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03-21-2005, 04:09 PM
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#4441
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Most depressing movie I've ever seen in my entire life.
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Well, maybe, but only because Fringe's video dating introduction piece is technically not a "movie."
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-21-2005, 04:11 PM
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#4442
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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giving away avatars
coltrane?
str8?
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03-21-2005, 04:11 PM
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#4443
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The Upside of Anger
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Originally posted by Not Bob
And the turtle is named "Lucky"? Jesus.
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That's because he's lucky. But he may have started the fire.
The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive a fire last October at Dora’s A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.
“The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there,” Dora said. “To me, it’s too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it.”
The image was not visible before the fire and Dora speculates the intense heat might have caused the shell’s color to change. The turtle is healthy and there was no change in its behavior, he said.
The cause of fire that destroyed nine businesses or offices in the 1912 building in downtown Frankfort has not been determined.
That's because he doesn't want you to know.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 03-21-2005 at 04:13 PM..
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03-21-2005, 04:13 PM
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#4444
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
They say he's lower than that.
Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees an image of Satan’s face on the critter’s shell. He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky’s back.
I do not see the goatee. Just the goat.
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I can see the devil, and he is wearing an elaborate collar, too. I'm scared. Someone hold me. |
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03-21-2005, 04:16 PM
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#4445
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Fashion News
Billy has a really cool cane. And is back to work.
I like the coat, but not the hat.
WASHINGTON — Looking frail, his voice clear but slightly hoarse, Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist returned to the bench Monday for the first time since being diagnosed with thyroid cancer last October. |
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03-21-2005, 04:24 PM
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#4446
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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giving away avatars
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
coltrane?
str8?
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I'm not worthy of that much cowbell.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 04:29 PM
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#4447
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can see the devil, and he is wearing an elaborate collar, too. I'm scared. Someone hold me.
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Deleted obscure Bulgakov joke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 05:07 PM
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#4448
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Deleted obscure Bulgakov joke.
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[you forgot the brackets and the reason you deleted your text - please see PLF for ruling]
In other news...
Lee, 48, of New York, stood up in his seat on American’s Flight 4 from Los Angeles and “loudly demanded another beer,” airline spokesman Tim Smith said.
Flight attendants asked him to wait until they reached his row, Smith said, but the man “got very, very belligerent and loud and disruptive and was told he would not be served any more alcohol.”
The purser tried to calm him down, but he pushed her aside in order to get to the aisle, the spokesman said.
Seven other male passengers restrained Lee, who was a very large man, and they and the flight crew put flexible handcuffs on him and put him back in his seat, Smith said.
Lee got out of his seat again and the seven passengers held him on his back on the galley floor until the plane landed, Smith said. He said he had heard reports the men were members of a rugby team but said he couldn’t yet confirm that.
Insert your favorite Hank and/or ironweed joke here. |
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03-21-2005, 05:11 PM
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#4449
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can see the devil, and he is wearing an elaborate collar, too. I'm scared. Someone hold me.
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I'm scared, too. Someone fellate me.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-21-2005, 05:35 PM
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#4450
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm scared, too. Someone fellate me.
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I don't think a clitoris is fellatable.
ZING!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 05:38 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think a clitoris is fellatable.
ZING!
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Dude, did you *see* those pictures of Chyna?
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03-21-2005, 05:38 PM
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#4452
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Dude, did you *see* those pictures of China?
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That's not a clitoris. That's a clenus.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 05:39 PM
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#4453
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not a clitoris. That's a clenus.
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Where did that "u" come from???? |
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03-21-2005, 05:46 PM
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#4454
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Registered User
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where did that "u" come from????
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Apparently I was combining Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel) with "penis." My mistake.
Clenis.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 05:49 PM
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#4455
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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House of Sand and Fog
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apparently I was combining Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel) with "penis." My mistake.
Clenis.
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Is that like a neti? |
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