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05-03-2004, 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The only thing I have against BMWs is that, at least here, everyone and their mothers drives one. Plus, the main BMW dealership in Chicago is owned by one of the biggest greaseballs I've ever seen.
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and your roomie blew all his funds on the 100 inch tv set so you guys cant share one. |
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05-03-2004, 04:20 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reason #55 your Porsche is not cool.
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Reason #46: It couldn't get SD laid.
Reason #34: SD doesn't have one, so neither should you.
Reason #25: None of the frat boys from SD's house have one yet.
Reason #12: SD's wife hasn't purchased the latest "Hot Rod Chicks" with the Porsche on the cover yet.
And the #1 reason why you should listen to Sebby and never buy a Porsche: Oh, it makes no difference, he was just mouthing off as usual and you caught him, but there are exceptions to all of his rules and it doesn't really matter to him anyway because he just uses this board as a release when he's not pulling one over on opposing counsel or the male judge, who he would fuck for the right amount of money.
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05-03-2004, 04:21 PM
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#4143
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How To Get Action
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
and your roomie blew all his funds on the 100 inch tv set so you guys cant share one.
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Nah, we don't need a car since we live in such a hip, urban community. You drive? Hah! How utterly suburban.
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05-03-2004, 04:21 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey, Dr. Dangerfield King of All Tits, what color are her nips? Its like you have first haned knowledge or something.
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I'd peg hers as light brown, based on her complexion.
They're real. TM is not mainly correct, he's fully correct.
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05-03-2004, 04:22 PM
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Originally posted by bilmore
(You do know who J.D. Powers is, right?)
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No, but you could clue me in. At the same time, you could also clue me in on who these "Edmunds" people are, because they seem to blather on about cars as well. And some obscure organization called "Consumer Reports" - hmmmm.
And while you're at it, who is this guy called W? And why did he invade Italy? |
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05-03-2004, 04:22 PM
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Joe Namath, watch out
Sweet. Ditzy Lisa Guerrero is gone from MNF. Beer-dumping Michele Tafoya is the new sideline reporter for MNF. Guess the drunken come-ons can be met as they are in the bars. You can turn up the volume again, folks. |
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05-03-2004, 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, but you could clue me in. At the same time, you could also clue me in on who these "Edmunds" people are, because they seem to blather on about cars as well. And some obscure organization called "Consumer Reports" - hmmmm.
And while you're at it, who is this guy called W? And why did he invade Italy?
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Sorry, I was being serious. I was referring to quality issues in the Beemers in my first post, and it seemed like you didn't get that. |
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05-03-2004, 04:23 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by bilmore
I was wrong. It was the heroin-withdrawal drug.
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I'm not that easy. You aren't going to goad me into a Keith Moon v. Bonham discussion.
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05-03-2004, 04:25 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jessica's tits are real. You don't get sag like that with the fakes. She happens to have really nice real tits. It happens from time to time. There were pinup girls before silicon...
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How correct you are. Now, when was the last time her tits were sagging. She had big tits, they started to sag, and then she put melons in to lift her tits that were sagging. They don't sag anymore. they used to sag, because they used to be real, idiot.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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05-03-2004, 04:28 PM
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Steaming Hot
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
How correct you are. Now, when was the last time her tits were sagging. She had big tits, they started to sag, and then she put melons in to lift her tits that were sagging. They don't sag anymore. they used to sag, because they used to be real, idiot.
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Actually, I think she may have just gotten a lift. Implants won't reverse sag. You need a lift. If they are already big, then once you have a lift, you don't need an implant.
(almost typed "once you have a life" - hmmmm) |
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05-03-2004, 04:30 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, I think she may have just gotten a lift. Implants won't reverse sag. You need a lift. If they are already big, then once you have a lift, you don't need an implant.
(almost typed "once you have a life" - hmmmm)
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Honest question: Isn't some kind of implant necessary for a lift?? They can't lift them up by their own boob straps, can they?
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05-03-2004, 04:30 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
How correct you are. Now, when was the last time her tits were sagging. She had big tits, they started to sag, and then she put melons in to lift her tits that were sagging. They don't sag anymore. they used to sag, because they used to be real, idiot.
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Why are you so stupid on this issue? She either finally got a stylist who can put her in flattering clothes or she had her real breasts lifted. She did not go in, ask the surgeon to scrape out all her actual breast meat in favor of implants. Shut up.
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05-03-2004, 04:30 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
How correct you are. Now, when was the last time her tits were sagging. She had big tits, they started to sag, and then she put melons in to lift her tits that were sagging. They don't sag anymore. they used to sag, because they used to be real, idiot.
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I think her face in kind of boxy and scary looking, but her tits look great. I don't care if they are real or fake. The foul truth of this whole matter is that I will likely never have the chance to fondle them, so I don't really care about texture. Hell, I don't even care what color her nips are, though I would like to find out.
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05-03-2004, 04:30 PM
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Honest question: Isn't some kind of implant necessary for a lift?? They can't lift them up by their own boob straps, can they?
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They cut the nipple and move it. Fucking sick. It rather have implants. |
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05-03-2004, 04:33 PM
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#4155
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs and John Bonham
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
They cut the nipple and move it. Fucking sick. It rather have implants.
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Huh. They can make that much of a difference with a cut and pastey job? Does that affect sensation?
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