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03-21-2005, 05:52 PM
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#4456
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I just flew in from Podunkville, and boy are my arms tired!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where did that "u" come from????
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Steroids, allegedly. |
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03-21-2005, 05:54 PM
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#4457
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that like a neti?
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It has two definitions on urbandictionary.com:
1. Clenis
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
2. Clenis
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 06:03 PM
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#4458
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It has two definitions on urbandictionary.com:
1. Clenis
Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
2. Clenis
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
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Funny, but you whiffed. (Clean-is.) |
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03-21-2005, 06:07 PM
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#4459
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Funny, but you whiffed. (Clean-is.)
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Fine.
Penoris.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-21-2005, 06:11 PM
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#4460
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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House of Sand and Fog
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fine.
Penoris.
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If this has to do with Hilary, take it to the PB. |
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03-21-2005, 06:21 PM
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#4461
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Eating disorder or coke?
Nicole Ritchie recently told People, adding that she never weighs herself. "Do people still have scales? They're so '80s."
OMG, I have a scale. Should I throw it out?
Nicole at 97 lbs. |
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03-21-2005, 06:25 PM
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#4462
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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giving away avatars
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
coltrane?
str8?
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If I wasn't happy with mine . . . .
If rock and roll producer Bruce Davidson thinks we should have more cowbell, then damn it, I'm going to give him more cowbell. |
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03-21-2005, 06:53 PM
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#4463
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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girl fight
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03-21-2005, 07:01 PM
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#4464
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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girl fight
Huh. I wouldn't have figured RP as the type to wear a white belt, but she sure kicked the shit out of Paigow. |
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03-21-2005, 07:19 PM
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#4465
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Observation
Sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with Chris Farley, if Chris Farley were alive, thinner, not as funny, exceptionally well-endowed,* and really, incredibly nice to me. He's got this manic giggly quality. I feel kind of like I'm watching an exhibit sometimes. No evidence of coke yet though. Or sniffing. I can usually spot the signs. It's like Chris Farley without the coke.
anyhoo.
*I have no idea of the size of Chris Farley's dick.
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03-21-2005, 07:30 PM
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#4466
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Observation
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with Chris Farley, if Chris Farley were alive, thinner, not as funny, exceptionally well-endowed,* and really, incredibly nice to me. He's got this manic giggly quality. I feel kind of like I'm watching an exhibit sometimes. No evidence of coke yet though. Or sniffing. I can usually spot the signs. It's like Chris Farley without the coke.
anyhoo.
*I have no idea of the size of Chris Farley's dick.
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I hear you. I sometimes feel like I'm hanging out with Charlie Sheen, only without the big bank account, the week long benders or the frequent prostitute calls. Ok. I guess not really like Charlie Sheen at all. Maybe more like Emilio Estevez. |
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03-21-2005, 07:32 PM
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#4467
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Observation
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*I have no idea of the size of Chris Farley's dick.
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That's okay. He probably didn't, either.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-21-2005, 09:01 PM
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#4469
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Observation
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hear you. I sometimes feel like I'm hanging out with Charlie Sheen, only without the big bank account, the week long benders or the frequent prostitute calls. Ok. I guess not really like Charlie Sheen at all. Maybe more like Emilio Estevez.
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Don't forget the online gambling addiction. Apparently that's why Denise kicked his ass out.
This info courtesy of US Weekly (or maybe In Touch), via Mrs. vannuys. |
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03-22-2005, 12:18 AM
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#4470
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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Observation
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sometimes I feel like I'm hanging out with Chris Farley, if Chris Farley were alive, thinner, not as funny, exceptionally well-endowed,* and really, incredibly nice to me. He's got this manic giggly quality. I feel kind of like I'm watching an exhibit sometimes. No evidence of coke yet though. Or sniffing. I can usually spot the signs. It's like Chris Farley without the coke.
anyhoo.
*I have no idea of the size of Chris Farley's dick.
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I already did this thread a few months ago. The answer is dump him if he can't stay hard. |
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