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robustpuppy · 03-23-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Catherine Zeta-Jones has a similar scar.

Who wants to put Michael Douglas's cock in her mouth?

LessinSF · 03-23-2005, 04:04 PM

All:

Please check your fake e-mail in-boxes regarding a possible GA gathering. If anyone did not get a fake e-mail from me who is interested in possibly attending such a gathering (except Paigow), zap me a PM with a fake e-mail address.

That is all.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-23-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Count your blessings. That means your first winter ended. We're still wondering if the moguls have been groomed down.

Isn't Buck Hill really just one big mogul? I mean, Burnsville isn't exactly a ski mecca.

TM

03-23-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
What is a tracheotomy?

The TRACHEA is the part of the AIRWAY (or breathing passage) commonly known as the "windpipe". A tracheotomy is a surgical procedure that creates a temporary opening in the trachea. The hole itself is called a tracheotomy. The tube that is placed through this hole is called a tracheotomy tube.

http://www.pediatric-ent.com/learnin...racheotomy.htm

aV

I don't think mocking someone's physical deformities is very classy. Unless they are a fat of course.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-23-2005, 04:11 PM

Up until right now, I think my subconcious has thought that Soleil Moon Frye and Jordana Brewster are the same person.

NotFromHere · 03-23-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Up until right now, I think my subconcious has thought that Soleil Moon Frye and Jordana Brewster are the same person.

Because she was Punky Brewster or because they both have gigantus boobungus - or whatever it's called when your boobs are so big you can't stand upright.

robustpuppy · 03-23-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because she was Punky Brewster or because they both have gigantus boobungus - or whatever it's called when your boobs are so big you can't stand upright.

Somebody sounds jealous.

ABBAKiss · 03-23-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The other was the infamous rugby scar.

That was AWESOME. I have nights like that too, though I do not have a scar above my eyebrow and I have never played rugby.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-23-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because she was Punky Brewster or because they both have gigantus boobungus - or whatever it's called when your boobs are so big you can't stand upright.

You're going to have to ask my subconcious. I don't think I would have made this mistake.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-23-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Catherine Zeta-Jones has a similar scar.

Speaking of scars, I was reading a casting call for extras, and one of the disqualifiers was "facial scar."

It took me a second to remember that I have two. One is on my upper lip from when I was about ten and was going too fast through the woods on a four-wheeler and ended up with a tree branch in the face. The other was the infamous rugby scar. I don't think either one of them is particularly noticable unless you know what you're looking for, but it's funny that features that I consider part of my face are disqualifiers. You'd think that "ugly nose" or "lack of discernable eyebrow" would be more of a disqualifier than "facial scar."

Since I have always imagined you as Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'm glad to see that you are familiar with her every blemish.

So what you're saying with the rugby party story is meant to refute Bilmore's contention that sushi feels no pain, right?

Shape Shifter · 03-23-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
All:

Please check your fake e-mail in-boxes regarding a possible GA gathering. If anyone did not get a fake e-mail from me who is interested in possibly attending such a gathering (except Paigow), zap me a PM with a fake e-mail address.

That is all.

Is shaven status a factor?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-23-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who wants to put Michael Douglas's cock in her mouth?

FWIW, I would drink sake out of her ass in front of her grandmother. FWIW.

bilmore · 03-23-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't Buck Hill really just one big mogul? I mean, Burnsville isn't exactly a ski mecca.

TM

Ah, but Hyland . . .

(Whose motto is "half as high, twice as high" . . . )

ABBAKiss · 03-23-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Ah, but Hyland . . .

(Whose motto is "half as high, twice as high" . . . )

I don't get it?

Does anyone know why my feet hurt?

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-23-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get it?

Does anyone know why my feet hurt?

Drunken rugby injury.

TM