Dinner] and, in context, Ms. Newsom wasn't *that* outrageous. She followed the saucy remarks of others. That aside, wives of politicos should temper their remarks (see, e.g., TH Kerry).

BTW, former New Jersey governor McGreevey was at that event -- his first public appearance at a gay & lesbian fund raiser as an "out" gay man.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The joke on the show was that Les was gay. Ergo, he was anything but gay.

Mr. Carlson was probably the actual gay one.

I'm sure I should have STP'd, but Gordon Jump (Arthur Carlson) did bad things to Arnold on Different Strokes in a very special episode that The Sports Guy refers to as a benchmark for the Unintentional Comedy Scale. I think there's a fair amount of unintentional comedy on this board, come to think about it.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Montana had the individual numbers + the Super Bowls. Throw a Bulger, Pennington, Plummer, Delhomme, etc. in Brady's situation and they also win.

Y'all keep thinking this. Brady will just keep making the right decisions, managing the game, and winning at the highest percentage rate in NFL history (haven't looked this up, but I assume it has to be . . . except I guess for Roethlisberger, who is what, 13-0?)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Dualit
That aside, wives of politicos should temper their remarks (see, e.g., TH Kerry).

why?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
When smothered in the fake, bright orange cheese sauce and put between the onion buns, it's at least a C+, higher if we are only comparing it to other fast food.

Yummy.

I wonder where the closest Arby's is?

Sunset between Gower and Van Ness. I often drive through for lunch (including today) on my way home to walk my dog through the torrential rains.

Mmmmmmm, Arbys.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take a few steps back and use the damn zoom.

Indeed.

Anyway, apropos of Randy Johnson (query: will he be able to keep his 'stache as a Yank?):

Beltran to New York?
Oops! Flushing is not the Bronx.
but Boss gets Unit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sunset between Gower and Van Ness. I often drive through for lunch (including today) on my way home to walk my dog through the torrential rains.

Mmmmmmm, Arbys.

No, to ME you moron. This is all about ME.

Jesus.

ETA I miss Arby. She was always reliably fatter than me.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
From SI's Ten Spot:

"Fox announcer Joe Buck expressed disgust with Sunday's antics by Vikings wide receiver Randy Moss, who pretended to moon the Green Bay crowd and rubbed his rear end against the goal post after scoring his second touchdown. The network later reported that even Moss' father was disappointed, though it turned out that Moss' dad was actually played by an extra from Who's Your Daddy?.

Buck, for one, hadn't seen an athlete do anything so self-centered and disrespectful since his last Leon commercial."

TM

Leon loves a good Leon reference.
Where's the Leon sock?

[Dualit]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
why?

Sadly, so as to not distract the unwashed masses from focusing on the real issues.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Sunset between Gower and Van Ness. I often drive through for lunch (including today) on my way home to walk my dog through the torrential rains.

Mmmmmmm, Arbys.

The Displaced Dog absolutely refuses to walk in the rain. We have epic battles over the point, and he usually wins with the compromise involving an umbrella and aiming off the front porch and into the boxwood. The puppy doesn't have a problem with rain.

On a related topic, I wish Houston would pick a season and stay there. Today high of 78. Hard freeze predicted for Thursday.