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03-18-2005, 02:54 PM
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#4261
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Jay Leno tribute sock?
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I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Terri Schiavo tribute sock?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-18-2005, 02:55 PM
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#4262
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Happy Evacuation Day
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, let me start with, "Taxwonk is a slim, intelligent, attractive man."
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Sweet talk me all you want. I'm still not gonna let you fuck me.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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03-18-2005, 02:58 PM
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#4263
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Tattoo
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am in the market for a new tattoo. I want this to go on the underside of my left breasticle. I already have a tattoo on my right hip and a navel piercing so I want this to be small and not visible in a bikini. Ideas for what it should be of?
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This - I will help with the impression:
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Boogers!
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03-18-2005, 02:58 PM
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#4264
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can you come here and help me deal with the neighbor with the wind chimes?
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I'll take care of those for you. I hate those fucking wind chimes.
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03-18-2005, 03:02 PM
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#4265
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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match.com
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
an e-mail to a friend:
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I see wedding bells in his future.
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03-18-2005, 03:03 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Tattoo
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Originally posted by LessinSF
This - I will help with the impression:
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Won't that make people think of Rocky Horror at the wrong time? |
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03-18-2005, 03:05 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think thats a cruel thing to do to the dogs.
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I'm cruel to the dogs? How about their owners who let them live with this sort of terror on a daily basis? As mentioned, they bark all the time regardless of level of noise in the hall. It's fucking carpeted for fuck's sake. I'm not banging on the door or anything. I'm walking in a carpetted hallway. Or maybe (horrors!) talking to someone while I walk in my fucking building.
The owners could have trained the dogs not to flip at any little noise. They didn't. I hope they're sleeping when I walk by and they get awoken by their yippie alarm clocks. |
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03-18-2005, 03:06 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Terri Schiavo tribute sock?
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Dude, that was harsh.
But at least it'll be easier to remove his tube now. |
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03-18-2005, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hell, no. WHy do you think I pick on Slave all the time? That's just fun. I think its cruel to create fear and anxiety in the little fellers that their turf might be intruded upon
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You're being stupid. The rat-dogs bark whenever she walks by. She makes them bark louder because rat-dogs are fucking annoying and the people in the apartment might as well be extra annoyed for subjecting everyone on their floor to such an annoyance.
Who gives a fuck if they think someone's going to intrude on their territory?
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03-18-2005, 03:10 PM
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#4270
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, that was harsh.
But at least it'll be easier to remove his tube now.
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DON'T REMOVE THE TUBE!!!! Can you imagine what the stench will be like if Hank's de-catheterized? |
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03-18-2005, 03:12 PM
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#4271
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Who gives a fuck if they think someone's going to intrude on their territory?
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Really. It's not as if anyone's putting bottles in their recycling bin. |
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03-18-2005, 03:13 PM
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#4272
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Addictive game
Very cool. 2124 on one move, but it's all luck.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-18-2005, 03:14 PM
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#4273
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Addictive game
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-18-2005, 03:15 PM
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#4274
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm cruel to the dogs? How about their owners who let them live with this sort of terror on a daily basis? As mentioned, they bark all the time regardless of level of noise in the hall. It's fucking carpeted for fuck's sake. I'm not banging on the door or anything. I'm walking in a carpetted hallway. Or maybe (horrors!) talking to someone while I walk in my fucking building.
The owners could have trained the dogs not to flip at any little noise. They didn't. I hope they're sleeping when I walk by and they get awoken by their yippie alarm clocks.
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I was actually only kidding. |
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03-18-2005, 03:18 PM
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#4275
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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From the Petty Annoyances File
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
DON'T REMOVE THE TUBE!!!! Can you imagine what the stench will be like if Hank's de-catheterized?
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And yet last night you edited far less squicky responses. |
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