Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Tyrone Slothrop]

John Goodman + Ricky Gervais = Michael Moore.

Photographic proof here.
(work-safe)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
...formerly bangable women. See, e.g., Meredith Baxter, Debra Winger, Natasha Henstridge.

People have always told me that I look like Debra Winger. Does this mean I am formerly bangable?

I am not sure if I should celebrate the "bangable" or grieve for the "formerly"...

[cookie o'puss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow, you got a shot of Shafter, slave, TM and Not Bob at the South Beach Circuit Pa? Word.

edited to invert slave and shafty. obvious reasons

slave waxes his moustachio?

[Cookiepuss]

Originally posted by cookie o'puss
slave waxes his moustachio?

Stop treading on my moniker.

[cookie o'puss]

Originally posted by Cookiepuss
Stop treading on my moniker.

we are controlled by the same puppetmaster buttmunch. why are we talking to ourself? where is cookie o'chick?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Cookiepuss
Stop treading on my moniker.

Is your avatar a giant pancake with frosting and an ice cream cone and stuff, or just an ice cream cone sitting on a puddle of sauce with other, different colored puddles of sauce in it? I'm trying to decide if I want you for dinner.


ETA if you are a Carvel ice-cream cake, I don't want you. Nothing personal, it's just too cold for that much ice cream.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought I heard somewhere that Gary Sandy (again, why do I know his name without googling?) and Loni Anderson were getting it on in real life, and that either she or he or both of them had what was referred to as a sexual addiction to the other person, if not generally.

Don't know about addictions but they were together. He wouldn't marry her, so she dumped him and hooked up with Burt Reynolds.
Her dumping him suggest she wasn't addicted, and him notmarrying suggests he wasn't.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
... formerly bangable women. See, e.g., Meredith Baxter, Debra Winger, Natasha Henstridge. [/url]

Natasha Henstridge is only formerly bangable?

Meredith Baxter was ever bangable?

Huh.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof told you more about the inner demons of its characters in fifteen minutes . . . .

Sebastian pontificating about Tennessee Williams.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the Lawtalkers Internet Lawyer Chatting Board has officially traveled so far into the realm of the absurd that it has burst through the boundary that previously only existed purely in the hypothetical, and has landed squarely back in the land of the banal. In my heart, I knew this day would come. I had always hoped that I would have been the one to do it, but I am nonetheless happy for Sebastian and the FB. There is, however, nothing further that I can hope to achieve here. Therefore, with a bittersweet mixture of pathos and ennui, I feel that I am forced to tender my resignation as a poster here and on all related web-based attorney-oriented posting forums. Thanks to everyone, and a special thank you to Seasonal Sock for everything you have and have not done over the years.

[casserole]

As many of you may have noticed, this site hasn't been up to snuff in a quite awhile. Well, this is mostly because old skool people like me, flower, paigow, plated, penske, walt wallet, e/o, johnsmallberries and argus have just plain sort of lost interest in the site, the topics, the zeitgeist of the whole crazee scene. Not to mention that there hasn't been anything new or original or uninsipid posted about or to discuss since the whole chris/la perla/tiddy up the fbetty controversy of late 2001 (excepting obviously the whole paigow/slave sex in the kitchen thing, which never ever gets old).

I have seriously been thinking about circulating a cyberpetition to Yahoo, West and King Shave to have these greedy associate sites shut down and deleted, but then I remembered all the effourt I have put into my posts over the years and vanity kicked in and I figured it wouldn’t be fair to all the kids just entering lawschool now or even studying for the LSATs or whatever. These sites are a compendium of resourceful resources.

So I decided to let them stay up.

However, I will not post to this or any other lawyer style internet chatting board site anymore ever again. Truth be told, I just don't have the time.

Maybe some day I will come back to Infirm, or Yahoo or even here and unretire but for now, I bid you adieu.

PS: If anyone wants to contact me, you can IM me on Yahoo at seasonedsock. Also, note that my sargeantpeppers@hotmail.com account was deactivated due to I lost the password. Sorry.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I took the Vikes and the over. If dumbass Favre doesn't flip that ball 4 yards passed the line of scrimmage, the Packers probably score a TD. How come he hasn't been ripped apart for that? The Packers were penalized and lost a down. I hate it when no on criticizes Favre.

You may have noticed that he also threw four interceptions and generally sucked ass (happy).

Yet his ass was on the the story....

[Adder]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The past two seasons he's really shown a propensity to make dumb-ass throws where he's totally putting it up in the air for a 50-50 ball, or even with the defenders having the far better claim. He NEVER used to do this.

You clearly have a short Favre memory. He used to do this all the time. But he had some time there in the middle where he didn't he did it a lot less.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Natasha Henstridge is only formerly bangable?

Meredith Baxter was ever bangable?

Huh.

Meredith Baxter Birney's daughter was (and I'm sure still is) very very very attractive. And a black belt in karate. And an archeologist. And hot. I'm sure Meredith was very fine back in her day, before Michael J. Fox stole her "star vehicle" out from under her.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Kate Jackson. Not sexy.

This is why you have no luck in the real peoples' bars.

[ltl/fb]

I would like to speak up on behalf of workout pants that have elastic at the bottom of the legs. Those of us with stubby legs are fans because who the hell wants to get stupid workout clothes altered?????????? Not me.

I got stuck with some stupid-looking capri pant things. Which sucks, because that means I have to shave my legs.

Anyone with a line on shorter-length workout-appropriate pants that have pockets, please please post or PM me. Please.