Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Gattigap
This time, a Bangledeshi businessman alleges that Scores bilked him out of $129,000 in a single night, spread out over 4 credit cards.

I think it's obvious to everyone that his wife should spend all of his money and then murder him in his sleep.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I knew you were kidding, and assumed heroin, but I've never heard it called "H" before. I am a huge druggie, obviously.

You don't watch Sopranos? Because Christupha told Tony he snorted some H because he couldn't deal with the whacking of his girlfriend who's going to be in a new show with Joey Tribbiani.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no offense, but these look like the kind of briefcases a guy who secretly desires to be a woman, or at least dress like one occassionally, might carry. are you saying Ty seems prissy? or is this a general swipe at SF? if so you've missed the mark. these cases aren't gay- they're transvestite.

Yes, I'm sure the briefcases at Mervyns or whatever outlet mall you shop in are more manly looking, but I prefer my cases without crooked stiching and peeling hardware.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My God, man, I shudder to think what constitutes "long" or "large" in your dictionary.

Did you do this on purpose?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

They're making coozies for 40s now.



http://elseware.to/products/koozie.htm

While the 40 ounce malt beverage probably needs a coozie more than any other type of beverage, I'm thinking that something happens to your street cred if you're caught drinking a 40 out of anything other than a paper bag.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
While the 40 ounce malt beverage probably needs a coozie more than any other type of beverage, I'm thinking that something happens to your street cred if you're caught drinking a 40 out of anything other than a paper bag.

Yes, clearly this is only for use while boating, or on the golf course, where I often find myself cursing my lukewarm 40 of Midnight Dragon after the fifth or sixth hole.

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
Yes, clearly this is only for use while boating, or on the golf course, where I often find myself cursing my lukewarm 40 of Midnight Dragon after the fifth or sixth hole.

They let caddies drink now?

First women on the tour, now this.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They're making coozies for 40s now.



http://elseware.to/products/koozie.htm

While the 40 ounce malt beverage probably needs a coozie more than any other type of beverage, I'm thinking that something happens to your street cred if you're caught drinking a 40 out of anything other than a paper bag.

Clearly, the coozie should be paper bag colored. It's that attention to detail that makes the difference.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just get a cloth bag (the kind firms give away free from time to time). They hold more than briefcases, cost nothing, and nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

I have an expensive leather briefcase somebody gave me as a gift. Its been collecting dust for seven years. Damn thing doesn't hold anything - no room at all.

See RT's post above. You can now carry your "work product" in a fashionable red coozie.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,121735,00.html



2 historic observations:
1- if Arkansas had started this 40 years ago, Bill Clinton would have been conditioned to look for different women,

2- if Texas has started it 20 years ago, Fringe probably wouldn't have gotten into college.

Shoot, I wish my kid would get a grade in activity and weight. He would definitely be in the 99th percentile for "hyper" and "skinny".

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just get a cloth bag (the kind firms give away free from time to time). They hold more than briefcases, cost nothing, and nobody gives a shit what you bring to court other than yourself and your argument anyway.

I have an expensive leather briefcase somebody gave me as a gift. Its been collecting dust for seven years. Damn thing doesn't hold anything - no room at all.

This here is the Fashion Board, son, not the Save Your Money And Carry Your Belongings In Giveaway Cloth Shit Board. I'm sure RT will start that up for you, but you'll be ranting to yourself over there.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This here is the Fashion Board, son, not the Save Your Money And Carry Your Belongings In Giveaway Cloth Shit Board. I'm sure RT will start that up for you, but you'll be ranting to yourself over there.

Like Jeff Foxworthy's relatives my luggage is garbage bags and coolers.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What are you now?

Older and devious.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Older and devious.

I see.

www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume

[Tyrone Slothrop]

I see two recommendations for Levengers (r's?) bags, and no one speaking against them. Anyone else? I've thought about buying one from them, but didn't know whether it would be junk or not.