Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
W-A-T-E-R

The post after yours reveals that SS was touching the earth while you were spelling water. Now, who's the dumbass -- the blind deaf dumb person, or the sighted hearing speaking person who can't tell dirt from water?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That thing is way too big to fit in the house.

So to speak.

ETA: Damnit, Notbob.

Okay, how about this instead: I bet that's the first time you've used those words in sentence.

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So to speak.

TM

cite, please?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I think an intentional whiff is not a whiff at all. However, failing to grasp that a whiff was an intentional whiff is certainly a whiff of Thurgreedian proportions.

It couldn't have been an intentional whiff, unless you're really that unfunny.

And I've decided to abandon "Keller'd" completely in favor of the following response to all future whiffs:

I bet you sure play a mean pinball.

TM

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
sorry to interrupt the gigantic boob talk, but I need help from you movie experts out there on a movie quote.

Two guys:
first guy: give me a beer
second guy: are you kidding? Get back out there, you're in rotten shape for a teenager.
first guy: Yeah, well you're in pretty rotten shape for a phys ed teacher.
second guy: are you kidding? I'm in pretty rotten shape for a human. It's not my fault though. I was born before jogging was invented.

Any help?
Please?

If you specified what help you needed, you might have better luck. The quote is from the Judd Nelson classic "Making the Grade". First Guy is Judd Nelson, Second Guy is the gym teacher/house proctor at the boarding school.

Judd Nelson plays a poor kid hired by a lazy rich kid to attend prep school for him so that lazy rich kid can get a diploma and therefore get his inheritance. Poor kid attends school. Wacky hijinks ensue.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, how about this instead: I bet that's the first time you've used those words in sentence.

TM

Just because that's a sentence you've never heard, whether from me or from anyone else, does not mean I've never used those words in a sentence.

Right Slave? Less? Other FB sluts?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
dtb, where do the quotes go in this situation? Putting them outside of the period or a comma looks ridiculous.

The British way is to put the quotation marks before the punctuation mark, and the American way is to put them after the punctuation mark. When I see it in print (like, in a book or newspaper) I like the American way better, but when I'm typing my own things, I like it the British way. This is an instance where there is no right or wrong answer (unless, of course, a possibility of confusion exists.)


Given my helpful nature, and that I am a veritable font of grammar and usage information, I am hopeful that all of you will endeavor to follow grammar, usage and punctuation rules, so as to avoid causing me undue distress, which could have the (I flatter myself) nasty effect of an inability to read the oh-so-diverting things you heathens post.

Thank you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are outing yourself by revealing you grew up in Canada or Britain or some other freaky-ass place.

And more than one penis in me at one time is just not on.

Fuck you wanker. Just b/c you've been thrown under a lorry one too many times and have a cactus stuck up your minge doesn't mean you can go all sixes and sevens on us.

Blimey. Who is this slapper? Someone should give her a punch in the fanny.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just because that's a sentence you've never heard, whether from me or from anyone else, does not mean I've never used those words in a sentence.

Oooh. Damn. Good one.

I guess "There is no way you're putting that in here," counts, hunh?*

TM

* Purposefully threw this softball because the board is so dead.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I guess "There is no way you're putting that in here," counts, hunh?*

TM

Were you a prison guard?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
I am hoperful

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It couldn't have been an intentional whiff, unless you're really that unfunny.

And I've decided to abandon "Keller'd" completely in favor of the following response to all future whiffs:

I bet you sure play a mean pinball.

TM

Was that a reference to musical from a band of the caucasian persuasion which does not feature eminem?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


I guess "There is no way you're putting that in here," counts, hunh?*

It's literally inches away but figuratively miles away...

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
?

That's slang for us "in-crowd" types.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Was that a reference to musical from a band of the caucasian persuasion which does not feature eminem?

his mentor taught him that.