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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know how to fuck. I zen it. Trust me, I ain't bad. I'm not some fucking porn star, but I've got three or four blowout moments in a session.

I'm usually A Game when fractured. When you can't feel anything, you can porn it up big time. Fire up Jane's Addiction's "Three Days" and ride along with that tune from slow all the way through to that blowout bit where Ferrell is screaming "erotic jesus, lays with his Marys... loves his marys..." That's some heavy shit. I'm a good Christian. Doing God's drilling.

That's like 3 minutes or so, right. Can you recommend something shorter.

I have a date tonight.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Three syllables.

Zenfuka

close- actually from the vernacular "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We start spamming law blogs.

Someone could start a blog, and link back to here from it. But unclear how you'd get traffic onto the blog. And the blog might suck.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Someone could start a blog, and link back to here from it. But unclear how you'd get traffic onto the blog. And the blog might suck.

For all intensive purposes, I'm sure that it does I mean would suck.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by mmm3587
For all intensive purposes, I'm sure that it does I mean would suck.

Please translate this into Japanese.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Someone could start a blog, and link back to here from it. But unclear how you'd get traffic onto the blog. And the blog might suck.

Like this?

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ETA: This post has been edited.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Please translate this into Japanese.

Given your recent foray into dating, I would think that your turning japanese stopped.

This place really isn't about the law now is it? Our poredecessors designed a place to talk about money. Then it evolved nito a place to get laid. Then it grew a politics arm. Now we discuss what Less said. So why not lose the name Lawtalkers (which I was never a fan of) and make it something that would appeal to educated professionals who like to procrastinate? maybe post on cragislist or something. or salon? and get more enticing mottoes than "we love bikes and commas" or whatever. Like that's gonna reel anyone less woudl be likley to tag in.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know how to fuck. I zen it. Trust me, I ain't bad. I'm not some fucking porn star, but I've got three or four blowout moments in a session.

I'm usually A Game when fractured. When you can't feel anything, you can porn it up big time. Fire up Jane's Addiction's "Three Days" and ride along with that tune from slow all the way through to that blowout bit where Ferrell is screaming "erotic jesus, lays with his Marys... loves his marys..." That's some heavy shit. I'm a good Christian. Doing God's drilling.

Ooooh, pounding (errr, I mean, "drilling")at different rates of speed -- now that is some serious mindblowingosityness. I'm almost coming just thinking about it.

ETA porn, especially the heavy-on-the-thrusting kind, is designed for men to watch, not women to experience. Not really the role model you want to have for actually fucking a woman.

EATA yeah, I know you know that, but there might be some lurking 13-y-o who doesn't.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Like this?

This post will be edited in six minutes.

No, I meant it might suck. That rocks.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
This place really isn't about the law now is it? Our poredecessors designed a place to talk about money. Then it evolved nito a place to get laid. Then it grew a politics arm. Now we discuss what Less said. So why not lose the name Lawtalkers (which I was never a fan of) and make it something that would appeal to educated professionals who like to procrastinate? maybe post on cragislist or something. or salon? and get more enticing mottoes than "we love bikes and commas" or whatever. Like that's gonna reel anyone less woudl be likley to tag in.

Better yet, why don't you create your own site and go the fuck away?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
But you apparently like ass-sucking as much as I do.

Damn. You guys just keep topping each other (so to speak).

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Women's backs all look the same. There is no such thing as an attractive back.

It's like you're in the 10th grade.

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Actually this is multi layered, and thus much better. You seem to ignore the "Pyramid" reference. Was str8 on the $10000 Pyramid?

If so, what does he mean "partner." There aren't teams on "Pyramid." No. He seems to be implying he was on some Celebrity Edition where they "partnered" for a common charity? How many "suits" get on those panels? Not many to say the least. Hmmmmm, I wonder just who this fellow is.......

You need to read deeper, and between the lines.

1. It's not called $100,000 Pyramid anymore; just Pyramid.

2. You play with a celebrity; at half-time you switch and play with the other celebrity. In that sense, you get two celebrities as your "partners," during the game.

3. On the show on which I appeared, Ed Begley Jr. lost both his matches; the other celebrity (Kathy Nijimy) was wayyyy better, though she did get us disqualified from winning the $10,000 in the Winner's Circle by saying one of the words that was in the clue.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Won't that make people think of Rocky Horror at the wrong time?

There is no wrong time for Brad & Janet (SLUT!).